crack rock steady Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 I grew up listening to my father yell at me, but that did not keep me from looking up to him. I always tried to please him by doing my chores and developing an interest in anything he thought was cool. He loved Alf, and even though i hated that fucking show i watched it just to chill with dad. I remember this one time he took me to the car-wash and used me to pick up chicks.. Well played dad, that meant so much to me, but you were only thinking about tail. I guess that's the same way i feel about all of this "conspiracy theory" malarkey. I have always looked up to the powers that be. I have always been more American than apple pie. America was a country built on the backs of straight fucking baller's, real men that knew how to handle shit and take a few punches if they had to. I have always tried to be the best at everything i have actually applied myself to. I ate that "be all that you can be" and "Americans can be whoever they want" shit right up. A damn guppy. After awhile my dad quit yelling and just started beating the shit out of me. Constantly locking me in the room alone for days, and one time i overslept for school so he forced me into the car with only my boxers on so that he could drop me off in front of the school. Apparently, he didn't stop long enough to think about the bruises being exposed. The "authorities" got involved and put an end to all the madness. This is the part where my dad is just yelling and has not truthfully gone insane yet. Except in this case, there are no authorities to intervine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 HAAAYYYYYY BRAAAHH i don't see the connection between your old man and a conspiracy. except maybe it was a conspiracy dude was runnin on you, double life or whatever. conspiracy is conspiracy. it's only a theory if there's nothing better than circumstantial evidence. that's where I draw the line. but you wouldn't know the first thing to controlling the world. you're dad beat you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 hahah serious. micheal moore ass niggas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 if you're stupid enough to try and make a quick buck by letting some company perform a questionable drilling procedure on your land, it's your own fucking fault that you can light your tap water on fire. i hope they take a shower while smoking. the fucked up thing is most people would research what vet they take their dog to but would gladly bend over and get fucked for five grand and ruin what they worked so hard for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 we have crossfire for a reason :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 wow dude wear a tin foil hat , you fucking faggot the government would never allow this. I FUCKING HATE CONSPIRACY THEORIST really? the same government that tested lsd on an entire village without them knowing is incapable of fucking over our water supply? smell the cheeto stained roses man, our government is not our friend and is fucked up beyond measure. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneBonerOner Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 i have always kinda thought Desalination was the answer, making seawater drinkable, A January 17, 2008, article in the Wall Street Journal states, "World-wide, 13,080 desalination plants produce more than 12 billion gallons of water a day, according to the International Desalination Association." 12 billion a day, 7 billion people on the planet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 i have always kinda thought Desalination was the answer, making seawater drinkable, A January 17, 2008, article in the Wall Street Journal states, "World-wide, 13,080 desalination plants produce more than 12 billion gallons of water a day, according to the International Desalination Association." 12 billion a day, 7 billion people on the planet... large projects are getting for construction, bids are going out for new proposed jobs, and there's no stopping it. singapore, australia are on the game, the US is stepping up the desal game, it's just a matter of time before it's a household concept... which, to me it's already pretty blatant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 they desalinate the cruise ship water have to. its not the tastiest, but its fucking water. and it lets you wash your ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 When in severe doubt: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 !@#$% - 24'd but you are always onpoint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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