ipod90 Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 If only you had fucked up uncle to stare you in the right direction at that age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 DUDE, I DID, AND THE GUY RAISED ME. HE WAS LEGIT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL WHEN THIS HAPPENED. I swear to god that fucking guy made 'illegal' just a word to me. I was just more concerned about washing shit off my dick. Who would have known that my first real girlfriend i got merely 3 years later i'd fuck in the ass before her pussy. And in a fountain in Roxbury, no less. Anal sex in the hood! Yes! But yeah. Raised by a biker that chain smokes weed. i recommend it for anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bourgeoisie Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 shine on... you crazy diamonds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 the horror. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i eat babies Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 I just spent the last 24 hours with a girl watching the entire second season of game of thrones and fucking between each episode. I don't know if that qualifies for this thread, but it was pretty damn good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 cool starry bra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink panther Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 bro story, cool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini Bus Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Why do I get sleepy after I touch myself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back In 88 Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini Bus Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 I was letting this freaky bitch shower with me once and she tried to slip her finger in my ass while I was all soapy I knew what she was trying to do cause she kept playing with my butt cheeks while she was deep throating me she was doing her best to distract me and she was doing such an awesome job that I didn't realize she had her finger half way in my butt I freaked and wanted to punch her but instead I dick smacked her several times and she loved it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I'm gonna start off by saying this thread is fucking awesome and has helped me kill time at work for 2 days now. Secondly DSD is a shameless scumbag and my new idol, props to you sir. I don't have many shameful/awesome stories but I'll share what I've got since this thread is sadly dying: This one's not that great but I thought it was pretty awesome at the time. The first time my last ex gave me head was in her best friend's brother's room when they had a party and he wasn't around. I cleaned up with his towel and put it back where i found it, he was a douche. After me and my ex broke up I hollered at this chick that I used to work with and chop chron to who I knew wanted the D. Petite blonde with blue eyes, I figured why not. Invited her over to blaze and smash and I ended up rocking a marker piece on her hip/thigh. It started alright but it turned out her twat stank like a bum's cornhole after sleeping in a dumpster for a week and it was significantly loose. Not to mention I'm pretty sure she wasn't on her rag but she bled on my dick. Majorly turned off I just trekked through and finished. The sad part was that I linked her again because it was so damn easy, the head was good and I just wanted to get it wet. The next time I hit it there was no improvements to the quality but I didn't want to be a dick and tell her straight up (call me a pussy whatever). So anyway I'm smashing it half-limp with my eyes closed just desperately trying to get my nut, while she's just loving it. It got to the point where I was sweating my balls off and I was too tired to go on, so I proceeded to fake an orgasm (I was wearing a dome so this was possible), grunted and gave my member a few throbs to make it a bit more convincing. I got the fuck outta there after that and haven't made any effort to talk to her since, she messages me here and there though I think she caught feelings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 ^Any pics of that marker piece you rocked? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Yeah, I think that would really round out the story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Without pic you're longevity is nil round these parts. Post shorty up. Blurr her snatch, I don't need no scratch & sniff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I cleaned up with his towel and put it back where i found it How did it make you feel rubbing some dudes dirty towel on you and then leaving it even dirtier for him to rub on himself? :snowman: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I also honor the pics or it didn't happen rule so here you go. Edit: excuse the hugeness, I tried and failed to make it smaller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 How did it make you feel rubbing some dudes dirty towel on you and then leaving it even dirtier for him to rub on himself? :snowman: I was smashed, no fucks were given.:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Pic didn't work, but you can host it to imgur or something of that nature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 or pm any one of us a link and we'll put it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 shit eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Tattoo whips! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 dat K!? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 ok, show us her nudes now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 A few weeks ago I fucked some college broad while I was on 5 hits of acid. It lasted awhile, after a bit she got super wet, so assumed she was squirting. So she starts rubbing it all over me, and the bed is fucking soaked. It's like midnight, and there's no lights, got up to take a piss, hit the lights, and i'm fucking covered in blood, my bed is covered in blood, the walls are covered in blood, and she's been feeding me blood. I laughed so motherfucking hard, she started crying in shame. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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