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What do you have stuffed in your pants?

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before a rave, this guy i knew had cut a hole in a teddy bear backpack and hid a bong in there. idk how the fuck he didn't get caught..sketchy

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also, in my pants there is a penis, balls, and hair...pressed permed hair with glitter sprinkled on it

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Contained in my pants are boxers, dick'n'balls and manscaped (read: trimmed) pubes. No homo I guess.

 

My pockets hold a phone, wallet, Chapstick, cigarettes, and a lighter.

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chubbs.. you have a penis? after all those posts in beautiful ghey boys i thought you were a chick.

are you our new gay oontzer? we needed a new one since rage left. ha.

 

 

in my pants i often have paint and skeins of yarn.

 

also panties.

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i don't carry things in my pockets its uncomfortable also that's how i usually lose shit like my i.d. which i just lost again and atm card numerous times

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I have a pipe,ipod,metro phone FTW,a plastic bag,and 2$ i just found in my back pocket. this will give me my only meal of the day.

Hey !@#$% what color are those panties i'm really curious.

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