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So I Shit My Pants Last Night

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and I don't even remember it.

 

So my female friend moved over to the next borough.

I went over to drink and hang out with her and some girls

So during said drinking sesh my stomach is killing me

but I think nothing of it. We continue on then go to sleep.

Last thing I remember is being in the bathroom washing poop

of my thigh and out of my boxers. Apparently I left the room,

went into where her mom was sleeping and crawled into bed with her.

Her dad woke me up and sent me to the couch where I guess I shit myself.

Woke up with the poker face just to find my pants to have shit in them too.

had to borrow a pair of her brothers old 12 sizes small jeans to go home.

 

Her mom thinks I have a sleep walking problem thanks to her lying.

But I'm not sure if they knew i shit myself.

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i dont remember anything from last night.

 

i have a feeling i did something stupid, my girlfriend says i didnt. Shes lying.

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my old ex gf had people over one night. i got smash hammer drunk and started asking her friends if they wanted to see my cock and just being a general asshole until i passed out in her parents bed. I woke up at 3:30 and that bitch was still partying with a dude i thought wanted to smash and knew they had history so I didn't feel so bad about the fact i had pissed mysefl while passed out in her folks bed. i slipped out and went home to sleep in my own bed. fuck yeah? fuck yeah.

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Stop hanging out with girls who live with their parents.

 

I'm probably younger then you think. Plus said girl was younger then me too lol.

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I feel like 2011 has actually really delivered in the thread department. The shart/shit your pants thread is one of my favorite cyclical thread topics.

 

Apparently I left the room,

went into where her mom was sleeping and crawled into bed with her.

 

And this is just golden.

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It should probably be investigated as to why this happens to so many people here.

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Is her mom hot?

 

and I cant believe the dad wasnt pissed about that shit

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