Realism Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 Maybe if he had at least whispered "no homo" when SM slipped it in. No homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 did i mention, I once had pictures of him "playing around" putting my tops on..(halter tops..girl tanks n such..pink in color) which were passed around our scene. a /nh cant straighten this out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 So you promised dude something. Then backed out and passed around private pictures you took of him. Kinda typically female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 was he a 12oz member :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 You know if he was thosepictures would already been threaded. Cmonnnnnnn lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 they werent 'private' pictures. and if he would not have tried to bust out a window in attempts to beat my ass... I wouldnt have gone 'typical female' on him. no..no 12 oz member, that I know of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 You got typical on him before and after. Sadness is in your peoples dna, don't worry about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoColt Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 making a sex thread is actually lamer than making a music thread. here how it works.... poster: yay boys let me tell you about when i fucked non missionary style, other ooontzer: ya dude thats totally rad i love hearing about other men fucking poster: ya bruh it was so rad dude, you ever done it before? other ooontzer: not yet homie but i jerk off all the time thinking about it poster: dude its so rad it makes your dick look bigger other oontzer: really? fuck yeah! other oontzer....... poster: how you actually think your penis will get bigger? other oontzer: dude i get emails about growing one all the time. ramdom: douche! 100% truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cro. Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 okay pornbooth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 a chick tried pulling that same shit on me one time. i declined. first and last time i ever slept with that bitch. i can remember the first time i ever saw a girl squirt. i was about 15 had just lost my virginity 2 months prior. completely inexperienced, i didnt know it was possible for girls to do that. so anyways we get to doin the damn thing, and im about to stick it in and shes like "do you want to watch me play with my pussy?". this is kinda a turnon for me so i agreed. im sittin back watching this chick fingerfuck herself and things start gettin a lil hectic. she starts goin crazy moaning, and fingering herself like a mad woman, and all the sudden she squirts. it wasnt the crazy shooting out a mile a minute type shit you see in pornos (i have since been with a few chicks that could do that its mindblowing) but it definitely was present. i freaked out. i thought somehow she had fucked some dude without a rubber earlier that day and this was his seed leaking out. i can remember getting real pissed like "who'd you fuck today girl?" and this poor chick starts crying saying "no one, i swear!". i think she was even naive enough to not understand what was really going on. i called her a slut and dipped. it wasnt until a year or two later when i researched that shit on realsquirt.ca and found it about this amazing phenomenon. poor girls self esteem musta been shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 @ SMdoubleXL -> thats messed up..so u trick dude into u putting ur toys in his butthole..he pulls through figuring he gonna be able to put it in your pooper after (the reward for his hardwork) and you bail lol WOW HIT AND QUIT THAT NIGGA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 100% truth. people don't forget Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 a chick tried pulling that same shit on me one time. i declined. first and last time i ever slept with that bitch. i can remember the first time i ever saw a girl squirt. i was about 15 had just lost my virginity 2 months prior. completely inexperienced, i didnt know it was possible for girls to do that. so anyways we get to doin the damn thing, and im about to stick it in and shes like "do you want to watch me play with my pussy?". this is kinda a turnon for me so i agreed. im sittin back watching this chick fingerfuck herself and things start gettin a lil hectic. she starts goin crazy moaning, and fingering herself like a mad woman, and all the sudden she squirts. it wasnt the crazy shooting out a mile a minute type shit you see in pornos (i have since been with a few chicks that could do that its mindblowing) but it definitely was present. i freaked out. i thought somehow she had fucked some dude without a rubber earlier that day and this was his seed leaking out. i can remember getting real pissed like "who'd you fuck today girl?" and this poor chick starts crying saying "no one, i swear!". i think she was even naive enough to not understand what was really going on. i called her a slut and dipped. it wasnt until a year or two later when i researched that shit on realsquirt.ca and found it about this amazing phenomenon. poor girls self esteem musta been shot. hahahahahahah!! fck im dying this is what im talkin bout! