SwampFightOner Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 I have glasses and I'd fuck you up guaranteed. Glasses are irrelevant. I worked with my homie Brandon today, and every time he tried to make a point about anything I'd say "Yeah, but come on, you got glasses, B" haha. After like the 100th time, he was visibly upset. Also, the amount of you who have said you'd take those punches just like dude did makes me uncomfortable. You'd have to have a gun to my head to make me act like that, an ass beating from two bouncers isn't really that bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Fighting two large men behind closed doors is a good way to get yourself killed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 i think dude hit like a bitch tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Also, the amount of you who have said you'd take those punches just like dude did makes me uncomfortable. You'd have to have a gun to my head to make me act like that, an ass beating from two bouncers isn't really that bad this. clearly most of you have never been in too many physical altercations. if i was getting punched like that, id be assuming i was gonna get knocked out anyways. might as well at least attempt something. apathetic ass motherfuckers... im wondering what some of yall would do if they sent you to prison and some dude found you attractive? no homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 A lot of people with opinions...I'd like to see what they would really do in that situation. dang-ada-dangga-ada-dang http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fWfxrPQG5U Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 dude, you got all butt hurt about "ethugs drug dealing" and then talk about arsoning a club with a bunch of innocent people inside? :rolleyes: real strong moral ethics br0. :lol: Im not butt hurt about anything, im just saying its funny all the kids on here talking about drug dealing and ''the game'' made me laugh becuse theyre relating to a bouncer at a strip club. Which to me is about as sleaze ball as it gets. And I was totally serious about the arson br0, just like if someone hit me at school id burn the building down becuse one dude punched me. It was sarcasm intended at all the ridiculous responses as to what people would do in the situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract Rationality Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 dang-ada-dangga-ada-dang http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fWfxrPQG5U That's what they think they would do...most people in here would do exactly what that guy did. A few would actually swing and possibly take an ass whooping. Just saying....truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract Rationality Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 i think dude hit like a bitch tho. LOL he wasn't trying...trust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Im not butt hurt about anything, im just saying its funny all the kids on here talking about drug dealing and ''the game'' made me laugh becuse theyre relating to a bouncer at a strip club. Which to me is about as sleaze ball as it gets. And I was totally serious about the arson br0, just like if someone hit me at school id burn the building down becuse one dude punched me. It was sarcasm intended at all the ridiculous responses as to what people would do in the situation. are you even old enough to go to the bar? i thought not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 are you even old enough to go to the bar? i thought not. Still using fakes, You mad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 I worked with my homie Brandon today, and every time he tried to make a point about anything I'd say "Yeah, but come on, you got glasses, B" haha. After like the 100th time, he was visibly upset. Also, the amount of you who have said you'd take those punches just like dude did makes me uncomfortable. You'd have to have a gun to my head to make me act like that, an ass beating from two bouncers isn't really that bad Your first paragraph had me dying. I love needling insults like this. Just twisting the knife a little bit with each comment. It is 100% effective and always garners a response. I've never been cornered in a toilet by two dudes looking to rob me, but I have been thrown out of about 40 odd bars in my life. Punching bouncers and being punched by bouncers is a part of bar life. Embrace it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 ^ That. And what makes a bouncer at a strip club "as sleazeball as it gets?" I know people who do it, they have fun and get to hang around naked bitches all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewreynoldsx Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 he ain't never been swamp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 ^ That. And what makes a bouncer at a strip club "as sleazeball as it gets?" I know people who do it, they have fun and get to hang around naked bitches all the time Im not trying to sound like a dickhead, if doing that kinda steez is fun to you and you enjoy it and get paid. Thats whats up. Just not something id ever want to do, and I guess im biased becuse my boys older brother use to be security at a strip club in town and all i can say is him and his buds were the shadiest and some of the shittiest people ive ever come in contact with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detroit red Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Right. Now if it was a white bouncer and he said pray to the big pale man or whatever, you'd be screaming he was a fucking Nazi or some shit. not at all..i would actually think it would sound equally as awkward and equally douche-like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Still using fakes, You mad? **edit: the kid whos "selling drugs" is a piece of shit, a bouncer at a club is a "sleazeball", you sound like a real cool dude br0. maybe we can meet up sometime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 A GOOD bouncer has never thrown a punch in his career. Fucking FACT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 An IMAGINARY bouncer has never thrown a punch in his career. Even the most level headed dudes I worked with knocked someone out once in awhile, people suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Get