Weapon X Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Since I broke up with my ex gf, I have been on a really big roll. I can't explain it, really. Maybe it's the pheromones, maybe it's just my time, but I am banging new girls every week, while paring down a couple every week, as well. So, I'm in no need to change up my steez at the moment. But, my buddy, who is an older gentleman with two teenage daughters, invited me to go to a speed dating night with him. He says that his buddy told him that the women are hot and the men are duds. Does anyone care to admit that they've gone to one? I think I might, if even for the lulz. But I am quite certain I could clean up in an environment like this, provided the women are at least a 7. Anyway, someone tell me it will be worth it, and maybe I'll check it out. I'd be playing wingman to my buddy, I'm sure. He really wants to meet someone, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 YOU'RE A FUCKEN PIMP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 I like speed, I like dating, why not. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 do it for your buddy. bang a lonely grandma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 GET YAKKED OUT OF YOUR MIND TURN ALL THEM INTO PROSTITUTES OR CAM GIRLS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 cam girls so we all can appreciate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Do it for the stories. I'm sure some interesting people show up to those things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Slow your roll homie... slow your roll... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 i thought about it in college but decided to get drunk and chase bar sluts instead. i'd imagine there's some pretty desperate pussy there. go for it, meet some divorcee, pee in the butt or sharpie in the pooper and post flicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pay2learn138 Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Speed dating could lead to speed fucking. Just go and feel free to report back to the oontz(bonus points if you report back with pics). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Do it. Please provide details and pics of the experience. This forum needs more great threads like deer fucker and retard brother in law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 12oz speed dating: "Looking for a gang of vandal alcoholics, half wigger half hipster all criminal, to belittle & reduce you to kneeling in creamed corn? You came to the right place." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Maybe it's because I just smoked some mangoberryvanwilderjujube kush and ate a tuna sandwich so my desk area kinda smells like it, but I have this uneasy feeling that a tuna-esque smell would permeate many of the personal belongings of the women who do this ish. I bet there's some awkward cuties there too though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 as long as they are atleast 7 huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcay Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 7's for life dude. The female rating system is flawed in the first place, they automatically lose a point for being female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pertplus1 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 wear a costume and make everything extremely awkward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Do it on shrooms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 amphetamine raping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 wear a costume and make everything extremely awkward. hahaah or a tuxedo? also, wear some sort of hidden camera so we can all judge your speed dates 1-10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 I read some study they did on speed dating. it was about the chance to get a second date or something. for women, their chances were almost entirely dependent on their weight... for dudes, their height. so yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Do it. Please provide details and pics of the experience. This forum needs more great threads like deer fucker and retard brother in law. i was thinking the same thing as Hater.. please please please go and take uncover shots of the birds and give us full details...:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 I was going to try this once, but I was too young at the time (21.) The minimum age was 25. Do it. Do it for your friend and for the variety. Nothing bad can come from this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 i was thinking the same thing as Hater.. please please please go and take uncover shots of the birds and give us full details...:D His lack of commitment to this thread and our entertainment makes me hate him. He better come back with some epic stories and pics. KIR and Frate know what's up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSD666 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 please bare with me for this might be long, but I am going to confess some shit that no man should ever confess to the oontz. but ch0 is my fav place to lurk, and yall seem like really bad people so let me share some foul stories with you. feel free to negaprop me for my actions but keep in mind I was a young man, who needed to get his dick wet. feel free to prop me for spilling shit that most my most close homies dont know about but will get to read and call and belittle me... for those of yall that are my age, you remember the dial up days of the net, aol chatrooms, free match.com, learning for the first time you can smash by using the internet. those days. well in 1997, I was one of those dudes. 17 years old, and just mad excited about the possibilities. mad bitches. first up, the 40? something year old who was probably more like 50 something I met in a michigan aol chatroom. 1997. not even 18 yet. big tittied bitch. like 40 eees big titties. the kinda titties a nigga would never fuck with in his grown man stage cause he knows with them big nasty to the floor droppin titties, this bitch got some stretch marks, a mole, and an unkept, hair comin out the panites bush. but at 17, drinking all kinds of 40's of the 45, these titties were good to go. from what I remember, I ended up at this broads house one mile out of detroit, in a city called Ferndale. for those of you that know detroit, you know Ferndale is our San Fran. gay capitol of the motor city. and of course this bitch had mad gay dudes as friends. so after many drinks, many shots, and many gay dudes staring me down talkin bout how good I look and how young I look, askin for id and shit, I decide I had enough and want to get to it. I vividly remember her telling me "no" as I tried to go down and eat the cake. and she really did try to tell me know, for about 30 drunk seconds, before she let me have it. she let me have it alright, nigga oatmeal. what's that dsd? for you youngins, thrush, cream of not good wheat out the puss, YEAST INFECTION my niggas! yeah. woke up the next morning, feelin like I did something very wrong. around the mouth, a little crusty, no joke. could of been from all the drunk snoring in a dry room. coulda been from eating peaches and old ass cream. I got plenty more stories from the late 90's internet dating scene. just say the word. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 LOLOL @ THAT ^^ damnn. but on another note. def try speed dating..i mean who gives a fuck, if its boring 1st time go another time dressed ina wierd disguise and make up crazy shit about urself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q7nEho7zKk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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