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 So, I had met this Dominator once (which is a drastic story in its self) We did a little role playing. One time he came over, had some paddles and other similar items. He was trying to be all serious, and I couldnt help but laugh. When someone is in full charactor of a Dominator, they hate to be laughed at, it almost upsets them. While his back was turned,I grabbed his paddles, and jumped up on my bed, as if I were playing King of the Mountian, jumping around on my bed, talking shit like "c'mon, whatchyougonnado?" "get your fucking paddles, pussy" laughing my ass off. and swatted his hands/arms with the paddles each time he reached for them. . I couldnt take that shit seriously. he found no humor in this whatsoever. he ended up leaving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 me: don't tell anyone about this hahah her: what? you think i want to tell people i had 3 minutes with you? me: shit, they dont call me Rush for nothing. hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 Sm why do you keep fucking people just so you can humiliate them? Vindictive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 Get back at her Father. All girls with issues call their dads "Father" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 @smdoublexl have any succesful sex stories? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 c00l st0ry br0... i was in vegas late last year. first time. stayed at the aria, brand new, fuckin nice place. so anyways the homey i went down there with had a bit too much to drink the night before. he tried to battle through, but at about 9pm dude was straight done. passed out and before he did, he made me promise to not bring anyone back to the room. he needed his faggot beauty sleep, no homo. so i go down to the bar. im a bit pissed, feel like a fuckin loser all by myself. this decent looking blonde chick, i give her an 8.5, so realistically a 7 in my drunken state. she comes up to me and asks for a light. i give her one and she pulls out a pack of export a cigs. that pack screams canada, so i pull out my own canadian brand and we get to talkin. one thing leads to the next. i thought she was a hooker. i was so naive being in vegas for my first time, so to test this theory i made the bitch buy drinks. i figured if shes gonna buy a few rounds for me, she definitely isnt out for my money. we proceed to get wasted. girl literally carries me to the front desk of this 4 or 5 star hotel and asks where we could buy condoms. im fuckin done. im not the hugest dude, so if i woulda seen the security footage of this bitch dragging me around im sure i woulda laughed my ass off. she was pretty petite herself, so it musta been hilarious. condoms got bought somehow. at this point im so drunk i dont care. i end up muff diving this hoe in the elevator, and it wasnt a direct trip upstairs if you know what i mean. i got walked in on twice. the first time i tried to straighten up with this silly grin on my face and the bitches skirt pulled up past her waist. the second time i didnt even bother. we reached the 11th floor. security was waiting. they were chill enough from what i remember, gave me a minor chastising for lewd conduct in public, but let me proceed to her room. i got a bit overeager. she didnt want to fuck in her bed as she had a friend who was sleeping there as well. we ended up hitting the bathroom. i got a bit rough and pushed her back onto the bathtub in an attempt to do the damn thing. i ended up pushing a bit too hard. girl went flying backwards and hit her head on the faucet. im like shiiiiitttt i felt terrible, but the bottom line is i ate this girls coochie, there was no way i wasnt gettin my dick wet. proceeded to smash this girl. pussy was tight enough, everything was all good, but i looked up and shes got this giant goose-egg protruding from her head. i swear the thing was convulsing. i just put my head down and continued till i finished. she pulled the guilt trip card on me. by this time its 5am and shes like "arent you at least gonna spend the night with me?". so fuckit i pass out for 3 hours, wake up and dip. i was still drunk. somewhere from this chicks place to my room i realize i left my ipod touch there. in my drunken stupor i couldnt remember the room number. so i posted up outside the elevator doors and waited until said hoes came downstairs. here comes the chick, swollen head and all out the elevators and her face was priceless...im like "yo i left my ipod in your room", shes like "i thought id never see you again!". i got my ipod back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 @smdoublexl have any succesful sex stories? lol plenty. but this isnt the 'succesful sex story' thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 but it is the awesome sex story thread missy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 I would bore you all with giant walls of text if i told THOSE stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 lolss igirl u crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 i actually had notebooks FUULLLLLLL of this kind of stuff. i wanted it to get published one day. had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 i actually had notebooks FUULLLLLLL of this kind of stuff. i wanted it to get published one day. had. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 i actually had notebooks FUULLLLLLL of this kind of stuff. i wanted it to get published one day. had. you member right? yeah you member. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barbara walters Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 i actually had notebooks FUULLLLLLL of this kind of stuff. i wanted it to get published one day. had. Like this guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBIGZ Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 FROM THE BACK..... FOR 40 Hours Straight, no jimmy............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 hell yeah. Chad Kultgen wrote amazing books. I heart Tucker Max Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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