Qawee Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 my cousin and some other fam went to israel on something like the birthright trip, but they also went to the West Bank (Ramallah) and hung out with a bunch of Palestinains (this was also a part of the trip) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Yeah fuck it. Next serious trip I do is to Israel, Jordan, maybe Egypt and Turkey. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Im 0% Jewish but if a few white lies(no pun intended) is all that seperates me from a chance to travel to a new country and bang hebrew women on the beach. Shit, for a week ill be a Kabolah reading mother fucker easily. Where do you go to apply/check this oppurtunity out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 yo who called for toiletseat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Israel is just fighting for their right to party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 If German Shapperds where plants, what would they be? Jew-nippers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 What do you call a Jewish womans boobs? Jewbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Good thing you have a paying job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Quote: Originally Posted by DSD666 (View Original Post) I'm jewish, and mexican. I pretty much hate life. So you're a millionaire day laborer? . . . and what's up with Jews trying to make their religion a race/ethnicity? Or is he a dentist with 7 children? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSO Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 I had a Jew friend one time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 anal frank likes in the backhouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 i hate them moslems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 This gun is a jew machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 I'm half Russian Jew on my mom's side, but I have no interest in going to Israel...my FBI file wouldn't go over too well with Mossad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Always cracks me up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beanshore Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 a friend of mine told me this whole birthright trip is just to get a bunch of young jews back to israel, and if your a dude they try to get you to join the army. i don't believe him, but i guess it's possible. /noconspiracytheorist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 . . . and what's up with Jews trying to make their religion a race/ethnicity? I think Judaism says something about if your mother is Jewish, you're automatically a Jew as well. That comes pretty close to being a race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troofandroomaz Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 a friend of mine told me this whole birthright trip is just to get a bunch of young jews back to israel, and if your a dude they try to get you to join the army. i don't believe him, but i guess it's possible. /noconspiracytheorist that is part of their game. my next door neighbor growing up (a girl), ended up on birthright, then became a tank commander in the IDF for like 5 years. its not really a conspiracy. the same shit happens when i go to the grocery store sometimes, where a marine will approach me and try to make it look interesting. some people fall for it, some dont. most just wanna go on birthright to get fucked up and fuck some super hairy pussy. /noschlomo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 ^^bahahahhaa. you, my good sir, are propped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 I think Judaism says something about if your mother is Jewish, you're automatically a Jew as well. That comes pretty close to being a race. Word on the street... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjemyqWPRbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Seriously...religion isn't my cup of tea, but I keep to myself about it. If you're gonna be vocal about hating it you'd better sack up and make sure to include Judaism in your tirade. Most people seem to have the misconception that Christianity, specifically Catholicism, is the be all end all of organized religion, but that's most likely due to the fact that they grew up surrounded by it and saw some of its less appealing facets. I think someone made that point to me on here once. So they listen to their punk music and spend their time in college "hating all religion and anyone who practices those lies" and surrounded by Jewish friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=6s9yw9CjYWQ#t=8s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pay2learn138 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 is there any jew girls at all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 No, only Jew men. But because their laws only allow them to marry and have kids with other Jews the religion is fated to only last one generation. Very sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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