Jukka Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Alright ive got kind a problem that's really startin to piss me off. The other side of my back yard is a pretty big hill leading down into my neighbors yard. The past couple months ive been getting more and more rats in my yard, they seem to be nesting in the bushes lining our fence. I cant put out poison or glue traps cuz i have 5 german shepards, and i cant throw a cat out there cuz of the fucking dogs. So basically me and my room mates have a couple bb guns posted up by an open window and we pick them off whenever we see them. Im hoping maybe you guys can help me figure out a way to kill these fuckers. Any creative suggestions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 call up keepitrail and he will slaughter 1 of the rats that will scare the other fucks out of the yard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 I am disappointing in your dogs. I would recommend destruction of habitat and removal of any food sources. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 They have traps that you can use that won't hurt your dog...or you could stick a tube up your ass and lie in the fetal position in the yard...you'll catch a couple for sure. ARMAGEDDON!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HELLA LOVE IT Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 just get one of these "cats" in your back yard and your problems will be in the past... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jukka Posted January 20, 2011 Author Share Posted January 20, 2011 Thats the thing the rats are scared of the dogs, when theyre out the rats dip. Havnt had any rats in the house so at least theyre helping with that. Im to the point of using poison, and i could deal with one stupid dead dog but dont feel like killing all of them haha. Also, KIR would probably just bury all my dogs in a shallow grave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 rats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Befriend the rats, make them your minions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 heh, poop mist 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 bb gun... sounds like you're doing it right. However this chap has 3 million kills to his name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 dynamite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Have a "Hunting Party". Have some heads over, charge $5 bucks a head and make a contest out of it. Bait the yard, and wait for em to come out. Dude with the most rats at the end of the nite wins the pot. Every time you miss a shot, you have to take a shot, to up the challenge as the nite goes on. This could end very badly though. Bunch of drunk assholes with bb guns and pellet rifles, What could go wrong? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 too bad i'm 24'd that's a good idea. that indian guy killed 3 million rats with a fucking stick. he's on his way to becoming the hitler of rat mumbai. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SystemFailure Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 PAT'S PIES PAT'S PIES PAT'S PIES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 On my 100th blunt Feelin like a lunatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SheepOrDie Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Would a German Shepard even give a fuck about rats? They don't strike me as the breed that would run around killing vermin. The main reason rats are so vulnerable to poisons is cos they don't have the reflex that causes them to vomit. I had a puppy get into some rat poison, he vomited for a few minutes and chewed on grass for a while. Still, I wouldn't test your luck. Get a cat, treat it well and train both pets to get along. Keep cat outside, and expect a mutilated rat on your doorstep from time to time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CancerDancer Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 steve o eats rats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jukka Posted January 20, 2011 Author Share Posted January 20, 2011 Soooo i should get a trained german shepard with a saddle, have steve-o ride him holding dynamite annnddd have a hood ass black guy oversee the whole project? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 put up a fence rats can get through buy dogs cant that surrounds your place. put traps/poison on the side of the fence the dogs cant get to. shotguns. flamethrower kill a couple rats, tie them to little sticks where their friends come from. keep adding to the scarecrow rats as you kill them. rats are smart and will get the hint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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