skullnbones Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 let me know when the studio needs a janitor lol This. :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silent_bob Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 is there a drug test involved? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 This is comedy.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Eyo Any of you big wig cheese wiz khalifa corporate heads lookin to acquire a wordsmith? I can write Haiku's Motivational speeches, water cooler humor, your very own 12oz sitcom Shit gunna be bigger than vanilla icecream cones and Full house. Holler at me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 WHY A NIGGA TRY AND PUSH UP ON MY ZONE?? 12OZ NEEDS A REAL ASS SHOOTER. A LLAMA .45 NIGGA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 i fucking knew i should have majored in design. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 i have my degree.. but not even close what i would need to be in web design.. fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 who am i kiddin i didn't even really finish school in the first damn place. fml. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 i had no idea 12oz was big enough to hire people like this, requiring relocation and whatnot. i thought this kind of stuff could be done from home. do the ads we click (mostly by accident) pay the salary? no lo entiendo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 not too many folks are up on HTML5 or CSS3 yet. But those 2 are a must for future web development. much more freedoms. E-Props to whoever gets this. <Web Design Major Oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defer Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 i've designed pretty much everything that was mentioned but development is an entirely new monster. if 12oz needs a freelance designer, hit me up and i'll shoot you guys a link to the portfolio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 I can do the IT side of things. Multiple years in different IT environments. WholeFoods, WebHosting, Physical networking, etc. And I have that degree in philosophy. You can bring people around you don't like and I'll make fun of them to their face without their realizing it. It's a pretty fun skill when I'm drunk and when you're drunk too. Also, I love hipster pussy, as AB put it. I wish I knew HTML5 that shit is awesome, "oh hay flash... what's that? you don't have native support for video? but I do? ooohhhh baaaaiiiii!" Anyone can take a dive into it though. Google has a fuck ton of dev videos on youtube for HTML5. I think it's part of their longterm bet on mobile computing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 If you need a strategic consultant for integrating SEO with brand management, social media & Internet marketing, I'm the muthafunkin man... but you could never afford me. (**Edit: or you could give me VIP for life and I could throw a few bones your way.) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 If you by chance need to hire someone who has a moderate collection of weapons and a ski mask please don't hesitate to contact me. My services and past experience include but are not restricted to; - Home invasions - Armed Robbery - Grand Larceny - Gay Bashings - Rape & Murder - I make a fantastic Camomile Tea and have excellent phone manner I look forward to hearing from you. Kind Regards 5FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Can I be the guy that sells WOW gold on the legit tip? I got that good shit. Holla. word you know chong? of chongsoft enterprises? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 If you by chance need to hire someone who has a moderate collection of weapons and a ski mask please don't hesitate to contact me. My services and past experience include but are not restricted to; - Home invasions - Armed Robbery - Grand Larceny - Gay Bashings - Rape & Murder - I make a fantastic Camomile Tea and have excellent phone manner I look forward to hearing from you. Kind Regards 5FM SORRY HOMIE, THIS IS AMERICA WERE ON A DIFFERENT LEVEL HERE. AMERICA MAKES MAD MAX LOOK LIKE THE CARE-BEARS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlboro Man. Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 i should get paid to smoke blunts and check the threads for quality I think they need a team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 yo when that janitorial position does come up i am more qualified that ICB and the other dude up there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 are you looking for any novelists raven, perhaps a proofreader. if anything grammatical is needed look no further. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 shai or casek. You don't want hardware geeks fucking with the code. Trust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 not too many folks are up on HTML5 or CSS3 yet. But those 2 are a must for future web development. much more freedoms. E-Props to whoever gets this. <Web Design Major Oner i've been teaching myself lately... i've been out of web design classes since like 2004.. relearning shit sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Need a tv or home audio gear installed I'm your man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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