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I just watched dude devour an entire large pizza with a pint of milk chaser.........now he's mashing out a jumbo costco sized bag of ruffles.       retards can be awesome

Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law   Don't literally fuck him. But literally kill him.

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Brew: we had to find something for him to do because he was upset over not being in the wedding party.......hes walking his mom down the isle,with his dad.......Were hoping he'd bring a hooker as a date.

 

 

I will never eat or drink anything Franks been near........go back and read up about him making tang and stirring it with his hand.

 

Incredibly foul. Can't wait to hear moar.

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ALRIGGGGHHHHTTTTTTTT

 

 

So wedding goes off with out a hitch.....Frank is being surprisingly cool,came to see me at the venue and shook my hand and talked a few mins....hes cracking jokes etc and its really cool!

 

 

So it's photo time

 

We found this old building to use,

 

Wedding party is doing there thing and the photographer is talking about using this huge field as a back drop.

 

We go and pose and as this is jumping off I notice a weird frank acting more weird then normal....he walks off.......but were in this shitty area thats vacant.....He sees us posing and is fully walking in the frame but hes so far off that hes in the photos no matter where he tries to run too......he then simply takes a piss.

 

Photographer is like "why is that fucking sasquatch in these shoots"

 

 

he showed me some of them and he looks like that infamous bigfoot photo.

 

 

He later got into some petty argument on the party bus with a flower girl,he got so worked up he had a panic attack and dipped but not after shaking my hand with his sweaty meat wad of a hand while telling me a party is "not his scene"

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ALRIGGGGHHHHTTTTTTTT

 

He later got into some petty argument on the party bus with a flower girl,he got so worked up he had a panic attack and dipped but not after shaking my hand with his sweaty meat wad of a hand while telling me a party is "not his scene"

 

 

What is his scene??

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trav must be from kamloops where the franks run wild

 

nope, one province over where the indians hunt them on horseback.

 

just kidding, the indians here don't actually do anything.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...but drink mouthwash.

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