shameful/awesome sex story souperthread.

[sayWORD?]

Chill, Brandon. If you wanna pose with ladyboys in your folks rumpus room dipped in your finest Canadian wigger attire, then do you aye.

 

its eh braheem.

 

and like i said, put up or shut up.

 

wigger attire?

 

:lol:

[Newer Bigger Better]

you don't need to make one... this is BSM shit.

 

repost since ya missed it

[Mercer]

Stories about girls anuses:

 

I was 17 and had never really thought about fucking a girl in her asshole before, but I overheard this hot bitch telling her friend she actually liked it.

This made me think it wouldn't be a bad idea to try it out, and at that time I had a nice little freak that used to do anything I wanted her to do.

I had her in a public bathroom bent over a sink with one leg up on the sink, I said to her "girl, what that asshole do" she looked back at me confused.

I pulled it out and rubbed it up against her asshole and she looked back at me like "oh that" and then gave me the "go ahead" look.

 

I thought she had already made the condom soak and wet pretty good, but it didn't go in so smooth like in porno movies and took a while to work in there.

As soon as the tip was in, she screamed super loud and jumped up, when this happend the tip came out and it made a really loud pop sound.

The pop sound and her scream sounded even louder because we were in a bathroom with kind of an echo and I started laughing pretty hard.

She started freaking out and saying these sharp pains were shooting up her spine, eventually she started laughing with me when I made a pop sound with my mouth.

I ended up working it in there a little later but nothing is worse than the smell of condom latex mixed with a hint of shit, so I never really got into it.

 

 

 

Story #2:

 

Fast foreword to the day I left Pittsburgh, I had a art school chick come over that morning, trying to smash one last time before I hopped on the greyhound.

My roommates, or more accurately, my fellow squatters wouldn't leave so I could smash, so once again, I ended up fucking in the bathroom.

This girl had an amazing body, skinny with really nice tits and the pussy looked like and orchid, her asshole looked clean as fuck also.

Our bathroom was kind of gross, I had on a condom, plus I had wacked off earlier that morning, so getting a nut off was kind of tough.

As I'm trying to pound the shit out of her I couldn't resist and just spit on my finger and stuck it in her cute little asshole.

 

She liked it, so I said fuck it, and put two fingers in there, it was weird, I could feel my cock pounding her out in there.

My cock was in her pussy and my fingers were seperated from my own cock by a thin layer off asshole and pussy skin.

I ended up wrapping a finger around both sides of my dick, kind of like how you'd hold a cigarette between your fingers.

I could feel my fingers with my dick and I was gripping my cock a little, it was almost like wacking off and fucking at the same time.

If she wasn't so delicate I would have reach my hand into her asshole and rubbed one out real quick but didn't think she could take a fisting.

I kept slapping her ass with one hand and kind of beating myself off with the other and eventually got that last Pittsburgh nut off.

[Sik-TwentyFo]

I Rememba About Last Year Wen I Was 12 Some Chick In My School Named Esmeralda Who Had Moved From PR Wen She Was 9 Was Krushin On Me...etc But We Ended Up Dating Nd After Like A Month of Only Make Out Action She Called Me nd Said She Had Free Crib, I Hopped On The Bus To Her House, So Im There Nd I Start Makin Out With Her Nd Takin Off Her Clothes, Right Wen Im About To Take Off Her Panties The Apartment Door Opens And I Duck Under Her Bed.. I Ended Up Having To Wait Until Her Grandma Went Into The Living Room To Put My Clothes And Leave..... I Ended Up Losing My Virginity 2 Her A Week After I Turned 13... Awesome

[da1lyoperations]

I wish I could fucking prop you Mercer, IRL chuckling for that last paragraph :lol:

[vivouno]

^ditto.... 24ed

[CannahMontana]

I Rememba About Last Year Wen I Was 12 Some Chick In My School Named Esmeralda Who Had Moved From PR Wen She Was 9 Was Krushin On Me...etc But We Ended Up Dating Nd After Like A Month of Only Make Out Action She Called Me nd Said She Had Free Crib, I Hopped On The Bus To Her House, So Im There Nd I Start Makin Out With Her Nd Takin Off Her Clothes, Right Wen Im About To Take Off Her Panties The Apartment Door Opens And I Duck Under Her Bed.. I Ended Up Having To Wait Until Her Grandma Went Into The Living Room To Put My Clothes And Leave..... I Ended Up Losing My Virginity 2 Her A Week After I Turned 13... Awesome

 

best story on here without a doubt!

[DINERO EN PERRAZ]

SikTwentyFo just shit on the tranny loving cripple fest that is the BSM thread.

[sin nombre]

I Rememba About Last Year Wen I Was 12 Some Chick In My School Named Esmeralda Who Had Moved From PR Wen She Was 9 Was Krushin On Me...etc But We Ended Up Dating Nd After Like A Month of Only Make Out Action She Called Me nd Said She Had Free Crib, I Hopped On The Bus To Her House, So Im There Nd I Start Makin Out With Her Nd Takin Off Her Clothes, Right Wen Im About To Take Off Her Panties The Apartment Door Opens And I Duck Under Her Bed.. I Ended Up Having To Wait Until Her Grandma Went Into The Living Room To Put My Clothes And Leave..... I Ended Up Losing My Virginity 2 Her A Week After I Turned 13... Awesome

 

Why Do You Type Like This You Fucking Dunce

[barbara walters]

way back before i met my current girlfriend, i was with this girl for a bit. She was really nice, chill,always down to hangout.....

