StoneBonerOner Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 its not hard at all getting up "early" if u just go to sleep at a resonable hour, also maybe think of investing in a portable heater? i hate wearing work clothes too, but it makes it that much better when you get out and change into your leisure suit. its all part of a pretty regular life, than again you just told the internet you want to die so maybe life isnt your thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 A regular tight knit group of friends again Start my business that Ive been planning Year around 70 degree weather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Oh shit i didnt realize this fool was power posting and making threads on advice because his girl dumped him and hes freaking out because hejustfiguredouthowgayheis. nevermind. prawped.... but i'm 24'd from negging you earlier meh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 I wanna go to space THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT SPACE TRAVEL the 2nd way to get high off a virgin wait lemme try that again... this won't be the first virgin i put through the milky way nah nah wait wait this is one virgin that will take me to her anus no? fuck you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george jetson Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akrisone Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Money Fam Friends That's it, money buys happiness as long as you have family and friends to share it with. I'm on the grind everyday trying to get dat papuh. It's why we wear the business clothes, and act all proper at work. I even tell some of my favorite co workers that they have no clue what so ever about how I actually am outside of work. I wouldn't give half the people I work with the time of day if I wasn't forced to spend 8 fucking hours a day with them 5 days a week. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolling nowhere Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 aside from food and water, i need to make things. tanglible things, otherwise i feel incomplete and get all down about shit. i second the motion. im always making some shit. im working on 2 paintings right now. waiting for some paint to dry. food. a roof is nice but ive slept outside plenty so thats kind of on the line. i dont need much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolling nowhere Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 a sharp knife. haha dont fuck with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 All I need is some zips of super pineapple hazepiff, mad Dutches, vanilla ones dun, and a box of Hot Pockets. In reality, really only need friends and family and a place to live with decent employment. Don't need crazy money to live well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 fuck strict dress codes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 A steady job. Snow, concrete or surf. Food. Friends. (A lady is a plus.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 What are some things your need in your you n eed to be happy? (money excluded) All I need in life is 1- To not have to use an alarm clock to wake up- having to wake up early on somebody else's terms is extremely painful for me, especially pulling back those sheets on a cold winters morning (i've actually had thoughts where I wish I could die because I could sleep in a warm coffin for eternity) 2- To wear what the fuck I want- I cant express how much I hate ironing business shirts/pants and how uncomfortable crappy work shoes are. Its a hot day just let me wear a tshirt, some shorts and some trainers. In all honesty i've turned down some higher paying positions because their incredibly strict dress conditions. Thats all I can think of right now because of how much theyre bothering me. I'm curious though what are some things you need? Do you have them? you whiny little bitch crying about having to get up and wear work clothes.... deal with it (i've actually had thoughts where I wish I could die because I could sleep in a warm coffin for eternity) you're not sad just lazy you need, sunshine satisfaction from work satisfaction from extra curricular activities good food some friends 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 oh and the ability not to double post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 "All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyWay Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 To know that I'm the muthatfucka with the most ups in the city, it's tough to maintain but it's worth it, like being the JA of wherever I'm at. Also being the staunchest cunt in the city, again, tough to maintain but I like knowing that unless Fedor Emilienko or a young Mike Tyson in the black trunks shows up I gotta it over everyone. Being great is great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 Let me reiterate. You sound like a bitch, cry some more. /gayfuckingthread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penmanship Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 My lady and below freezing temperatures with no natural snow for the winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 gas prices went up, so you cried... Food taxes went up, so you cried... property taxes went up as well, and so you cried again... your lady left because you couldn't please her, and you cried because of it... Got into a dead end job think'n it would become a career, so now you crying for that... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 To know that I'm the muthatfucka with the most ups in the city, it's tough to maintain but it's worth it, like being the JA of wherever I'm at. Also being the staunchest cunt in the city, again, tough to maintain but I like knowing that unless Fedor Emilienko or a young Mike Tyson in the black trunks shows up I gotta it over everyone. Being great is great im inclined to believe this is legit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 Fucking beer and tits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 I curl up in a fetal position while I masturbate and cry about wearing work clothes and waking up early. it keeps me happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 I want to mega neg this fucker so bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY MAYO Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 Good music, good food, good friends, good sex..is that too much to ask for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeSent Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 Quality of Life... Does that even exist ? An if so for how long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 weed, skateboard, pussy. SIMPLIFY, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 To know that I'm the muthatfucka with the most ups in the city, it's tough to maintain but it's worth it, like being the JA of wherever I'm at. Also being the staunchest cunt in the city, again, tough to maintain but I like knowing that unless Fedor Emilienko or a young Mike Tyson in the black trunks shows up I gotta it over everyone. Being great is great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poo on a stick Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 -8+ hours of sleep a night -good food to cook -1 adult dvd featuring 5 different ladies i want to bone -a sixer of tallboys in the fridge -air in my bike tires I'm a fairly simple dude I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyWay Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 im inclined to believe this is legit Damn skippy my Ninja. Any of you e thugs out there feel like questioning the awesomeness that is me just step the fuck up. I'll kick yo fukn ass then slash everything you got running in your town. Think of it as a Jack Dempsey KO then when you wake up Cap has taken out everything you got, foreveeeeeeeer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 cool bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 bike cats books weed sandwiches naps sit-down showers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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