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First Thing You Ever Stole

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Little red formula one type race car from K-Mart. Was in second grade. Walked out with it and then put it in a trash can just outside. Then tried to play it slick and act like I just noticed it and pulled it out of the trash all dramatically in front of my mom. 


She marched me bsck in snd and made me hand it over. 


No no idea why, but still remember it all so vividly. 

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2nd grade - some kid’s wristwatch . He took it off and left it under the basketball hoop during recess . I swiped it , then the alarm went off the next morning during breakfast . tried to play it off but my mom shut that shit down . She slapped me and made me return it to the office .


I think that was the seed that sprouted into my penchant for Casio watches 

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