Butter_Milkshake Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 At least you got rid of the fat one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Re: sooo.. my first threesum ended up with me getting punched in the face... haha ok let me clear the air.. to keep a long story short i ended up fucking my exs friend in front of her while they were bout to get it in and since shes like in love with me she got mad and punched me in the mouth and tried to beat the shit out of the other girl... i got some pics of them somewhere on here... and yea my grammer has fallen off lately so my bad if i sound like a idiot... *AN idiot carry on 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
public617 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 my first threesome experience was on my birthday last year and i was all kinds of fucked up. My girl just kinda pulled me into the other room. Next thing i know shes face down in this weird chick twats. And i kinda stand around for a few minutes like what the hell is going on. I get involved briefly, double blowie, but after a few more minutes they start 69ing. For some reason i just lose it. I flipped the fuck out on some "You're my girlfriend and its my birthday your fucking this weirdo im supposed to be getting it in, this girls not even good looking blah bah blah" I slam the door and walk out in my boxers. Just completely throwing away a perfectly good threesome. The next morning I felt shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 my first threesome experience was on my birthday last year and i was all kinds of fucked up. My girl just kinda pulled me into the other room. Next thing i know shes face down in this weird chick twats. And i kinda stand around for a few minutes like what the hell is going on. I get involved briefly, double blowie, but after a few more minutes they start 69ing. For some reason i just lose it. I flipped the fuck out on some "You're my girlfriend and its my birthday your fucking this weirdo im supposed to be getting it in, this girls not even good looking blah bah blah" I slam the door and walk out in my boxers. Just completely throwing away a perfectly good threesome. The next morning I felt shame. Holy shit Oprah, what's with all your feelings? Did you leave without your purse too? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webmaster Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 my first threesome experience was on my birthday last year and i was all kinds of fucked up. My girl just kinda pulled me into the other room. Next thing i know shes face down in this weird chick twats. And i kinda stand around for a few minutes like what the hell is going on. I get involved briefly, double blowie, but after a few more minutes they start 69ing. For some reason i just lose it. I flipped the fuck out on some "You're my girlfriend and its my birthday your fucking this weirdo im supposed to be getting it in, this girls not even good looking blah bah blah" I slam the door and walk out in my boxers. Just completely throwing away a perfectly good threesome. The next morning I felt shame. negaprops are in order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 ... so me being me i say "sooo wussup im tryin to get in this too" they said sure whateva . she was saying she needed something in her, so me being me i thought hmm i have something just for her.. i drove home wasted at like 530 in the morning.. i get punched in the mouth..? . this is all I read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 haha. u are lucky u even got a 3some... atleast now u know for next time that the chubby one needs da dick 1st then skinny chick 2nd up. esp if its ur ex lol.. u live and u learn huh. i have a similar story to u 'blayspbs' lol...jus drunk fuckin up 3somes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 props for posting the pics of said broads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
public617 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 if it makes me any internet stronger i did have sex with my girlfriend later fell out of bed and cut my head open on the corner of the bedpost /idrinktoomuchoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
public617 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 If it makes me internet stronger i fucked my girlfriend a little later fell out of bed midstroke cut my head open and bled all over her bed /idrinktoomuchoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 my first threesome experience was on my birthday last year and i was all kinds of fucked up. My girl just kinda pulled me into the other room. Next thing i know shes face down in this weird chick twats. And i kinda stand around for a few minutes like what the hell is going on. I get involved briefly, double blowie, but after a few more minutes they start 69ing. For some reason i just lose it. I flipped the fuck out on some "You're my girlfriend and its my birthday your fucking this weirdo im supposed to be getting it in, this girls not even good looking blah bah blah" I slam the door and walk out in my boxers. Just completely throwing away a perfectly good threesome. The next morning I felt shame. orly if it makes the internet stronger i must say you do sound like ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Now this is how you make a thread. A+ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 there are bunch of real rico suave in denial faggots on this board. if you're able to have sex with multiple vaginas they don't have to be decent looking. there are TWO fucking vaginas and FOUR boobs!!! you guys are acting like, nah shit dog, bitches were barely 7s so i bounced. what a crock. as if you were using your 'writer card' and pullin downs 10s on the regular. if its not fat and has a vagina its good e-fucking-nough. i had a 5some once. thats my dick, 4 vaginas and 8 boobs. one girl i wouldn't be embarassed of, the other 3 were monsters. but 4 FUCKING VAGINAS dude. bunch of negaprops handed out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 ^^^^ESTO^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 there are bunch of real rico suave in denial