misteraven Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 http://12ozprophet.com/index.php/news/12ozprophet_is_hiring 12ozProphet is looking for a full time junior to mid-level web developer, preferably with design skill. Candidates must have a strong demonstrated experience with web application development and emerging technologies, particularly in regards to CMS and online user communities. The ideal candidate would be based out of NYC or willing to relocate, although we will consider non-local candidates for the position. Necessary skills: - Meticulous attention to detail, especially with regard to pixel perfect layout and design. - Strong proficiency with HTML5 and CSS3 development. - Strong proficiency with PHP and MySQL. - Basic scripting skills (jQuery, javascript, AJAX) Any experience with ExpressionEngine, CodeIgniter or MagentoCommerce is a plus. Any experience developing apps for iOS (iPhone and iPad) is a big plus. Salary and compensation is based off of experience. How to Apply: Please reach out to webmaster@12ozprophet.com and include a resume of experience and link to your portfolio site or links to previous work with detailed explanations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 12 oz apps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 12oz jobs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 12 oz apps !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 are you looking for any novelists raven, perhaps a proofreader. if anything grammatical is needed look no further. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 i'd be perfect for this if I didn't switch my major to Cisco. if it were just html and sql and php, ez pz breezy. but i hate NYC. and i don't know any of the emerging web app languages or SDK's. suppose I could learn, but you need someone badass NOW. i used to be a badass. when PHP first came out :lol: :-/ good luck, there's someone in this forum that's perfect for the job. nerd ass nigguhs need to get paid. im a hands-on tech now, easier. and still in demand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 are you looking for any novelists raven, perhaps a proofreader. if anything grammatical is needed look no further. haha this is hilarious, having read some of your rambles! Wish I knew something about computers programming and all that other stuff, oh and lived in NYC then I would have applied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 haha this is hilarious, having read some of your rambles! Wish I knew something about computers programming and all that other stuff, oh and lived in NYC then I would have applied Yea just wasn't in the cards I guess :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 let me know when the studio needs a janitor lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 You lookin for any who doesn't like to work on bullshit but makes great Hawaiian pizza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 my parents wont let me have the job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 looking for some toilet equipment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Let me tell you some of the things I will do for you: -Production -R&D -Security -Investors??? -Possibly you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Anyone on here who is good at weird, technology shit (unlike me) and has a really shitty life (unlike me) should be all over this. Would be a dope way to move somewhere new and start swimming in hipster pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 that's actually me, but unfortunately hard life + college don't really come into contact until you're older, haha. plus i got my own (legit) business to take care of now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 I'm available for any poorly translated Korean to English you may need as well as doing workouts for you when you have too much on your plate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 i am good at promotion and nothing else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 I hold degrees in insomnia and ebonics. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 But then what would I waste my time looking at when I'm supposed to be working? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uzzi 9mm Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Would you hire this man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 MAJOR LAZER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 This is comedy.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyViking Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 haha after I finish getting my certifications and finish school I'll take the job after whoever is taking it quits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 shai or casek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 i should get paid to smoke blunts and check the threads for quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 are you looking for any novelists raven, perhaps a proofreader. if anything grammatical is needed look no further. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Can I be the guy that sells WOW gold on the legit tip? I got that good shit. Holla. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 my resume below.. . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 YO I CAN YELL AT PEOPLE HAVE A SILKY VOICE FOR ALL YOUR ADVERTISING NEEDS NAHMEAN? AND CAN DICK DOWN ANY OF THE BAD BITCHES YALL CANT HANDLE PLUS ILL HOLD THE HEAT, AND IM A GOOD COOK, AND I USE WET ONES, SO YA KNOW I DONT STINK YADDAMEAN? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poo on a stick Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 When the position of some dude to hang around the office drinking beer becomes available let me know please, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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