 

Any who, her dad was this old school free spirited hippie guy who was cool as fuck to hang around with. He always offered smoke or beer and he had the craziest stories..

 

The girl had been apparently saving herself, not necessarily for a husband, but for a person who was worth waiting for..I guess I was that guy......

 

She told her dad, which is already weird as fuck, but told her dad that I was the guy that she wanted to lose her virginity to, so her dad being the nice guy that he is (i guess, i mean what kind of family are you in where a daughter can tell her pops when she wants her cherry popped? whatever..) But her dad was ok with it and he was going to be gone a day so we could have the apartment to ourselves..

 

So the day came, she had the apartment all to ourselves, and you KNOW i was excited, i mean i was with this girl for about 3 months by this time...so i took her to the room after a couple of drinks and started fuckin her...(damn that tight pussy felt good)...but anyway i turned her around in doggysyle position, and fucked her brains out...well i guess i got carried away because i was fuckin her so fast that i pulled out and put it in her ass by accident...i must have done it so quick because as soon as i pulled it out her ass, she shat all over the bed and on my dick, my leg, it was a nasty scene...

 

She started freaking out, i ran to the bathroom, i cleaned myself off, got a towel so she could clean herself up; and she was crying her eyes out...so i put on my clothes, threw her the towel and left her there covered in shit..

 

Never saw or heard from her again.

[dumdoodoo]

way back before i met my current girlfriend, i was with this girl for a bit. She was really nice, chill,always down to hangout.....

 

Any who, her dad was this old school free spirited hippie guy who was cool as fuck to hang around with. He always offered smoke or beer and he had the craziest stories..

 

The girl had been apparently saving herself, not necessarily for a husband, but for a person who was worth waiting for..I guess I was that guy......

 

She told her dad, which is already weird as fuck, but told her dad that I was the guy that she wanted to lose her virginity to, so her dad being the nice guy that he is (i guess, i mean what kind of family are you in where a daughter can tell her pops when she wants her cherry popped? whatever..) But her dad was ok with it and he was going to be gone a day so we could have the apartment to ourselves..

 

So the day came, she had the apartment all to ourselves, and you KNOW i was excited, i mean i was with this girl for about 3 months by this time...so i took her to the room after a couple of drinks and started fuckin her...(damn that tight pussy felt good)...but anyway i turned her around in doggysyle position, and fucked her brains out...well i guess i got carried away because i was fuckin her so fast that i pulled out and put it in her ass by accident...i must have done it so quick because as soon as i pulled it out her ass, she shat all over the bed and on my dick, my leg, it was a nasty scene...

 

She started freaking out, i ran to the bathroom, i cleaned myself off, got a towel so she could clean herself up; and she was crying her eyes out...so i put on my clothes, threw her the towel and left her there covered in shit..

 

Never saw or heard from her again.

 

im gonna call u doodoo dick from now on.

[dumdoodoo]

im gonna get totally negged for this but i wehn to this bar hopped out my benz on 22 inch ashanti chrome rims and started sippin this hennessy and the bartender started hittin on me i guess cuz my diamonded sshining so hard so we all drinking and i end up taking her home she start sucking mydick up good in my car fucking slappin her own face with my dick just sucking in up hard, saying she got a boyfriend fiance type dude all in love with in den i take dat ass in my crib u kno she sucking my thang up rowdyiez just boppin the fuk outta me ass in the air so im like fuk it get her legs up get on top of her and just pounder her shes really wet and im just wrecking it seeing my fukin 10 inch dick slide in her wet pussy she was like a high school girl in heat just luvin it then ijump up get sucked up more she rides me fora good houR then i doggy pound that shit and cover her back with splashes of my warm jizz.. fuked her ass raw n sent her back to husband.. not like i havent dont 100 times.

[dumdoodoo]

so go ahead negga prop me u channel 0 bumfuck are just lazy faggy lil b fans.. if tupac was alive he'd never smoke a blunt with any 1 of you. and i bet alll you fags have facebooks and friends with hybrids.

[LUGR]

I wish I could +prop you again.

[SheepOrDie]

if tupac was alive he'd never smoke a blunt with any 1 of you.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

I've had the accidental anal slippage happen to me once, my ex got a little out of hand and... ouch.

It hurt so much I went deaf for a few seconds and my vision blurred, came close to fainting. No poop though. With how much pain his stupid weener put me in I would have liked to shit all over his bed.

Not a good way to be introduced to butt sex.

