Cool_Hand Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 1, 2011 Author Share Posted February 1, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law ALRIGHT I have so many Frank stories that I don't even know where to begin....... do any of you know how hard it is to fall asleep with a 33 year old obese semi retarded man singing the Backstreet boys to his cat? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law sounds like having robot chicken on in the background when youre tryna sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 1, 2011 Author Share Posted February 1, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law I'm not worried about my old ladies gene pool, as everyone from the Azores is inbreed, wheres johnny at he can back this up. He's the only tard in the massive family. Hes more socially retarded then anything, like hes a fucking muppet no doubt but everyone thought he was shy for 27 years.....his fam just admit that hes not all there! YO ONE TIME Frank threatened to kill himself right......and ran out of the house. Being Down town Toronto we all got a little worried, his mom was a mess........she knew where he was though................................................................................................ THE WALKING PATH BEHIND THEIR HOUSE HAS A BRIDGE, IT'S LIKE A 9 FOOT DROP! She goes back to get him and he's pacing back in forth talking to himself trying work up the never to do it. He sees shes coming and starts to go for it. She screams something in retarded italian and the normal brother screams......"OH FUCK LET HIM DO IT MA, AT WORST HE'LL SKIN HIS KNEE" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law this guy i know fucks with his retarded aunt so much. he would get a mop and rub it in her face, then he would come outta nowhere and start smacking her, (like this) and all you hear her say in a down syndrom voice is "sammy, stop it, imma tell your mom!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law You haven't killed this dude yet? Poor cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 1, 2011 Author Share Posted February 1, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law El ver....I'd fuck up your boy over that shit.....picking on tards isn't cool......but laughing about the tardness when they aren't around is. EARL If I posted all the terrible shit this guy has done over the years you'd catch a flight to ice him for me......he is A TERRIBLE HUMAN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law aahha if hes mentally ill its not his fault for his actions....id blame whoever gave the dude a cat...poor decision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law this guy i know fucks with his retarded aunt so much. he would get a mop and rub it in her face, then he would come outta nowhere and start smacking her, (like this) and all you hear her say in a down syndrom voice is "sammy, stop it, imma tell your mom!" FUCK THIS GUY /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law El ver....I'd fuck up your boy over that shit.....picking on tards isn't cool......but laughing about the tardness when they aren't around is. EARL If I posted all the terrible shit this guy has done over the years you'd catch a flight to ice him for me......he is A TERRIBLE HUMAN. yea... im on the same page as you, i wont fuck with someone that isnt mentally capable of defending themselfs. and he aint my boy, he's just some dumb fuck that happens to hang around some guys i kick it with. sometimes we think he's retarded himself. one time he tried to fuck with us at a bar, i ended up punching him in the nuts. (if you knew him you'd punch him in the nuts too, he's that annoying.) he tried to get me back by kicking me from behind while i was taking a piss in the bathroom, he ended slipping and falling on a floor full of piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law you said you had to listen to him masturbating.........hahahahahahaha. you should have asked him if he thought it was cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law We need more retard pictures in here, from mainly famous movies, and more candid down syndrome people doing recreational activities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIRISfour Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law TELL US MORE MR. WIZARD! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 1, 2011 Author Share Posted February 1, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Frank almost lost his job at a high end department store once........a woman shopping was so grossed out by him starring at her ass and sweating profusely she told the manager. She threatened sexual harassment charges because this wasn't the first time it had happened. It also wasn't the first chick to bitch. He was freaking out because some told him he could go to jail and for like 2 weeks many laughs ere had at his expense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 1, 2011 Author Share Posted February 1, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Frank makes alot of rad shit up......he doesn't have a single friend. It's sad but hes a fucking knob and brings it upon himself. He made up this girl he was "dating" at this sandwich shop on the block....he asked his normal brother to help him out on some dl woman getting shit. Normal bro rolls to shop with him to get a coffee and a snack. Frank sat at the table smashed back 4 BOTTLES of coke and ran out when the chick tried talking to him............ Notmal brother said the chick came over to ask him to pay his bill for the last time he ran out, and asked him if he was retarded because he sits their starring at her sweating, and that her dad doesn't want him around he's freaking everyone out! I still hit that deli on the reg and totally eye bang home girl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Propped ^edit to frate. Plus my own sarcasm is sometimes so acidic it flies over my own head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Chicka Chicka Chicka Beeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Frate, seriously... We are all dying for photos of Frank. Do you have any old cameras? Give him one & tell him to document his day. Then obviously share on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law holy fuck..Frank day in pies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 2, 2011 Author Share Posted February 2, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law I'm going to lurk him out on facebook too see if any tardish shots are on there! best part about this tattoo is that he has since denounced his faith and hates on it thanks for coming! My lady will murder me if she finds out I did this 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law lol props Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Bump: I'm going to lurk him out on facebook too see if any tardish shots are on there! best part about this tattoo is that he has since denounced his faith and hates on it thanks for coming! My lady will murder me if she finds out I did this Appeasing the masses of Ch.0 > having a fiance 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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