Fist 666 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 that is fucking metal. and disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Yeah, when 12oz isn't in my life, I get into way more fucked up situations than the ones I read on here. It's been pretty fucking awesome lately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 well, welcome back. feel free to share the glorious tales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Well, fuck. When you put it that way. An asian hooker walked naked across a packed gambling parlor I was in about a month ago and pulled me by the shirt back into her room, that was pretty cool. I was literally the only white dude there, and one of two people who spoke english, it was one of the most cutty situations of my fucking life. I left most of my cash at wherever I was, so i could have given a fuck if they were trying to rob me. It was free anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 OH YEAH. About 6 years ago or so when I was dating a muslim girl, she went to malaysia to see her folks and stuff, and gave me the green like to fuck whatever when she was gone. So, after whoring myself around a little bit, I ended up fucking this girl who LITERALLY had a burning mosque tattooed on her back. I didn't tell her my girlfriend (or even that I had a girlfriend) was muslim, so I waited to have my fun, and then clued her into the fact that she was, and even told her that I was considering converting. Ending sex with crying is the best. She ran to her car in her bra and panties, the eagle has landed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Update: So I messaged that chick yesterday just to say what up. She proceeds to tell me that she's preggo and that she's keeping the kid (she's 21 and her parents are die hard Catholics and whatnot). Needless to say my heart dropped and I gone done nearly shat myself. On the verge of a panic attack I inquired whether or not it was mine or if i had anything to worry about. I was wearing a dome but LifeStyles suck and I've had them break on me in the past without even realizing. She says it's not. Says she knows whose it is but the guy won't own up to it, and that this next guy she's seeing at the moment is perfectly okay with the situation and is willing to roll with raising some bastard kid. Lulz. May we all now share a genuine chuckle for this chick's misfortunes and my unwarranted shitting of bricks. Wear a rubber kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_blank_ Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 bump this thread. funny, gross, and over all a big waste of my time. but im at work, so who gives a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 Fuuuuuck ive had a few happen...let me pick which ones I have the shame to tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSD666 Posted February 6, 2013 Author Share Posted February 6, 2013 alright so I cannot believe this thread has not died off yet, I haven't posted a story in here since fuck knows when I am to lazy to look...I had a great idea last night, and when I get home tomorrow I am going to pull it off. yall with have to bare with me on this one for flicks and the story and document how it goes, but this is what I am going to do, feel free to do the same to one of your friends, or enemies. I'd do it to my mom but she is mad sick and wouldn't be able to handle the stress... simple. backpage. Ima call about 50 tutes to my homies house. flick them all walking up to the door, all the reactions, and call my boy after every tute leaves his front door, to ask him what happened. or something similar. flicks will be posted. hopefully in the next week or 2 I will get around to pulling it off and getting to an internet connection. should be fun. thanks to all of yall that kept the stories up. see yall in a week or 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 ^Do that to abcs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSD666 Posted February 6, 2013 Author Share Posted February 6, 2013 lmao. that nigga. I know him all to well. honestly he'd probably be a good sport about it. if I knew where the nigga lived at... abcs get at me player! real spit if you read this pm me lets go get a 40 and mace hookers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 First knock I'd be negative 50. Don't send them my way. I gets paid next week. Haggling a hoe is pretty shameful, dipping on that bitch like a taxi. Well. Proper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 lmao. that nigga. I know him all to well. honestly he'd probably be a good sport about it. if I knew where the nigga lived at... abcs get at me player! real spit if you read this pm me lets go get a 40 and mace hookers. That fool lives in a big ol house in the burbs...seen it on tinychat. Real nice living room... *edit Dude just posted this thread.. For the record I make for a terrible boyfriend and just an ok friend. My schtick is meeting broads, sleeping with em once or twice and never calling them again. Met a chik and shes extra nice. Tried to bust a slump and