trainrek Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 first thing i ever stole was a real switch blade from a guy who didn't know the Korean war was over and sold war memorabilia at a flea market Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Power Bill Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 GI joes cuz my hippie mom wouldnt let me have em what a rush! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Toys my mother would stick me in shopping cart and allow me to open anything I wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 (edited) Some gum. I was probably 4. My dad made me put it back and apologize. This was at a grocery store. Edited April 27, 2018 by Guest 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5amshift Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 I'm sure it was like candy or something. Ended up stealing fishing lures for a season because that shit got expensive.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brink Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 money from street preformers i was a little shithead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 ninja turtles watch from some punk in kindergarten 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Stick of gum age 5 OG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 I ate the whole pack under my bed made me sick it was like quick Eze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capital.G Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 2 liter of surge. Was waiting in a long ass line to give the guy my money then i realized i could just not have to wait AND keep my money. Got all fizzed up cuz i just cradled it and power walked out lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capital.G Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 Yellow #5 khed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 ninja turtles watch from some punk in kindergarten yea that kid was mark zuckerberg, what a loser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 Legos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 My dad used to stick hot wheels in my pockets when i was a kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteraven Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 Little red formula one type race car from K-Mart. Was in second grade. Walked out with it and then put it in a trash can just outside. Then tried to play it slick and act like I just noticed it and pulled it out of the trash all dramatically in front of my mom. She marched me bsck in snd and made me hand it over. No no idea why, but still remember it all so vividly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luhem Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 (edited) 2nd grade - some kid’s wristwatch . He took it off and left it under the basketball hoop during recess . I swiped it , then the alarm went off the next morning during breakfast . tried to play it off but my mom shut that shit down . She slapped me and made me return it to the office . I think that was the seed that sprouted into my penchant for Casio watches Edited July 18, 2018 by luhem 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 I USED TO STEAL HELLA BASKETBALL CARD FROM WALMART WHEN I WAS A KID, THEN IT WAS MARKERS WHEN I WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 One of those cars you put a coin in the back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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