[Obnoxious]

sooo... what's up? haha

[dumdoodoo]

as i slide my long wet willy in and ouT of her i can see her hornily smile and grab me as if she was begging for more dick, like a sad little puppy of the side of the road.....as i pull it out ready to climax i stroke it 3 times no need for more as it was just in the pussy kingdom not even 10 seconds ago, deep within the flesh, i jizz like a bafoon from her pussy to her face leaving a white trial of cum all from her puss to stomach all the way up to her chin... gave her a cute lil kiss on the cheek and said ur parents gonna be home soon, i threw on my jordans wobbled my dick from left to right b4 i put pants on just so she could look at it.. hopped in my bmw and called another ho i knew ready to enter another ones palace.

[hotsauceinthedickholewastaken]

as i slide my small wet willy in and ouT of a pie i can see myself hornily smile in the mirror and the pie is grabbing me as if it was begging for more dick, like a sad little puppy of the side of the road.....as i pull it out ready to climax i stroke it 3 times no need for more as it was just in the apple pie kingdom not even 10 seconds ago, deep within the pie, i jizz like a bafoon from the pie on the counter leaving a white trial of cum all from the pie to the sink ... blew a cute lil kiss to the mirror and said my parents are gonna be home soon, i threw on my jordans wobbled my dick from left to right b4 i put pants on just so I could look at it.. hopped on my ten speed bicycle and called the bakery and placed an order for a blueberry pie cause I'm a ten year old faggot on the internet for the first time.

 

 

Fixed.

[Dr. Dose]

HhHahaHAaAHAAHAHAAHAHAHaa fuck thats too funny hahaha the apple pie kingdom

[Trap-A-Holic]

Pumpkin pie is where it's at with some ice cream on the side!

[Realism]

Jesus the dude was making a joke, you don't have to seriously share what kind of pie you like to fuck.

[grd]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

I've had the accidental anal slippage happen to me once, my ex got a little out of hand and... ouch.

It hurt so much I went deaf for a few seconds and my vision blurred, came close to fainting. No poop though. With how much pain his stupid weener put me in I would have liked to shit all over his bed.

Not a good way to be introduced to butt sex.

 

 

accidental my arse /yespun

 

I love how guys play like that, 'oh, my bad, it slipped'

 

whatever happened to romance? Or Amyl Nitrite and coke?

[Will Ferreal]

when i was 17 the older homies got me into this bar after wed been skating all day. there was a band and i was pretty buzzed up after a while. there was this nice ass chick dancing, so i came up n started dancing with her, sure enough about 5 minutes in i start makin out with her, my boys at the bar r all laughin an proppin/clownin me an shit. she was wearing a skirt so i put my hand up and grabbed her snatch, started rubbin it and shit, and she was like drippin wet. i was like oh shit this girls gona get fucked, shes just lettin me finger her on the dance floor. so after a while i gues she couldnt take it anymore n wanted to go to the crib. when we get in the cab were still makin out n i pulled out her tits and they were fuckin pierced which is somethin i never saw before that, and i was hyped on it. anyways i took her back to my dads crib (which i told her was mine and my homies spot, hah), started fingerin her again n then put her legs behind her head. after like two minutes of choppin she like throws me off then just fuckin squirts like sooooo much. it was dope she did this two more times, but not as much as the first time. she was 24, i was 17.it was a good night. i went to school the next day, told my boys and got mega-props. and the older homies always jokingly gave me shit for it

[sayWORD?]

I Rememba About Last Year Wen I Was 12 Some Chick In My School Named Esmeralda Who Had Moved From PR Wen She Was 9 Was Krushin On Me...etc But We Ended Up Dating Nd After Like A Month of Only Make Out Action She Called Me nd Said She Had Free Crib, I Hopped On The Bus To Her House, So Im There Nd I Start Makin Out With Her Nd Takin Off Her Clothes, Right Wen Im About To Take Off Her Panties The Apartment Door Opens And I Duck Under Her Bed.. I Ended Up Having To Wait Until Her Grandma Went Into The Living Room To Put My Clothes And Leave..... I Ended Up Losing My Virginity 2 Her A Week After I Turned 13... Awesome

 

so youre 13 and you fucked a 10 year old?

 

:rolleyes:

[Cool_Hand]

my wurga

[eviltrailer77]

accidental my arse /yespun

 

I love how guys play like that, 'oh, my bad, it slipped'

 

whatever happened to romance? Or Amyl Nitrite and coke?

 

Oh come on baby, just the tip, just for a second, I'll be gentle I promise...;)

[grd]

Oh come on baby, just the tip, just for a second, I'll be gentle I promise...;)

 

Just try it, you might like it, if it hurts we can stop and just cuddle.

[laughslast]

Dont judge me. Sorry no real sex. But shameful awful

Last night i went to this hip hop open mic open bar event with this guy i have a hella huge crush on.

We meet some friends and go back to his spot and burn

They role out and i passed out there.

My homie and i woke up next to eachother and im like god damn....

So i get dressed and my friend wakes up as im putting on my shirt and.

You know i gotta a hella huge crush but im like hella down but im nervous.

Anyways.

I turned around and he was watching me

I came and laid down with him

It was just super embarrassing how scurrd I am.

So that's my story.

 

But I went down stairs to burn and what not and I gave him a minute. Watered the plants did his dishes coffee whatever to pass the time.

Womp Womp.

[Realism]

Hella

[LUGR]

^What are you waiting for?