UPS! Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Did not read. The public school system has failed you homie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 did not read that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 QUESTION: any of you ever do a stand up 69? my friends and i had a conversation about how we know nobody who has done it before and since then i keep trying to get my girl to do it. shes not really feeling it. fuck it, shes a faggot. i have done that. it was awkward but ok i ended up suplexing her onto my bed and fucking her like a rapist. i have a few stories from this year none about shit or period blood, just me having my way at festivals,raves,nights out etc and ending up on adventures through out london because of said events. also i got my redwings sometime last year fucking this chick real rough i mean tied up, choked out, scars, bite marks like animal btk type shit. we woke up the next day still wasted and there was blood all over the sheets and us, some from the cuts on our necks,backs legs ass etc and then a large puddle of dried blood...we never worked out who it was from but i remember my white tee having blood all over it. i should have stayed with her. fucking mindfucking colombians with big asses and titties distracting me from freaky white girls with nice tits and perky asses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSD666 Posted February 7, 2012 Author Share Posted February 7, 2012 alright it's been a while. since I have been gone from ch0, I have been robbed at my home of all my appliances, electronics, and my house almost blew up, long story short, between friends funerals, beef with the whole city of detroit, and just general stress of life, 2012 has started out pretty shitty, but, I did fall in love. my girl and I have only been together since late november, but I am in love. she also has a boston terrier. she likes period blood. not a cool paragraph story, first night I fucked her, I fingered her and what not before I smashed, and she was suppose to be done bleeding. she wasn't. I guess the dog was hungry. also, yes, I do have ronald reagan on my head, and my last black stepmom on my leg. life is getting better you fucking degenerate bastards, life is getting better... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 DSD666: you fucking degenerate bastards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Why the fuck do you have Ronald Reagan on your head? Wow... you're fucking stupid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ih8juggalos Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 At the end of this summer when my girls lease ended i smashed on her period against the clean white wall ... looked like a murder scene. at the end I wrote my name on the wall in her blood with my dick. Shit was coo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 sounds like you have or will be diagnosed with the aids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 it was in overbrook so i def have aids now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 I couldnt make that shit up if I was high and drunk. Regardless she is now on my shit list, that bitch wont be blowing me, or my German Shepard. All that means is all the shit youve made up, you wrote when you were sober. You're probably 18 and think you're a pornstar, I bet half of your lies come from the "send in your sex stories" section of whichever porn mag you furiously masturbate over each day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 porn still comes in magazines? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Touché... Still I've never seen an "email your sex stories" section on a porn site, and thus, my comment would have been invalid. I have a story, it totally happened...like all the other stories in this bullshit thread about who can remember plots from porn scenes and recount them the best. So, I was fucking an average looking white chick, with no peculiar fetishes or emotional issues, I bust. The End. P.s a bit of my sperm landed on the floor (cos I blow wads like a dude in porn on spermex) she got up to get dressed and slipped in the spooge, she cracked her head open and blood came pouring out. She was unconscious, and blood is my fetish, so I bob down and dip my balls in the blood then give the girl a nice bloody pair of Arabian goggles. Then I stick my dick in her ass, just before I'm about to bust again, I donkey punch her and she wakes up...to this day, we still oftenly hook up Tha 12oz End. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 i fell asleep during a blowjob once. she cried. i loled. i don't remember if i shared that one in here or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 @crime stoppers; Every word of the stories I have shared in this thread is the truth. But that's just me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSD666 Posted February 8, 2012 Author Share Posted February 8, 2012 lets clear something up here other than the rashes, everything I have ever wrote here is not only true, but can be backed up by multiple people usually. also, yeah, getting a portrait of anyone on your head would be really dumb, except, 1 I am 6-3, almost 6-4, 2, I am jewish, and mexican, and not one person in my family as ever gone bald, or had a receding hairline. 3,the tattoo is set back so you cannot see it unless I show you. eat a dick. nigga having ronald reagan on my head gives me the power to run faster from the police and never have to pay my taxes again. nigga umad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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UPS! Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 This ones a throwback, old heads always said high school was the best years of life. I doubt that, but they sure did lead to some good ass stories. One night a quap ago, me, my current girlie and the boys rolled over to a lesser friends house(meanign we didnt like the kid we just wanted to drink his beer and trash his house) to a ''party'' and his fucking house was packed. mad people I knew, mad people I didnt know, girlies, druggies, losers, and potheads. So to the point, after an hour or so of mingling I noticed there was some comotion going on in the back room, so being the curious mother fucker I am I go back to see whats going on. The guy throwing the ordeal at his house was in the back bedroom with his girlfriend(trashy blonde bitch) eating her out for a room full of spectators. Pretty shameful/awsome at the sametime.. It gets better though. As the night proceeds and everyone gets more and more wasted im again drawn to the back bedroom but this time the doors closed. So me and my boy go to see whats up, knock(to be somewhat polite) before bulging in, and