injury Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 So here's the situation, as you're waiting in line for lunch or whatever, ponder. I'm in class and I just coughed a few times. I'm kinda sick so there was some crap back there.. but when i coughed, on the last one, i accidentally coughed out a booger that flew about 2 feet before splattering onto the jacket of the kid next to me. :yuck: Now, i have a dilemma... What do I do?? :confused: I see it this way, I can: 1) Do nothing (eww!) 2) alert the student to the presence of a mysterious slime on his sweatshirt 3) stealthily wipe it off 4) boogie hands Picture for reference, you can see the booger in the corner of the jacket at the back of the chair. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 hahahaa nice. pics make it awesome. i'd go for a stealth wipe off. with a boogie hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 btw, why didn't you make it a poll? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggerneck Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 booger hand.. tell the kid.. invoke anger.. take more pics.. it will only make this thread even better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i eat babies Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Do you like the kid? If you do, tell him/slyly wipe it off. If you don't, slyly tell everyone else and laugh at his misfortune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Leave it. People who wear pajamas to class piss me off. Also, what symbols said. Plus, props cause I LOL'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggerneck Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 wait.. is this nigga reall wearing moccacins and sweatpants?? leave that fucking snot rocket on there!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydigital Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 leave it so when he zips up his jacket it'll smear onto his shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Plus he is wearing some gay ass beach shirt. Tell him he has snot on his jacket...like this... You: "Psst...you have some snot on your jacket" Dummy: "Ah wtf dude, that's so gross, do you have kleenex on you" You: "nah man, if I did I wouldn't have used your jacket as a tissue. SNAPS FAGGOT!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Be like, yo dude you got some sticky white shit near your ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 leave it on, he looks like a turd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LO48f3mxA0 needs more Boogers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DivineMind Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Just leave it on there. Just because his style of clothing. And try to cough more to put more boogers on his jacket. Try to cough blood too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARD like WOE Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 leave it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Leave it on! He's wearing moccasins for crying out loud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Fuck man...Leave that shit...let it smear and dry. In a couple days tell everyone that there is Jizz on his jacket. . . if you are in college and he is better at girl acquiring then you, tell all the females and acquire all the female assets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enmity Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 let it ride Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeSent Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Leave it, Punch the kid, take picture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 ya do nothing it was meant to be. its just a booger aint gonna kill him. unless u have aids boogers. plus this dude doesnt even know how to dress himself proper. he deserves anything coming to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 steal his wallet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 I'm glad we're all in agreement about this. Fuck this guy. Fucking moccasins? really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 when he puts the jacket back on kick the shit out of him for stealing your boogers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 make fun of him in front of the class for wiping his boogers on his jacket. that'll learn him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted January 20, 2011 Author Share Posted January 20, 2011 ** POLL ADDED ** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 it also appears as if his book-bag is being giving away for free claim it, its yours sell expensive books acquire mucinex. rise and repeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 FUCK THAT HOE,NEXT TIME AIM FOR HIS FACE.THATS HOW GANGSTERRRRS DO IT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 WHERE ARE HIS JORDANS??? HE DOESN'T HAVE JORDANS DOES HE??? STAB HIM WITH A #2 FOR NOT WEARING/HAVING JORDANS SMH 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 you should definitely point it out to the entire class hella loud. i used to take little balls of paper and put them in people's hoods on their jackets or sweaters if i sat behind them and they were ghey/cunty/stupid. lulz ensued when the put their hood up. college was fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 artificial dandruff... very nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Smack him with a hardcover textbook brick. Then ask him if he would rather have a throat booger on his clothes instead of getting smacked. If his answer is Yes then respond "WISH GRANTED LOOK" If his answer is No then respond "TOO BAD FAGGOT" and smack him some more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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