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Lil' B Thread Part X: Things People Tweet At His Shows (SWAG) (SWAG)

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somebody explain this nigger to me. was he part of a group and then went solo?

 

Fake gold foil fronts, skin tight jeans sagging, sweat/shit stained briefs, everything else in ironic 80's colors.

Only people from Cali like him, not sure why but his lyrics/flow and general swag smell like bumjuice.

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....ive never had to google current slang until "based god" was shat on ch0

 

 

 

 

 

On a side note... I now own kenny wayne sheppard's album trouble is on vinyl at the cost of 25 cents

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haha scurred white kids...also, I don't think some (other) fool surprise punching him was very tough, they's all a buncha weak saggin anyway...on to the next one

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I CAME HOME FROM WORK EARLY AND SEEN LIL B IN THE KITCHEN COOKING SPAGHETTI WHILE MY GIRL WAS SUCKING HIS DICK, AND I SAID "THAT'S OKAY BASED GOD YOU CAN FUCK MY BITCH. YOU PRETTIER THAN HER ANYWAY. THANK YOU BASED GOD."

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As I sat stunned & amazed at the beautiful genius of Lil B, I woke my mother up in the middle of the night and told her to come immediately. She appeared upset that I disturbed her sleep, but the urgency in my voice may have clued her in to a sense of importance. An importance greater than her own slumber.

 

As she approached my computer monitor, Mother began to observe the magic before her. I watched her eyes begin to light up, in almost a trance-like state. Soon thereafter, her eyes began to fill with water - and a single tear dropped from her eye. Then more tears descended, following the paths created by her previous tears.

 

Sobbing in disbelief, she uttered the following words with raw emotion:

 

"Thank you Based God"

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