again the trashy blonde gf is on her back on the bed. Only this time Scott(dudeman throwing shindig) is camera phoning his girlfriend getting fingered by my one friend who is grimey to say the least, and giving dome to one of our other boys, again in a room full of sick people. So we close the door, and go back to whatever youd call a house full of drunks standing around talking. More time runs by, and we again bring up how gross it was to have just experienced what we had just seen. To make it worse one of the trashy girls friends comes out and says theyre ''requesting'' me and my boy come back to join in. We respectfully declined, and went about our business. Probably the best part of the whole thing was at the end of the night when we were saying our goodbyes we went to the back and by this point the whoring was done and the door was open. And ill never forget it, the dude Scott is arguing with his girlfriend at this point and straight up says to her '' You have no respect for yourself'', right since a guy who invited his friends to run train on his slut of a girlfriend has high self esteem. We then escaped to waffle house to eat of what was left of our drunk, and my then girlfriend simply looked at me after explaining the story to her friend on the phone and exclaimed simply '' I didnt know people like that actually existed'' ****Cliffnotes since Fist is a whiny shit: I went to a party in high school and this dude literary let all of his buddies who would join in run a train on his girlfriend, taped it and then told her she had no self respect. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 All that means is all the shit youve made up, you wrote when you were sober. You're probably 18 and think you're a pornstar, I bet half of your lies come from the "send in your sex stories" section of whichever porn mag you furiously masturbate over each day. Why are you so umad about a story thread? Just because you probably live a sheltered life and have the sex life of a monk dosent mean you have to come at me all crabby. You dont like or believe my stories, take your vibrator and go make your own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 all that reading for that? disappoint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Well sorry, maby someone else should post stories then. If everyones just ganna bitch then ill just ghost this thread and let people tell gay ass average stories. This is one of the only good threads left on 12oz and as always crybaby faggots have to bitch it into apocalypse. Jesus christ, either post a story of your own or stfu. Not directed at you Fist, whole thread in general Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Why are you so umad about a story thread? Just because you probably live a sheltered life and have the sex life of a monk dosent mean you have to come at me all crabby. You dont like or believe my stories, take your vibrator and go make your own. I've been backpacking through Europe for seven months, kid. Do the math. Don't get me wrong, I would enjoy your stories, if they had some plausibility to them. You either need to write better or stop over-embellishing. And this thread was never good, it was pretty much always thinly-veiled lies and bullshit, the real stories are few and far between. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 I thought it was a good story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 i had known this girl for a couple years, but just recently started hitting her up on facebook chat and talking to her more in person when i'd see her, and finally set up a date or whatever, basically just to go get drinks. afterwards, i'm dropping her off at her car, and like a high schooler i make a move and we start making out or whatever. she stops for a second, and i think she's about to say she has to leave, and she says "Can I just ask you to do one thing?" "What's that?" "I need you to spank me." so, i do. but she didn't want to do anything else. just spank her. i tried to touch some other things but she was pretty focused on the spanking. pulled down her skirt in my car in this parking lot and everything. then i was like "so are we going back to my house or what?" and she just wanted to go home. fast forward and she's texting me all kinds of filthy business, we start fucking on the regular. apparently she's going through some hormone treatments that have her horny all the time. total freak, says some crazy shit i've never heard before. talks about cum like it's the super bowl. wants to get another girl to do a threesome. wanted me to put it in her butt. oddly, though, said she's never done any of that shit before, she's just getting really curious with all the hormones and whatnot. blah blah, it's been about a month and i had already stuck it raw a few times... and i notice she's got some bumps in there. so i'm breaking it off right now and hoping i don't catch anal warts or whatever the fuck is going on in thurr. file under: things i only tell the oontz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 and i notice she's got some bumps in there or whatever. so i'm breaking it off right now or whatever and hoping i don't catch anal warts or whatever the fuck is going on in thurr. file under: things i only tell the oontz or whatever. Good luck br0! or whatever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 I've been backpacking through Europe for seven months, kid. Do the math. Don't get me wrong, I would enjoy your stories, if they had some plausibility to them. You either need to write better or stop over-embellishing. And this thread was never good, it was pretty much always thinly-veiled lies and bullshit, the real stories are few and far between. Congradulations. You could live at the playboy mansion, dosent mean you have game or get laid. If you've had such an amazing treck why dont you share it with us? or just shut the fuck up. And other people seem to enjoy them since im propped regularly for them. Whats so hard to believe about any of my stories? Again if your sex life was so awsome im sure you would of encountered similiar situations. I actually enjoy this thread, but im not a whiney bitch either and actually find humor in disasterous situations. Who the fuck are you to say whats real and whats not? Just because it hasnt happened to you old mother fucker, dosent mean it dosent in this day and age Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Good luck br0! or whatever ^ Thats some cooky shit.. my worst nightmare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Good luck dude, hood rats gonna hood. "got burnt once but it was only gonorrhea" -ODB... And me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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