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What would you rather be doing right now?


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injurys first post summed it up.

 

also i would rather be drinking good coffee watching the sun come up over downtown while puffin a blunt thinkin about the spot i just got over on..(with old school krylon)and petting my dog who resides at my folks house..

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id rather be on disciplinary leave..

 

ive been waiting all day for my boss to come in and have me sign this piece of paper so i can get a three day suspension (vacation) without pay. of course he'll let me work all day today because we're short a person, but will be sure to make it happen tomorrow after he finds a temporary (or permanent) substitute. FAGGOT.

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getting my dick sucked by the dallas cowboys cheerleaders while watching eva mendez and salma hayek lez out in the corner and having jessica alba sit on my face and have everyone in the tri state area give me a hundred dollars and tell me im the king and that i should be president and if i ever decide to run they can count on my vote, and then barack obama comes over and congradulates me on the numerous bitches i have on my dick and im like "cool br0, you think you can legalize marijuana for me" and he's like "fosho" and then we light one up and proceed to double team michelle quan and high five eachother and after were done we go back to the white house and he lets me have the launch code and i proceed to blow the fuck up all the shit countries i don't like and then go home and take a bath in champagne with the previously stated bitches i done previously stated in the beginning of my paragraph.

 

 

thats what i'd rather be doing right now. holler if you feeeeel me.

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