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My semi retarded brother in-law


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Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law

 

Dear Frank,

 

We regret to inform you that your subscription to "older white heffer's" has been canceled. We will no longer accept your partial payment of greasy one dollar bills stuffed in an envelope addressed to "Pron Ovher lordz".

 

Thank You.

 

:lol:

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Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law

 

When I was in high school my friends parents took in a dude that was full blown retarded. He couldn't really talk. Maybe a few words. But he loved to drink beer. Fast forward 10 years or so and my boy got a job at a brewery and he tells me if he goes over to his parents house with out beer dude just goes off.

 

 

Cool story br0.

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Franks pretty smart, he smuggles his porn into the house by using news papers.......so for christmas I thought a great way to fuck with him and to look good to the rest of the family was to buy him a subscription and have it delivered.

 

 

 

My girl freaked out saying I was being mean and that I'm smarter then him and all this other shit.......i ran it by her normal brother and he thought it was fucking amazing.

 

 

I chickened out.

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A girl went missing here and it was a huge fucking deal. It was in my girls parents hood....her name was holly jones,look it up.

 

 

The police and an fbi profiler made up a profile and released it. It outlined an over weight, porn addicted loser etc etc.

 

Frank reads the the profile in his porno smuggler and FREAKS OUT.........it fit Frank to a fucking TEEEEEE.

 

 

He sits his mom down and tells her that he killed Holly Jones. His mom freaks out, everyones going nuts and I roll up to the house and drop the bomb.

 

 

"YO THEY CUAGHT THE FUCKER THAT KILLED JONES TURN ON THE TV"

 

 

 

 

It wasn't Frank

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