beat up by two guys on camera, leave quietly. Return with your boys, some heat, a few bats and a camera of your own. . . . sit and wait to post it as a video response when the other video of you getting beat surfaces on youtube. We have a winner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 **edit: the kid whos "selling drugs" is a piece of shit, a bouncer at a club is a "sleazeball", you sound like a real cool dude br0. maybe we can meet up sometime. Yeah sure, cause you sound like an awsome guy yourself. I hope when im your age im on a graffiti forum argueing with twenty year old about strip clubs and defending slangers. You're a winner br0, dont let me tell ya diffrent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 A GOOD bouncer has never thrown a punch in his career. Fucking FACT. The best bouncer i ever knew was back at a bar in the city i worked at last year. dude had a fucking instinct for trouble, just knew when they tiniest thing would spiral out of control. he'd always be in before something happened talking to people and diffusing shit before it ever got heated. ive only ever seen him get physical once and that was because some faggots wrestling eachother knocked a girl over and made a bar table come crashing down on her chest...dude rushes in locked one of the guys arms up and launches him out of the bar onto his ass. good fucking bouncer, not violent in the slightest despite his MMA training. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Im a boring fucking douchebag, disregard anything ive said as im talking out my ass. Dude, the last three pages are filled with your whinging antics, i haven't read any of your posts because you're fucking boring but please, stop posting in this thread. sand in yo vagina having bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 I've done it for 5 years and thrown one blow. 99 percent of the time you can talk people down. And if you can't you lock em up and drag them out an exit. Bouncers that go to work to fuck up drunks are shitheads. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 The best bouncer i ever knew was back at a bar in the city i worked at last year. dude had a fucking instinct for trouble, just knew when they tiniest thing would spiral out of control. he'd always be in before something happened talking to people and diffusing shit before it ever got heated. ive only ever seen him get physical once and that was because some faggots wrestling eachother knocked a girl over and made a bar table come crashing down on her chest...dude rushes in locked one of the guys arms up and launches him out of the bar onto his ass. good fucking bouncer, not violent in the slightest despite his MMA training. cool story br0. Fuck you faggot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Yeah sure, cause you sound like an awsome guy yourself. I hope when im your age im on a graffiti forum argueing with twenty year old about strip clubs and defending slangers. You're a winner br0, dont let me tell ya diffrent. haha youre such a herb, kid. giving us your opinions about the club scene when youre not even old enough to drink legally? keep talking, youre just making me laugh. ps. how tight are the pants youre wearing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 s'pose i'll go ahead and share a lil bouncer story with y'all. cause i think it's relevant. it takes place in montreal, canadia. a bar called...of course i forget it. it'll come back to me later. anyways. i'm 18 at the time, traveled up with some homies from school. on the way inside i was taking photos, cause thats what i do all the time and in the entrance way there was some honky kid crying hysterically about how he'd just had his ass beat by the bouncers for no good reason. i snapped a shot of him because it was funny to me and all my friends. we kept it movin and got our labatt blues at the bar. after about 20 minutes or so, i feel some crazy pull on my fucking hair. the force drops me to the ground and before i knew what the fuck happened i was being dragged away from the bar and my homies are being blocked off by four or five other ogres. now. mind you this place was not dead. and there were people everywhere. no one did shit. another giant canadian came up and picked my fucking feet up. i was pretty drunk and extremely confused, and a lil scurred. the next thing i know i'm in some skecthy little closet sized room with 8 or 9 big ass Canadians. straight interrogation style. i swore some really real shit was about to go down. i have NO reason to make any of this shit up. real talk. i'm sitting in a chair and there was one lamp and some dickhead shouting at me in french canadian and broken english about "why was i taking pictures and who was i working for!!?" all i could do was keep yelling that i didn't know what the fuck they were talking about and i didn't work for anyone. shit was bugged out. these assholes smashed my camera on the floor took off my glasses and broke them, spit in my face and gave me a few blows to the stomach and head.i was hurtin pretty bad and kinda just shut down. they picked me up and pushed me all the way to the door where my friends were waiting. shit was probably the single strangest shit thats ever happened to me in all my days. coOl StOry? fucka bouncer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Dude, I would have totally beat the shit out of all of those bouncers and burned the club down to the ground because I'm a tough guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 do you guys have barwatch down in the states, where they scan your ids before you get into the club, and if youre caught fighting or whatever it pops up and youre denied entry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 do you guys have barwatch down in the states, where they scan your ids before you get into the club, and if youre caught fighting or whatever it pops up and youre denied entry? Not that I've seen in Boston. I'd love that shit though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Not that I've seen in Boston. I'd love that shit though. its not as great as you think, because if you piss off a bouncer once youre pretty much screwed city wide. i am currently on said list, but i just take my passport out and bypass the system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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