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I can do the IT side of things. Multiple years in different IT environments. WholeFoods, WebHosting, Physical networking, etc.

 

And I have that degree in philosophy. You can bring people around you don't like and I'll make fun of them to their face without their realizing it. It's a pretty fun skill when I'm drunk and when you're drunk too.

 

Also, I love hipster pussy, as AB put it.

 

I wish I knew HTML5 that shit is awesome, "oh hay flash... what's that? you don't have native support for video? but I do? ooohhhh baaaaiiiii!"

 

Anyone can take a dive into it though. Google has a fuck ton of dev videos on youtube for HTML5. I think it's part of their longterm bet on mobile computing.

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If you by chance need to hire someone who has a moderate collection of weapons and a ski mask please don't hesitate to contact me.

 

My services and past experience include but are not restricted to;

 

- Home invasions

- Armed Robbery

- Grand Larceny

- Gay Bashings

- Rape & Murder

- I make a fantastic Camomile Tea and have excellent phone manner

 

I look forward to hearing from you.

 

Kind Regards

5FM

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If you by chance need to hire someone who has a moderate collection of weapons and a ski mask please don't hesitate to contact me.

 

My services and past experience include but are not restricted to;

 

- Home invasions

- Armed Robbery

- Grand Larceny

- Gay Bashings

- Rape & Murder

- I make a fantastic Camomile Tea and have excellent phone manner

 

I look forward to hearing from you.

 

Kind Regards

5FM

 

SORRY HOMIE, THIS IS AMERICA

WERE ON A DIFFERENT LEVEL HERE.

 

AMERICA MAKES MAD MAX LOOK LIKE THE CARE-BEARS.

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