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To who it may concern

 

Though I am about to kick the bucket I am as happy as ever. I am tired of this life so am going over to see the other side.

 

Good luck to all.

 

Benjamin P.

 

Married male, age 74

 

What is a few short years to live in hell. That is all I get around here.

 

No more I will pay the bills.

 

No more I will drive the car.

 

No more I will wash, iron & mend any clothes.

 

No more I will have to eat the leftover articles that was cooked the day before.

 

This is no way to live.

 

Either is it any way to die.

 

Her grub I can not eat.

 

At night I can not sleep.

 

I married the wrong nag-nag-nag and I lost my life.

 

W.S.

 

to the undertaker

 

We have got plenty money to give me a decent burial. Don't let my wife kid you by saying she has not got any money.

 

Give this note to the cops.

 

top

 

Give me liberty or give me death.

 

W.S.

 

props to Benjamin for having a great outlook on suicide, and props to W.S. for keepin' it real.

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a good handful of my buddies have died in the last couple years. One from suicide.

I didnt shed a tear at any of their funerals.

People "feel sorry/cry" at funerals for attention and the satisfaction of self pity.

It's disgusting.

Yeah i miss all of them and all that,

but watching people who barely knew them show up to their funerals making a scene has really cause me to shut off emotions all around.

Fuck most people.

Life goes on. There's no point on dwelling on death when youre still living.

Get over it.

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Since ive been working on an ambulance and the ER, ive seen some fucked up shit...a lot of the people ive picked up are better off dead, for reals, because they suffer so fuckin much, its depressing to see

...especially in these sorry excuse of skilled nursing homes...long story short, if i were to ever get to that point, my suicide note would be:

 

"i didnt want you to have to wipe my ass, so i did the next best thing, peace"

 

needs work, but im sure if i ever reach that point, it might be a better one.

 

-BW

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