put it on her the first time we hung out and she resisted, im glad because Im not attracted to her at all. Shes extra thick with an ok face but i like short thin girls. I'm not opposed to a little thick but this lady is pretty big, 5'5 165 maybe. Cali-G would probably consider her petite but well. We all kno about him:: solid cat & i'm not hatin:: What should i do? Do i tell her im just trying to be her friend? What if it backfires and she dont want to chill no more? I wouldn't be crushed or anything but I just assume be friends. Not say shit? Not posting a pic, just asking for advice. Last time I did well I had some explaining to do. C'mon DSD he is asking for 50 tutes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSD666 Posted February 13, 2013 Author Share Posted February 13, 2013 uh, I got my whore ex girlfriend pregnant. last time she tried to kill the baby and herself. this time I am helping her along with saying things like, "I don't want a baby with you, you're fucking insane, so lets get abortin." I know nothing cool, I actually just made that up on the spot. legal matters aside, as soon as I talk to my lawyer, and I know alls swell, I am posting the texts this girl sent me. mind you I have a 10 year old son who is my world. no drama, no custody issues. all a big happy fam. this bitch ate a bottle of kolonopin and drank a 5th last time I didn't pull out. so she gets no fucking mercy. also, I don't pull out, no homo. cool story nigga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Sounds like you're gunning for more children with crazy girls, homie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSD666 Posted February 13, 2013 Author Share Posted February 13, 2013 ya think? nigga I aint used a rubber since 1997. how I haven't eazy e'd is beyond me. not even herpes. just got the clap (read thread for story.) I know this seems bad, but honestly my son, 10 years old, never had 1 problem with his mother, and we are all still very close till this day with no custody issues or child support problems. my current bitch, who is now my current ex bitch, has been pregnant twice now, one time she "tried" to murk herself with a fucking baby in her. this time around she is threatening to move out of state so I can never see my fetal alcohol syndrome baby. plus a good 50 texts that are way better than that statement. what can I say, I have the OS twins 12 oz mag from like 97? and in 08 I found ch0. I am gonna see if the courts won't let me blame this shit on yall, you niggas pay this child support if the fucker makes it out the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 blame everything on abcs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 this english rose jess who i was seeing for a year after this went down...(haha,,,if only she knew).... the first time we hooked up , half way through prodding her vagina with my penis i needed to piss.....i was blind drunk , stumbling in her flat with one eye open ..... well two if you include my japs-eye....anyways ....walking down a skinny hallway with a raging boner trying to be quiet ain't easy.......i couldnt find the toilet , so i pissed in her bathroom sink and knocked all her and the flatmates toothbrushes into the sink i was pissing in.....i gave them all a nice rince with my stinky rotten hot piss...no joke....this piss was like some off herbal tea.......all of them...there was maybe 6 or 7 brushes............i couldnt stop....i knew what i was doing was wrong yet so right....... ...... .......i put them back after a ''breif'' wash under the tap...........................ok , i didnt wash them. i really like her flatmates too.... p.s i still love you jess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 ya think? nigga I aint used a rubber since 1997. how I haven't eazy e'd is beyond me. not even herpes. just got the clap (read thread for story.) I know this seems bad, but honestly my son, 10 years old, never had 1 problem with his mother, and we are all still very close till this day with no custody issues or child support problems. my current bitch, who is now my current ex bitch, has been pregnant twice now, one time she "tried" to murk herself with a fucking baby in her. this time around she is threatening to move out of state so I can never see my fetal alcohol syndrome baby. plus a good 50 texts that are way better than that statement. what can I say, I have the OS twins 12 oz mag from like 97? and in 08 I found ch0. I am gonna see if the courts won't let me blame this shit on yall, you niggas pay this child support if the fucker makes it out the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 ^^^^"This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere.