AnUpsetStomach Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 I could go on all day about how this woman has been continuing to piss me off for years, but thats just mad homo. What i'll do instead is tell you that after many years on this planet I know which female traits i'm going to avoid from now on: 1- Food issues: Anorexia, bullemia, or food addictions. They dont share food in resturaunts, and their weight is constantly up and down. (in the end the up ALWAYS wins) 2- Daddy issues: They didnt have control growning up and will want to control the hell out of you, and every situation (stay away ESPECIALLY if you're an alpha male with a dominant personality) 3-The Victim: My god! Stay away from these like an email from a nigerian asking for your bank details. No matter what happens they have mental mechanisms in place to genuinely convince themselves they've been hard done by, they never admit they should change what their doing. They will remember how in 2007 you showed up 28 minutes late to pick them up, and how you on your anniversary you checked a text during dinner. Conveniently they NEVER remember the good things youve done for them over the years because in doing so they cant be the victim can they? They failed school because the classes were a joke not because they didnt study, they put on weight due to a genetic thyroid condition not because of a garbage diet. Feel free to Umad.jpg and CheerUpEmoKid.jpg Seriously though what other traits have I missed? what should I look out for? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROK1T Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 And we immediately remember why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Fuck dolphins, acquire crustaceans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crack rock steady Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Just start playing with buttholes kid, the vagina doesnt love you. deal with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 stop numbering things faggot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 I'm on a huge tear. Seven women, I believe, since the first of January. It could have been more, too, but I got cock blocked by a stupid bitch ex once, and had bad luck a couple of other times. When it rains, it pours. I believe much of this hot streak has to do with pheromones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 But you're right about those, Stomach. I could go on all day about how and why I dislike women, but, fuck it. They are just there and we have to deal with it the best we can. It's the soft ass males that take abuse and humiliation that ruin it for the rest of us, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenShit Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 girls that are controlling need a good noggin floggin' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akrisone Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Lol my ex was all of the above Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Has anyone noticed that Chinese girls are flaky? And I don't mean by way of dandruff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 i have known a wide variety of chinese women and i don't know if i could generalize half a billion people. . that said, those categories are pretty good. you could probably do a double for guys except it'd be -drug & alcohol issues -mommy issues -the degenerate loser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 females rahhh rahh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 For Example...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FFcQh6-Ndg&feature=related The bitch is mad because of her bf not paying attention to her. Why "control" the relationship where you can end it and find another. Bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 so let me get it straight. All that up there is you cryin about your broad? You want us to read it? Really? cmmon son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 1. graffiti groupies 2. groupies of any kind really 3. 'fucking my way up the social ladder' types 4. vanfullofretards girlfriend 5. chinese girls are flaky? haha what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 no girl can ever compare to my mother how dare you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 ^I agree count's mother...simply the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 damn you she still likes me more than you. jerk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 BITCHES AIN'T SHIT BUT HOES N TRICKS Recently noticed I go for damaged women... Now that I see it, it's time to change it. But I just get so damn bored with chicks who got their shit together. And everyone knows crazy chicks are amazing in bed. Now I'm in the mindset to just increase my numbers some more. With the last 2 I was kinda looking for someone to have around for a while. (horrible idea since I'm drawn to the crazy ones) I like having someone text me good morning and ask how my day went. Not really something you get from random hook-ups. Fuck it. Time to mow thru some hoes without getting attached Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Did anyone mention that girls with daddy issues will let you stick it in the pooper and generally degrade them sexually? That shit should be mentioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 most girls think i'm intimidating or to sketchy. the ones that don't i have to worry about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Food issues is an absolute, 100%, I won't even go near you red flag, but the other two are pretty much every woman ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 1. graffiti groupies 2. groupies of any kind really 3. 'fucking my way up the social ladder' types 4. vanfullofretards girlfriend 5. chinese girls are flaky? haha what? Wait... what?! What kind of list is that? Old ex girly's dad wasn't in her life for like the first 6-8 years. Now he pays her rent and gives her free weed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 And wants a threesome 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Old ex girly's dad wasn't in her life for like the first 6-8 years. Now he pays her rent and gives her free weed. have a threesome with her dad and her new man. Prohomo. Faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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