faggots on this board. if you're able to have sex with multiple vaginas they don't have to be decent looking. there are TWO fucking vaginas and FOUR boobs!!! you guys are acting like, nah shit dog, bitches were barely 7s so i bounced. what a crock. as if you were using your 'writer card' and pullin downs 10s on the regular. if its not fat and has a vagina its good e-fucking-nough. i had a 5some once. thats my dick, 4 vaginas and 8 boobs. one girl i wouldn't be embarassed of, the other 3 were monsters. but 4 FUCKING VAGINAS dude. bunch of negaprops handed out. i fuck fat girls. you've met one. all I was saying was that he should have sex with that other girl again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 oh, i know you do. i know a bunch of dudes on here get it. but a bunch of youngsters in here think pussy won't let you get yours if its on a 6 or under. i forgot to add the 'the fat part is waiver-able' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 i stopped pulling the writer card years ago. i started pulling the making money and having standards card and havent looked back ever since. i feel sorry for some of you, especially after reading the smash or trash thread. fucking two rosie o'donnells strictly for the novelty doesnt get points in my book. but ga head n do you, br0s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 When he said the other broad was screaming his name...I stopped reading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract Rationality Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 my first threesome experience was on my birthday last year and i was all kinds of fucked up. My girl just kinda pulled me into the other room. Next thing i know shes face down in this weird chick twats. And i kinda stand around for a few minutes like what the hell is going on. I get involved briefly, double blowie, but after a few more minutes they start 69ing. For some reason i just lose it. I flipped the fuck out on some "You're my girlfriend and its my birthday your fucking this weirdo im supposed to be getting it in, this girls not even good looking blah bah blah" I slam the door and walk out in my boxers. Just completely throwing away a perfectly good threesome. The next morning I felt shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 If it makes me internet stronger, last night my mom got into bed with me and read me The Paper Bag Princess by Robert Muncsh /i'mmadgheyoner Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 lame story would have been made epic if you would have crashed and crippled "ol boy" drunk driving... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 i stopped pulling the writer card years ago. i started pulling the making money and having standards card and havent looked back ever since. i feel sorry for some of you, especially after reading the smash or trash thread. fucking two rosie o'donnells strictly for the novelty doesnt get points in my book. but ga head n do you, br0s. You gotta be into it, fuck yeah I'm about to smash out fatty and a 6 this is poppin' as fuck oh man not ewwww gross shes not even pretty and the other one is like fat yuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 for the record i would probably fuck them both. play on playa.and as far as fat chicks she doesnt seem bad.just sayin yo. loweredstandards0ner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Dog what the fuck were you thinking? Drop the OBESE ex and start impaling the friends ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 dont forget to post pics of said ass impaling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 And her adopted chank sister. The chank actually was adopted, but not the albino's sister. She was alot hotter than ''whitey'' though. Gave better head also, and let me in her backdoor. this raises an interesting question; how many of you have seen hot albino chick(s)? ...now that I think about it, never in my life have i noticed a single fine albino chick. maybe i'm missing out She was ok to be honest, the facial was meh but the body was rocking. My dick did all the thinking not my brain, but hey it made for a story atleast :lol: They all look like burn victims. True story, she looked more like 2nd degree then third atleast. Dude snuck into a burn ward and raped an unconscious patient. Yeah, its not as difficult as youd think, and they cant fight back like regular broads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Tails are you going to kick the fat one to the curb and start fucking the skinny one yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Wife up fatty, tell the better looking bitch to take a hike :lol: where is the logic in this madness!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Tie up both. Shit on one. Pee on other. Then play Black Ops. Dont be a fuk nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted February 11, 2011 Author Share Posted February 11, 2011 play on playa.and as far as fat chicks she doesnt seem bad.just sayin yo. loweredstandards0ner. she really wasnt.. she gained alot of weight after white boy broke up with her after like 3 years... she can suck a mean dick though.. but compared to the other girl her pussy game cant compete.. i mean yea they both nice and get the job done but ol girl shit was alot better... Tails are you going to kick the fat one to the curb and start fucking the skinny one yet? yea the fat one is going to florida in like 4 days to live there for like 4 months to get her shit together.. the other girl is kinda weary cause she knows shes gonna get her ass whooped again so she hasnt really been hitting me up and been sayin it'd be weird if she came by to chill and were all at my crib.. i guess i see where shes tryin to avoid all the awkwardness and avoid getting kicked in the face again... but soon as ol girl go to florida its on and poppin... and just cause ya'll my niggas heres some bonus pics of said broads... ol girl and some random broad... big girl booty.. i got a couple more nudes of my ex i think caligula would like... haha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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