MONGOL Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 So I was in between classes today having a smoke and got to talking to this guy I see around campus and talk to occasionally when having a smoke. Cool guy, chill, anyways our conversation moves to him talking about his wife and how they've been trying to have kids for 3 years and he's sterile and all. I'm thinking that this dude is getting super personal, why the hell would he be telling me this? Then comes the strangest part Dude offers me $5,000 to get his wife pregnant. WHAT THE FUCK Dude wants me to sign legal documents and shit, get tested and bring results and whatnot. I have a girl friend and don't know what to tell her. I mean, I'm seriously considering it cause 5 g's sounds nice but I would have no contact with the kid(s) and I'm not sure what to do... get a lawyer to help me with the documents? Tell my gf the situation or keep it from her, go through with it at all? Should I ask for more money? I mean I'd be giving them a kid... Dude's wife: Input? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 I would do way more suspect shit for 5 grand. Do it you dummy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cro. Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 why the hesitation? 5k with no strings, and your kid's coming out of a fine ass bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BELTOLEUM Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 You are getting 5k, no thought needed but tell him you are gonna have sex with her not that artificial insemination bullshit, tell him he doesn't need the chance for octuplets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cro. Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 You are getting 5k to fuck her, no thought needed with shit like this they'll probably take the dude's jizz and artificially inseminate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 SSGG? I'm going to go ahead and call shenanigans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 DONT DO IT TELL HIM YOU KNOW SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT WHICH IS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BELTOLEUM Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 got to me to quick cro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONGOL Posted January 25, 2011 Author Share Posted January 25, 2011 What is SSGG? and no, dude wants me to fuck his wife. He says that even if I donate to a sperm bank it's only a 60% success rate and some ridiculous amount of money for artificial insemination. He says he'll give me half now and the other half when she's pregnant... shit just freaks me out, having a kid I don't know running around in a couple of years... But I'm really considering it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Most likely this is an obsession of yours. And you are going to end up raping not "aiding in a pregnancy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 ITS ME, CASPER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Just to remind you guys = D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Would def. pipe wife, for far less that $5000 too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cro. Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 What is SSGG? and no, dude wants me to fuck his wife. He says that even if I donate to a sperm bank it's only a 60% success rate and some ridiculous amount of money for artificial insemination. He says he'll give me half now and the other half when she's pregnant... shit just freaks me out, having a kid I don't know running around in a couple of years... But I'm really considering it. I'm going to go ahead and call shenanigans. no self respecting man would pay someone five thousand dollars to fuck his hot wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 input... put it in Ps Bull fucking shit story br0 PPs Flicks with 12oz written in jizz across hers chest and I'll retract my statement... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 calling in the bullshit moblie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Pipe that bitch for hours with a coke hard-on!! Disregard bastard kids, acquire $5,000 Edit: Graphic pics or it didn't happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cro. Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 the chick is a model http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danielle_Lloyd http://www.britsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12843 she even did a spread for playboy zero doubt this is all bullshit at this point. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Most likely this is an obsession of yours. And you are going to end up raping not "aiding in a pregnancy" Yeeeaaaaaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 why even ask us idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Troll thread is extra full of gullible fucktards I see, carry on.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Jesus Christ, the guy just wants to finally be a Father. You assholes are fucking worthless. Go for it man. Give someone an opportunity at being a great Dad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Propped for wanting to give the gift of Fatherhood. A selfless act. Selflessness. Something YOU ingrate scum wouldn't understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cro. Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 shhhhh trolls everywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Propped for wanting to give the gift of Fatherhood. A selfless act. Selflessness. Something YOU ingrate scum wouldn't understand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Please refer to posts #20 and #25. Please refer to your hat that's on the ground. Make a man without hope have hope Mongol. So that he may cherish his son and teach him how to be good in this world of hate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Then comes the strangest part Dude offers me $5,000 to get his wife pregnant. WHAT THE FUCK Input? Shit, I've been going about this shit all wrong for years now, I never thought to charge for this shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SystemFailure Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Is that Krondon? West coast ghost lookin ass nigga Mutant of the West Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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