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My neighbor's asshole and his dog.


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I assumed that animal control actually made a stop out and talked to the guy because his dog hasn't been outside for more than five minutes since that day. He might have killed the dog and used its blood in some sort of ritualistic sacrifice but I can only speculate. When it gets warm out, I will most likely sedate the dog and shave curse words into his fur. I hope that's enough follow up to avoid the negaprops.

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Kill your neighbor, free the dog. Cannibal Corpse has written a handy how-to song about it. Enjoy!

 

The basement incinerator

Is where they'll put the head

Hose the floor and clean the room

Anywhere they bled

 

Into boxes go the bags

Fill the space with rocks

In the dark of night

He throws them off the docks

 

Rotting in the river

Never to be found

Under tons of concrete

Deep beneath the ground

 

From behind he grabs his mouth

The blade goes to his neck

Bulging veins pumping blood

He struggles to protect

 

If you don't cut open the stomach

The corpse will rise and float

The victim is discovered dead

Rotting organs bloat

 

The killer chops the body

With a scalpel and an ax

The parts are then drained

And put into the sacks

 

Grab the neck, Slit the throat, take the life

Hang the corpse - Prepare to drain the blood

 

Bone saw, meat cleaver, filleting knife

Carve the corpse - Dissect him in the tub

 

Smash the teeth, slice off scars, crush the bones

With a crowbar - scrape off all tattoos

 

If you don't cut open the stomach

The corpse will rise and float

The victim is discovered dead

Rotting organs bloat

 

The killer chops the body

With a scalpel and an ax

The parts are then drained

And put into the sacks

 

Chunks of a skull

Sawn in half bones

Body is found

Killer unknown

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