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YoU JUsT InHeRiTed a mILlioN BUckS.........

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Must be spent on 3 items or less on serious rich hot slut magnet shit that'll get you guaranteed laid tenfold.

 

Mine would be a fully loaded black Bently Mulsanne, a platinum Rolex with a diamond on each hand, and 20 pounds of fish scale.

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This guy is gonna get pulled over in a Bentley full of coke, try to bribe the officer with his watch, and get a 25 year sentence on top of all his shit getting repo'd

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I would get a private investigator/hitman to inject jkob with every STD there is. Buy a big house. And use it for my ownselfish needs.

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Mine would be a fully loaded black Bently Mulsanne, a platinum Rolex with a diamond on each hand, and 20 pounds of fish scale.

 

 

 

 

 

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I'd buy Pat's and Geno's and force them to sell tofu cheese steaks.

 

This would force most of Philly's population to commit suicide. And we'd be able start off fresh with a strip mall.

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I would buy 1,000,000 in another currency.

 

lol, fucking this

 

 

american money is worthless

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I'd buy this

 

Excellent taste, those towel racks are superb.

 

Most people probably wouldn't think to use this money to remodel, but whatever you put into the project = $$$ when the real estate market recovers a little bit and you're selling.

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BUY GOLD WITH IT, PUT IT IN A PIRATE SHIP, SINK SHIP, DIG UP IN 20 YEARS AND MAKE DOCUMENTARY ABOUT IT TO ADD TO THE MILLION.

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