Realism Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 What if the white guy was Asian and the bouncer was an elf booted Mexican? Then one of the strippers probably would have made an entrance, and we'd be left with a porno way more unsettling and controversial than this video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Right. Now if it was a white bouncer and he said pray to the big pale man or whatever, you'd be screaming he was a fucking Nazi or some shit. exactly. honestly the hate crime shit is most likely just another charge to add to the list, so when the dudes lawyer tries to cut the charges down they can still nab him for something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 and the fact is he probably had a big black dick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 I was about to ask where the Slash N H was... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract Rationality Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 A lot of people with opinions...I'd like to see what they would really do in that situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 A lot of people with opinions...I'd like to see what they would really do in that situation. your rationality is pretty abstract here considering this is the internet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 so the out of shape tough guy bouncer with glasses not only filed a police report, but his boy put the footage online. genius. i would have enjoyed it if the holmes had used that bottle on the counter, but maybe bouncer abuse is only funny to me. I have glasses and I'd fuck you up guaranteed. Glasses are irrelevant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract Rationality Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 your rationality is pretty abstract here considering this is the internet That's what makes CH.O - CH.O... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Man, if it were me I would have kissed my biceps and screamed out "COME AT ME BR0" then beat the shit out of every bouncer in that club then fuck at least 3 strippers before bouncing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 I also would have made the bouncers run thier pockets too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Dude did get caught slipping no doubt, and he couldn't lie his way out of a paper bag. When you deal drugs the rules don't really apply to whatever happends to you, I got all that. I'm just saying the bouncer is a faggot for locking the tiny ass kid in the bathroom and slapping him around on camera. All he had to do was run the kids pockets, slap him and toss him out. I could care less about what happens to shiesty ass kids who deal drugs, especially in a strip club. you realize that locks don't work from the inside right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Guys guys guys but what if... GOD DOESNT EXIST?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 But what if... YOU'RE WRONG!?!? Ohhhhhh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Dude, he should have just told the bouncer he's down with /b/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 and the fact is he probably had a big black dick. :lol: MY BWOI BOOST WILL FUCK YOU UP 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 you realize that locks don't work from the inside right? Well lets assume that its not one of those doors that opens automatically when you hit the handle, theyre are doors than can be locked from the inside. Even so hes still technically locked in as no one from the outside could come in to his assitance and he surely isn't getting past that fucking ape to open the handle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EXwLcw0AZ4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screambloodygore Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 dude man, i fuckin like woulda like just fuckin thrown pocket sand in dat niggas eyes and got back to da party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Everyone saying what a pussy dude is for not fighting back is retarded. Fighting two large men behind closed doors is a good way to get yourself killed. If anything he handled those blows like a fucking champ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 dude man, i fuckin like woulda like just fuckin thrown pocket sand in dat niggas eyes and got back to da party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 the guy ran his hands over mine wrist to nail, he took that shit. i dont lose things and am always concious of what im wearing on my hands, wrists neck or wherever else. that fagget cost me almost 5 grand, so remember this next time your gettin patted down. i almost died laughing. That "holier then thou" shit doesn't make you sounds like less of a faggot like you think it does this. Boost, we've all seen your biceps and believe your threats whole heartedly. i almost died laughing again, thanks gas. couldnt have summed it up any better. this shit has it all. best thread of 2011. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 I woulda fuckin, I woulda fuckin, I woulda fuckin. Yeah I woulda fuckin laid his nuts on the fucking sink. Just his nuts laying on the fucking sink. And bang them shits with a spiked fucking bat. Like BLAOW! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 BLAOWWW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 I woulda sit a hanger on the stove, let that shit sit there for like a half hour, then took it off and stuck it in his ass slow like psssssssssssssssssssssss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Alot of butt hurt faggots in this thread over an insult, sorry to hurt so many of you guys feelings. The responses to what people saying what they would do is hilarious, I doubt highly anyone would of done anything diffrently then what the whiny hollister prick did. Deny the shit, take two hits and dip out. Then go outside, get a can of gas circle the building and drop a cig on em. But just to clarify I wouldnt ever allow myself to get in a position where two large ass dudes have me cornered in a bathroom. Soon as dude flagged me down I would of said fuck it and headed for the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 *dresser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Do you see a dresser in that bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 1st. Shit looked kinda fake to me br0's! you can see honky laughing at the 3:29. 2nd. That NAGGER was about the corniest dude on the planet. bouncer lames. 3rd. If it was real. Fuck that dude. What kinda moron puts himself on blast like that anyways? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Alot of butt hurt faggots in this thread over an insult, sorry to hurt so many of you guys feelings. The responses to what people saying what they would do is hilarious, I doubt highly anyone would of done anything diffrently then what the whiny hollister prick did. Deny the shit, take two hits and dip out. Then go outside, get a can of gas circle the building and drop a cig on em. dude, you got all butt hurt about "ethugs drug dealing" and then talk about arsoning a club with a bunch of innocent people inside? :rolleyes: real strong moral ethics br0. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 MY BWOI BOOST WILL FUCK YOU UP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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