publicenemyno.3 Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 So my neighbor has this dog that he leaves outside. The dog barks constantly all day and night. Right now it is 28 degrees out and supposed to get down to single digits tonight. Being that Channel Zero is full of knowledgeable assholes, what are some suggestions to get this dickhead to either treat his dog right? I've tried talking with animal services, but they weren't too confident about remedying the problem. Oh, and here's Walter. Fucking dog has fucking papers man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. load the dog up yourself and take him to the shelter..animal abuse FTL. you should probably shit in his mailbox as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kraftone Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. KILL THE NEIGHBOOR , THEN THE DOG WOULD HAVE NO OWNER AND BE TAKEN TO A SHELTER . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. Sneak out and strangle it. Tomorrow morning be like NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU ASSHOLE! THE COLD GOT TO HIM! On a serious note, have you spoken to the guy at all? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. yeah unfortunately dognapping or antifreeze are prolly the best ways to go. :( a guy who lives in my neighborhood spent several months reporting a neighbor who did this same shit. finally, the dogs were taken away from the neighbor, then the guy's car got all sorts of fucked up. clearly they knew who'd reported them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. dont listen to these guys, just take photos or record a video, wait till the dog dies, THEN report him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted January 6, 2011 Author Share Posted January 6, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. Sneak out and strangle it. Tomorrow morning be like NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU ASSHOLE! THE COLD GOT TO HIM! On a serious note, have you spoken to the guy at all? i'd rather not make an issue of it to dude's face. i get pissed about people abusing living things, human or otherwise and would most likely overreact. plus, like someone else said, it could possibly lead to property damage and other bullshit that i don't want to deal with. i'd hate to kill the animal, but that's the same advice my dad gave me and most likely what would happen if animal control actually did something about the problem. fuck it dude, let's go bowling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. Burn his house down, it will keep the dog warm while it burns, then once it stops burning the guy will know what it is like sleeping in the cold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. DRESS HIS DOG UP LIKE A HOOKER. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. let the dog off the leash and replace it with a frozen dead dog. return the dog in full thermal winter gear. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inoticedthatyourgay Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POINTFIVE Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. feeling nice? kidnap the dog, give it a better home post photos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. Call Keepitrail. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggerneck Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. Call Keepitrail. /end thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. This is too bad, the dog's the symptom, not the problem, and it could be difficult to cure an asshole neighbor if he doesn't want treatment. If you're the type to have called animal control, then you might as well send an anonymous letter to your neighbor simply stating the issue and that it's annoying. Alternatively, if you want a quick night of peace you can get a decent sized cow bone from the supermarket or butcher for cheap. Throw that shit in with the dog and he'll be busy with it for hours. If nothing else, wait until the dog is outside for the night and burn the motherfuckers house down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. used to have the same problem with two neighbors back when i was younger. i tried throwing snowballs at the dogs, shooting them with bb guns, attempting to let them out into the street to get hit but nothing ever went to plan and usually would just end up worse with more barking. eventually another neighbor of mine who is some old dick head reported her and it hasn't been a problem since. so...my advice is to report it as a noise complaint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. This should work on dogs too, right? The sponge method. Take a sponge and cut it in small pieces. Soak the pieces in bacon grease or gravy. Leave the pieces out for the mice to eat. The mice will be attracted to the grease or gravy, and will eat the sponge pieces. The sponges will swell inside the mice and kill them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheason Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. Whatever you decide on doing dont be all passive aggressive about it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. hahah the pictures make this thread hilarious, on the real its fucked up, do what the majority ahve been saying homie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouthforwar Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. Like hater said, call Keepitrail and get yourself a nice rug out of it, thats if the ghost dog dosnt steal it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. i think im one of the last people to see the big lebowski. i will get around to watching it one day though. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DM! Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. bake the dog some weed brownies , he should chill out in no time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. eat your neighbour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. i was hoping thread was called "my upstairs neighbor and his dog" cause thats what the fuck i feel like raving about. bastards 18 year old mutt dies of old age two weeks ago. didn't feel the least bit sorry because the fucking thing would bark CONSTANTLY at AIR and was half dead in the first place. Dude hardly ever took care of that dog, then turns around and buys another BIGGER mutt (i think akita and pitubll) which weighs a good 50 pounds already at 4 months. The thing is consistent as fuck with nipping and barking at my boxer every five seconds and i had to fill a spray bottle up with water and hot sauce to keep the little bastard out of her food. and now it seems to have gotten into the habit of horse thumping around the house and outside of my door at 5:30 in the morning waking me up the last three days in a row. . . . i feel diabolic right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DM! Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Re: My asshole neighbor and his dog. ^ DAMN! id be out of there in a second... or fucking kill that dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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