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I'm not one to complain to my parents or my female friends, but, boy, do I need to let it out once in a while.

 

My tranny blew today on my automatic Honda Civic. I'm so pissed. It happened at 4am. Thank goodness for CAA, but, really, I want to smash heads because this wasn't supposed to happen.

 

I wish I lead a life in which I can use this thread to complain about how I can't beat a level in a video game, but I guess real life shit puts things in perspective. Not that I can, nor will, forget about what being locked up for real crime is like.

 

Use this thread when you don't want your girl nor your parents to listen to real life shit.

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I drank a little bit on Christmas and it came up on a pee test that I didn't even expect to take. Therefore, I violated my probation. I go to court on Friday and will probably go to jail. I don't care. It won't be for more than a month or two and the jail I go to is tolerable. It just sucks that whilst I'm in jail this girl I've been wanting to fuck for like years is coming to town and she told me she wants to get down. So I'm probably going to miss that. Kinda pissed, but oh well. My fault anyway. Hahaha.

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Man,that sucks. Thanks for putting things in perspective.

 

For what it's worth, I always get locked just as I'm getting on a hot streak. So I avoid those, which means I avoid getting laid, all due to being fucking karmatically paranoid.

 

Thanks for sharing, man. Cool story, indeed.

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Oh, and did I mention I caught 32 graffiti charges while I was locked up the last time because someone snitched on me? Haha. Life's sick,man.

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forsit, I used to grab a shit load of graffiti charges like that. Let's hope that your parents are rich, or the fact that now that you're older, you don't have to go the legal aid route.

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I'm only 20. I started getting into a shit load of legal trouble as soon as I turned 18. Funny how shit works out like that haha. My family is extremely well off, but I'm the black sheep so I don't think they want to help me. Plus they're all about "you do the crime, you do the time". So fuck it, I got a public pretender haha.

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My tranny blew..

 

Y/H

 

But on the real...I'm into cars and wrenching...anywho, my what I thought was my clutch went in my whip...ended up starting to work on it, but then gave up took it to my mechanic...he swaps the clutch and it turns out my transmission is toast...such is life, gotta pay to play.

 

What the hell is up with all of you fucking guys doing jail time? I mean I got caught writing one time, and the cop let me walk on the spot. You dudes are talking about jail time like it's a regular thing, what the hell are you dudes getting booked on?

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I've been a mental wreck lately

 

Usually very sure headed and confident

 

Can't get my thoughts strait lately

 

I'm usually just fine enjoying my own company. Listen to music, read, draw, paint

 

But this weekend I just couldn't get with it. I was so bored....dare I say lonely?

 

I couldn't stay in the house. Just didn't want to be there

 

Went on a 2 1/2 hour walk by myself around the neighborhood on Sunday, tried playing COD, tried reading, tried napping. Mind kept racing.

 

Went out and got blackout drunk sat and spent my entire paycheck. Fucking stupid. Atleast I was smart enough to pass out in my car.

 

 

Ramble ramble ramble. 5:52 AM. Time for another day of my boss giving me shit. Oh joy

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sitting in the 10mans for a year really fucked up my whole perspective about the police. These feelings haven't diminished with time one bit.

Only 3 things for sure. Taxes, death, and trouble

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yeah man i hate when my tranny blows.

 

i never realized how badly the court system is fucked until i had to actually stand before a judge and call him your honor.

shits just fucked up.

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Time for writing can be heavily influenced by region. Some parts of the country are more concerned about appearance than others. Some countries the cops could care less but the locals will kick your ass, just depends.

 

Long term unemployed here, after the gf lost her job I started working out so that we would not be couped up in the apartment together. Acquired persistent athletes foot infection, very painful and will not go away. Dipping into savings to go to a real dermatologist instead of the country doctor clinic.

 

good times

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yah mort. That dont go away on its own. The sprays dont work. You need some cream... Terbinafine Hydrocholoride 1%

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weap on xmas eve the clutch pack in my cvt tranny went.......on my a4.Dealer wanted 7 FUCKING G'S to replace the tranny,or 3g's to fix it.I took it to my tunner shop they did it for 1500.

 

 

I'm sure the honda parts are alot cheaper so that it in stride

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livin the good life for pretty much ten years straight, currently paying the price.

i developed candidiastasis in my intestines, making the skin break out all over my body,

especially my hands, which developed another disease called dishydrosis, which are

small puss-like filled blisters, and when they get aggravated they swell up, and start to scale..its fuckin ugly..no swag, word to based god. had to change my diet completely, no sugars, yeasts, carbs, most meats...and alcohol. im pretty much eating raw tree bark and broccoli...i cant even eat fruit for 6 months!!!

 

as well as a continuing babymama saga, and a dead end job.....

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My engine seized on the highway, on my way to work, which I ended up getting "fired" from the following month.

 

What ever, at least this time the car isn't completely totaled and nobody died.

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:skull2: fucked up last semester of college pretty bad got a .666

was real depressed for a while after the girl left and Mom was fucking with cancer.

Mom beat that shit in less than 6 months luckily and now i have to deal with an mip(yes under 21oner) and a paraphernalia charge from my school :mad:

But hopefully i can suck it up and get a job so I can surf and paint etc and move to San Diego or something. Texas is sucking the life outta me

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This thread is a perfect example of why this forum is so great.

 

Whenever I get bummed about shit in my life I come here and see other people have similiar problems, and worse.

 

Things right now are straight for me for the most part, just having a hard time getting focused and getting my thoughts/ideas straight. Cant seem to head in a direction I want to, sucks but seems like some of you guys are going through the same shit. Just find it hard to get motivated.

 

Maby I should stop smoking, fuck if I know

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LAST NIGHT I BLACKED OUT, STOLE A BUNCH OF DUMB THINGS FROM THE GAS STATION AND SHIT IN THE HALLWAY

 

compared to the rest of these fools atleast you didn't shit on a tranny

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