CALIgula Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 hell yeah caligula would like! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted February 11, 2011 Author Share Posted February 11, 2011 lol i got you homie.. panocha whey.. cant seem to find my any other ones for some reason i think she deleted them off my computer.. ill get em again though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 lol.. right click save the vajayjay shot. i dont think im gonna save the other pic though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted February 11, 2011 Author Share Posted February 11, 2011 lmao oops.. accidently clicked the wrong pic.. my baaaaad.... haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 hahaha....i was guessing you didnt want that pic on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 i like this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted February 11, 2011 Author Share Posted February 11, 2011 lol yeeeaa i completely forgot bout that.. just thought about how weird it'd be posting a pic of my dick gettin sucked on a forum with around 95% males... and i gotta say im kinda uncomftorble with that... then again niggas post more disgusting shit on ch.o anyway.. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 just thought about how weird it'd be posting a pic of my dick gettin sucked on a forum with around 95% males... and i gotta say im kinda uncomftorble with that... its all good only as long as you put a "/no homo" after it. "/no homo" is the cure for any gay post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 There is nothing to be ashamed of. We are all guys and we do guy things and share them with our friends over the internet. Do no be afraid to post these things here so that we can share the joy of story telling, like our forefathers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
public617 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 you guys liked the first story heres number two So this girl im fucking with is all excited because her best friend is coming to visit. She shows up with 6 rolls. i pop two they each pop one and a half. were partying they both take the other half. So were all rolling tits at this point and making out and shit having mad fun licking tittys infront of a party full of people. as four or five am comes around the girl ive never met decides we need more ecstacy. we leave and head over to her house. Forty five minute ride and we pop some more. Mind you this is all free drugs. Eventually were all fucking, pussy licking, and all that shit. Its ten am now. she throws up all over the place and starts begging me to call 911. After a little bit of me telling her shes gonna be ok i eventually call the boys in. I get the whole where are the drugs youre from boston these are some innocent little girls from out in the burbs gimme the drugs now and i told homeboy the story. I got police props and sent on my way. But i was stuck in the middle of nowhere with no way home. But i got that pussy and if take is on here, I fucked your girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 pics or it didnt happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewreynoldsx Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 shit he fucked takes girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 great read, very entertaining. i almost, the whole thing on a train ride upstate the other day props to tails for being so candid. that new slut is just going through a phase with a bf in cali, in a few months she wont even remember his name, if she is already so open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted February 13, 2011 Author Share Posted February 13, 2011 woooord... yea i been told her that shit aint gonna last and hes most likely smashin mad broads in cali as we speak.. aaand she didnt like that too much.. hahaha its the truth though... heres a couple pics from that night though before everything happened just for the hell of it... ^ i was trying to pull her titty out before the pic... my jersey wreaked of tequila the next morning though that shit was horrible.. i swear im never drinkin tequila again... ughhh..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P29S_-_kq3o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 there are bunch of real rico suave in denial faggots on this board. if you're able to have sex with multiple vaginas they don't have to be decent looking. there are TWO fucking vaginas and FOUR boobs!!! you guys are acting like, nah shit dog, bitches were barely 7s so i bounced. what a crock. as if you were using your 'writer card' and pullin downs 10s on the regular. if its not fat and has a vagina its good e-fucking-nough. i had a 5some once. thats my dick, 4 vaginas and 8 boobs. one girl i wouldn't be embarassed of, the other 3 were monsters. but 4 FUCKING VAGINAS dude. bunch of negaprops handed out. prop this fucken man....:cool: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 All im saying is if I can get two girls in bed at the same time, anything short of the loch ness monster or bigfoot and that shit is going down. Even if its nothing more to me then having two mouths on my dick and a story to post on the Ounce. Standards<Stories 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 hell yeah, thats truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Standards can be especially fucked if it's just gonna be mouths on your dick. Everyone has gotten head from some less than desirable looking girls, just depends on who will drop their YO I ONLY PULL 11s AT DA CLUB YO mantra and admit it. I've gotten head from a 5. Fuck it. I hit it too, admittedly drunk, but still... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 psssh, i've gottten head from a 2. (i save the 1 category for gilbert grape's mom) i've fucked 3's. and you know what, my nuts were just the same. just, put my clothes on a bit faster with those low numbers, if they came off at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 psssh, i've gottten head from a 2. (i save the 1 category for gilbert grape's mom) i've fucked 3's. and you know what, my nuts were just the same. just, put my clothes on a bit faster with those low numbers, if they came off at all. My boy used to fuck a girl with a great ass and a really strange face, he told me he'd just drop his pants halfway and hit it from behind...this was back in high school, so he told her it was the easiest way to play it off in case his parents came home :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I do pretty well id say with the female genitalia and usually(unless im drunk or faded) pull girls from the 7's and up. But every now and then you gatta settle for a 5 or 6, unless youre brad pitt status like half of the heads in this thread apprently. Someone already said it but basically I only smash or attempt to smash only 7's and up, but any girl can suck my dick. Just like a guy I use to work with said, even the worse piece of pussy I ever got was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 That fucking face has got to be the only thing I thank 4chan for. Shit gets me everytime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 definitely. every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bububublah Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Great story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 i would take a 3some with two 5s that shit add up to a 10. fuck it id even take a 3some with two 3.5's that a 7 right there 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 a tarp... it was all a tarp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i kill for meow mix Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 her freind homie................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the dark horse Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 my first threesome ended with me losing my mind on ecstasy ... trying to go to sleep in a shitty ass ocean view motel room with a sea of flesh on the bed next to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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