swordfish meatloaf Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 TODAY HAD A MORNING DENTIST APPOINTMENT TO GET TWO WISDOM TEETH PULLED. DID EVERYTHING I WAS SUPPOSED TO IN PREPARATION FOR LOCAL AND GENERAL ANESTHESIA I.E. NOT EATING 18 HOURS PRIOR TO SAID APPOINTMENT, ABSTAINING FROM CIGARETTES AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. HAD ALL THE LOOT I NEEDED AND MY INSURANCE CARD AND WAS READY TO GO. GET THERE, AND THE CUNT OF AN ELDERLY WHORE SECRETARY TELLS ME THAT THIS PARTICULAR CLINIC DOES NOT EVEN PROVIDE GENERAL ANESTHESIA.. THIS BEING A GREAT START TO A SLOPPY FECES RIDDEN TEENAGE RETARD BUTTFUCK KIND OF DAY. ACKNOWLEDGING THIS TO BE MY THIRD APPOINTMENT JUST THIS MONTH, I DECIDED I WOULD JUST GET THE SHOTS AND GO AHEAD AND GET IT OVER WITH. TODAY WAS THE FIRST, AND POSSIBLY LAST TIME I HAVE SEEN THE INSIDE OF A DENTISTS OFFICE IN OVER A DECADE. THEY GO TO WORK.. NUMBING, SCRAPING, GRINDING AND PULLING UP THE FIRST TOOTH. BUT SOMETHINGS WRONG, THIS DENTIST IS HAVING AN EXTREMELY HARD TIME GETTING THE TOOTH OUT. IM NOT SURE HOW LONG A SINGLE WISDOM TOOTH EXTRACTION IS SUPPOSED TO TAKE, BUT AM ALMOST CERTAIN ITS NOT 30-40 MINUTES PER TOOTH. DOESNT HELP ANY THAT THE ASSISTANT IS SOME FRESH OUT OF COMMUNITY COLLEGE FAG BOY NAMED CHAD WHO CANT SEEM TO DO ANYTHING RIGHT, AND DURING THE ENTIRETY OF THE PROCEDURE IM HEARING "NO... DONT DO THAT.." AND "SUCTION HERE, WHEN IM OUT YOURE IN" ETC.. HE FINALLY GETS THE FIRST ONE OUT, AND SOMEHOW THIS TOOTH, AND UNKNOWN AT THIS POINT THE OTHER, HAVE TWO HOOKS ON THEM THAT RIPPED UP MY GUM ON THE WAY OUT. MEGA BLEEDING, BUT THE PAIN WASNT TOO EXTREME. THEY STITCH ME UP AND IM GONE. GET OUTSIDE, THE SHOTS ARE WEARING OFF, AND THE PAIN SETS IN, CRANIAL PAIN, NECK PAIN, BACK PAIN, SHIT WAS EVERYWHERE. LONG STORY SHORT I GET HOME, AND TAKE THE GAUZE OUT ON THE RIGHT SIDE AND THIS THING JUST STARTS LEAKING BLOOD, I MEAN BAD, IM SWALLOWING WHAT SEEMS LIKE PINTFULLS AND ITS DRIBBLING OUT OF MY JIBS LIKE A ZOMBIE WITH AUTISM. AT THIS POINT IM REALLY FRIGHTENED, AS ARE MY ROOMMATE AND WIFEY. DENTISTS ALREADY CLOSED... SO WE GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM. BLAH BLAH THEY PUT SOME MESH COVERING AND CLOT MECHANISM OVER THE STITCHES AND I GO HOME. NOW IM ALL FUCKED UP ON PERCOSET/VICODIN, BUT THIS SHIT STILL HURTS. WHAT HURTS EVEN WORSE IS THAT I HAVENT EATEN IN TWO DAYS, CANT CHEW, OR EVEN TAKE THIS GAUZE OUT OR ITS BACK TO BLEEDING LIKE YOUR SISTERS FIRST PEROID. REALLY NEED A CIGARETTE TOO. THIS DAY JUST FUCKING SUCKED. WORST THAN MOST. REALLY CLOSE TO JUST GOING OUT AND GETTING ENOUGH HEROIN TO GET ME THROUGH THREE OR FOUR DAYS. I WISH I WOULDNT HAVE SOLD MY PISTOL A FEW YEARS AGO, I MAY HAVE CONSIDERED SHOOTING MYSELF SOME PLACE NON LETHAL SO I CAN LAY UP IN A HOSPITAL FOR A FEW DAYS. OR TAKE THE COBAIN ROUTE... SON PROBABLY HAD MAD DENTAL ISSUES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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vanfullofretards Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 I got my wisdom teeth taken out like a year ago. I went under and everything went smooth. I guess some people just have it better than others :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 yeah but then your girlfriend left you for a black guy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 ZING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 wisdom teeth are a bitch. i've heard endless horror stories one of my friends who got them pulled had his face puffy for like a month his face looked like he weighed like 250 but he only was 150, it was insane now you gotta be careful not to get a dry socket, so no smoking for like a week or so i'm one of the lucky few. all four of mine are in perfect, no need to get them pulled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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morton Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Be real careful about hygiene, dry socket is a major bummer. Work through the pain, it is amazing what sort of pain a person can deal with if they focus. DO NOT COP, if you were a person who could handle going on "just a three day run" you would never have had to stop in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 That's why you should get Xrays, if them roots are hooked you better see an oral surgeon. Also, you should be a giant vagina and go get hooked on heroin like a retard or better yet shoot yourself. Sounds kind of harsh but man the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 got all 4 taken out at once..everything went according to plan. meh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 You should feel better knowing she actually exists somewhere.^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Paris right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 you made your mom smoke dmt? wut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LUGR Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 CODE4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 didn't read it , but shut up nigger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 fuk:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 read the first sentence. having had dental surgery and been on fire twice, iv drip morphine. no question. *EDIT asian tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 she probably has an octopuss hangin out her dugout right now lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 dare to dream. i would eat said calamari or whatever the spanish translation is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSD666 Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 yeah but then your girlfriend left you for a black guy must spread more rep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 You should feel better knowing she actually exists somewhere.^^^ Paris right? melbourne, australia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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swordfish meatloaf Posted February 20, 2011 Author Share Posted February 20, 2011 HAHAHAHA! ICE CREAM AND PUSSY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 I guess a long term symptom of heroin withdrawal is starting to type in all caps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 i got the top two wisdom teeth removed 2 weeks ago and it took 40 minutes to numb out and it took 8 minutes to knock those muthas out. after the meds went away it was a bitch but the worse part is not being able to eat shit or smoke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 all four of mine are in perfect, no need to get them pulled :mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akrisone Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Just got all 4 out on Thursday, swelling is starting to go down. Just gotta take care of your fucking self. It hurts a little but I'm on my 3rd day and I took absolutely no pain killers today. Ice your face...take your meds, eat soup and mashed potatos and the rest is easy...Also whatever you do don't spit out the blood. Either let it drool out or wash it down. Avoid the dry socket and you'll be fine a few days. It's not like the dentist didn't tell you what to not do after you get em out. Also serves you right getting then pulled by your fuck up of a dentist...I had a proper surgeon do mine. My teeth even had high risk of nerve damage in my jaw...no problems what so ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 i had four pulled in one sitting, no anesthesia, just novocaine. ate the pills they gave me, and was out partyinglater that night. grow a pair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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