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Being that it's a recession and it'll only get worse before it gets better, I've been looking into ways to "get over" any way I possibly can.

 

This is when I realized there was such thing as FOOD STAMPS... now called SNAP (Supplemental Nutrional Assistance Program... or something)

http://www.gettingfoodstamps.org/rights.htm <-- more info on your food stamp rights

 

 

Emergency SNAP Benefits

 

Emergency SNAP benefits are also known as expedited SNAP because the benefits are given faster to those in an emergency situation, such as:

 

A family with resources worth $100 or less, and monthly income less than $150.

A family with resources and monthly income that are less than the most recent monthly expenses for rent/mortgage and utilities.

A family that includes a migrant or seasonal farm worker who has $100 or less in resources and very little income.

To apply for emergency SNAP, visit an HHSC benefits office or call 2-1-1. To find an HHSC benefits office, go to http://www.yourtexasbenefits.com, and then click on “Find an office.

 

Apparently if you have less than $100 in the bank, and are poor as fuck "on paper", you can receive this shit. Or if your bills are more than you make, you can get this shit. Most people I know live paycheck to paycheck because things are so fucked up right now. The only people doing good are the hustlers, AND EVEN THEY don't report legit income to be more than their bills... so they can receive this shit too.

 

Now I'm not talking about pregnant chicks getting WIC for their baby or whatever... I mean even homeless people can receive food stamps. IT'S TO FEED YO ASS. Why wouldn't everyone get this? That's what it's there for.

 

whos-getting-food-stamps.jpg

old ass image, but it's probably more now.

 

 

 

Free food.

 

Is anybody above doing this? I know I'm not. I think I will apply.

 

discuss

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did it all last summer after the clank clank. dickheads took my jahb.

so i took some free fucking food. fuck em. niggaz ate steak n shrimp

like erryday on the grill for the entire summer. and i'd do it again too!

 

 

ohhh, annnnnnd my chick has them now. she's in aht school. we eat pretty well from time to time.

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I've used food stamps before. Just as good as money. Then you can use your real money to buy drugs and what not. None the less food stamps Do help.

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I've done EBT, but I was a complete fucking loser at the time and wish I hadn't wasted money that could have gone to people who really need it.

 

Getting over is overrated a lot of the time.

 

But hey whatever, do your thing man.

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Food stamps are fucking awesome. I get 200 a month and the Arabs at the corner store let me buy whatever I want with them. I get all my house cleaning stuff with them. And everything for my bathroom. They'll even let me buy beer and alcohol. And the Chinese ladies around the corner have a way of extracting money from the card and will give me 120 cash and they keep 80.

 

Back in my "bank account negative 350 dollars days" I had 3 cards at once via homies that came from out of state and I'd make them get a card and give it to me when they left. I need to set that up again. 600 bucks a month for whatever I please is legit.

 

THANKS SF GOVERNMENT, MUAH!!

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Love how so many "law abiding citizens" with hearts of gold suddenly pop up on 12 oz.

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Last time I was on food stamps they were printed on paper.

 

 

Hells yeah, it was embarrassing as fuck to whip out the "poverty stamps" at the store w/ all the homies standing there. But they shut the fuck up when their stoned asses where munching the grub I bought in lieu of pitching on the sack

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^WTF? You mother fuckers must be 60 years old. As long as I can remember they have been EBT cards. Wow.

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We had the paper ones as a kid but we really did need them. My Mom was disabled and we were dirt poor. I'll never resort to that unless I absolutely had to. (Even then, I'd try my best to get off of that shit as quick as I could.)

 

I'm not trying to be right-wing or any of that shit but it pisses me off to know that I'm busting my ass at work every day while some lazy fuck that's 2/3rds my age is living off of my money.

 

Guess I'm showing my age here.

 

 

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^yeah, you're definitely 60

 

And you're a fucktard that I'm about to ban based off of your tampons alone.

 

 

P.S. 34 bitch. Was writing my name when you were pissing in Pampers I'm sure.

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i'm no youngin. and i work for a living. probably doing something a hell of a lot

more positive and meaningful then half of you shmucks. for a fuck of a lot less.

now. when johnny law decided to fuck me up on some falseness and tamper with

my money game you think i gave a shit abouta niggas tax dollar? HA! No. been

payin that shit since the 90's. taxes. smh. and let's not forget where we are here

in the first place. this is a graffiti forum. hello! the buff, city clean-up! yada fucking yada.

fuck about a taxes. just a bunch of money that comes out your shit and falls into

some politicians pocket anyways. end rant.

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I did the math and the billions of dollars given to the wall street bankers end up being more tax dollars than I used on foodstamps when I was homeless and nineteen years old.

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We had the paper ones as a kid but we really did need them. My Mom was disabled and we were dirt poor. I'll never resort to that unless I absolutely had to. (Even then, I'd try my best to get off of that shit as quick as I could.)

 

I'm not trying to be right-wing or any of that shit but it pisses me off to know that I'm busting my ass at work every day while some lazy fuck that's 2/3rds my age is living off of my money.

 

Guess I'm showing my age here.

 

 

Insert umad.gif

 

Being mad about people using the system to their advantage and acting like your taxes will ever go down if they stop is quite naive.

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Most truly wealthy people get food stamps that how they stay rich, they have way of being frugal you could never dream of to the point of why even bother having all that money. The big house and car are just a status symbol. On paper they are broke, it's all corprate accounts and family money. They don't spend money like a rapper with a new hit.

I told my girl to get them, she can only work 1 or 2 days a week due to financial aid for college. I was paying for every meal in double and if I wasn't around she barely ate. She was reluctant at first because of the stigma but it's better than being hungry. So she went and applied.

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