^^^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSD666 Posted February 14, 2013 Author Share Posted February 14, 2013 24'd nigga. now she wants me back. I need legal advice on what can happen if anything if I just post the whole text. I will be me, DSD666oneronethousand, she with be a black box. nothing. empty cunt. fucked up thing, Im halfa jew, you'd think there would be a nigga in my family that could help me out on a little free ch0 legal advice about making fun of girls getting abortions. jokes one me huh? I aint mad, but fuck yall niggas lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Bump. Forgot about this awesome thread, what you scumbags been up to? Did DSD catch the incurable gonorrhea? Got my johnson nearly torn up by this dime with 2 tongue rings, but that shit was still good so I ain't mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Haha thats some raw shit, havent had tounge metal on my cock since freshman year. Well its been a while since ive posted in here, or anyone it seems so mabye we can get it going again. Ill start with a softie, this one isnt shameful or epic but its the first thing that came to mind and its recent. So I hadnt used the internet to pull side pussy in months and was getting a little bored with my blackbook so I figured id try OKcupid to see if there was anyone on there worth banging. After the first day on there id basically skimmed through everyone and came across an older chick, around 35 that was mad cute. Cutting through the details I hit her up, shes feeling your boy, so we decide to meet. She says to meet at a local park so I agree. I show up, she tells me she's in a blue Honda SUV, I see her and she motions for me to get in. So I get in, we don't say one word and just start making out. We did so for probably about 15minutes no joke before we stop for air and finally say something. We small talk, walk around the park, and go back to her car. We continue to makeout and then I go down on her and start eating her out in her whip in front of like 20 black families. She squirts a little and says she came a few minutes later. I had to go when I was done and she said she did too. I dipped out and waited to hit her up till later...but Never heard from her again, her profile was deleted that night and her phone was disconnected. Best part is that she looked just like Pam off the office. I still wonder weeks later what in the fuck happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Ferreal Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 damn son she was that nice?? 5 minutes in and youre immediately munchin the fuckin box? what it taste like doe? Anyway im a lil drunk but this was kinda cool on my birthday a few months back . it was all snowy where I was at so nobody was really doin shit. I had some cash to throw around so i found the best lookin escort and proceed to go link up. no shame in my game bros. I get to the spot and she's sharing this fairly nice hotel room with her girlfriend whos a solid 8. not as cute as the original bird tho. As chick 2 was leaving I told chick 1 it was my birthday and she better show me a good time. 1 looks at 2 who then looks at me and smiles like "im in" and then chick 2 broke out molly. i was like fuck it did bumps. They then proceeded to blow me (with a condom on of course, meh) both let me smash which was pretty epic. Afterwards we went to the hotel bar and had some drinks. i had to chill that molly had me fucked up 4 a little bit. We talked for a while they were cool. They were escorts who were best friends that were traveling the world fucking for cash. thought that was pretty sweet. paid the one girl said goodnight and drove home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Havent had an escort yet/paid for sex. In high school senior year my boy had a party and we called an escort but at the last minute his older bro was being a pussy and called it off. That sounds dope though. Yeah, she was that nice. I like older chicks, she was professional, heels, skirt, all that...have to admit I was pretty bummed I was really feeling her, she was hot shit. The snatch was juicy, and smelled delicious and tasted the same. Im assuming she was married or some shit, but she could sit on my face anyday and that'd be good enough for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 i just typed a long ass story , just for 12oz to have auto-logg-my-ass-out. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU here goes , the extreme , extreme short version. i tried to fuck a dwarf and got denied. MERRY XMAS FROM VIENNA!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 clsfd stylee in full effect :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Well if we're going there... I sex with a Para-olympian... She won silver at Sydney in the tennis :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 brickos:awesome.... more details , more details..... me:shamefull where's yours schnitz?!?!....i know you got a couple and by 'a couple' i mean a thousand..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tighthead Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 I railed a fairly old korean hooker a few months ago. It was in some dodge hotel room while my friend sat in the bathroom chuckling to himself. It was horrible she went so overboard with the sound fx. Shit was mad embaressing yo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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