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My semi retarded brother in-law

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Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law

 

I predict that an unknown number of years down the road,

 

Frate looses it and punches Frank in the nose.

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Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law

 

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frank reminds me of ralphie from the andy milonakis show. seeing as how i've never met frank, but i have watched the show, i'll just assume he talks and acts just like dude.

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Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law

 

off the top of my head this thread is one of my favorites, that and

"last night I smashed shawty til the bed broke" (aka cheetofeet)

 

...wonk sagrun

 

Frank rules, get this guy a 12oz shirt.

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Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law

 

I went to use the can at the house the other night to find that Frank had dropped the biggest deuce I've ever seen,and then left it.like no flush

 

 

 

 

 

odd thing was the lack of t.p

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Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law

 

Oh man Frank is definately one of those speds that thinks one wipe with t.p, followed by a quick one or two finger rub to check for danglers, is adequate asshole cleansing after a colassal turd dropping.

 

Good God... just imagine what that, plus constant ass scratching, makes his fingers smell like.

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Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law

 

I went to use the can at the house the other night to find that Frank had dropped the biggest deuce I've ever seen,and then left it.like no flush

 

 

 

 

 

odd thing was the lack of t.p

 

 

I love the updates.

 

I'd find something to pick that shit up with and put it in his bed...

 

eventually those nasty sheets gonna make an appearance.

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Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law

 

we want a MTV cribs style shoot of franks life.. this guy is just pure comedy

 

and or we could try to get him a interview with nardwuar (youtube)

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Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law

 

Frank does cook yes.......

 

 

He only cooks hamburgers and hot dogs

 

 

on the foreman,but he refuses to empty the grease catch

 

 

 

 

he will let it over flow until his moms yells at hom over it.

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Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law

 

I want Frank to drop the biggest deuce ever seen in me with like no flush.

*fixed

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Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law

 

he will let it over flow until his moms yells at hom over it.

 

I assume he then drinks it, or spreads it on his forehead to create an attractive sheen.

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Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law

 

Oh man Frank is definately one of those speds that thinks one wipe with t.p, followed by a quick one or two finger rub to check for danglers, is adequate asshole cleansing after a colassal turd dropping.

 

Good God... just imagine what that, plus constant ass scratching, makes his fingers smell like.

 

Frank does cook yes.......

 

 

He only cooks hamburgers and hot dogs

 

 

on the foreman,but he refuses to empty the grease catch

 

 

 

 

he will let it over flow until his moms yells at hom over it.

 

 

ever tried any of it?

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Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law

 

Brew: we had to find something for him to do because he was upset over not being in the wedding party.......hes walking his mom down the isle,with his dad.......Were hoping he'd bring a hooker as a date.

 

 

I will never eat or drink anything Franks been near........go back and read up about him making tang and stirring it with his hand.

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Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law

 

After wiping his butt with that hand.

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