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WELL ANOTHER ONE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS

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HAAAPPPPYYY NNNNEEEWWWWW YYYEEAAAARRR MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! IVE MADE ANOTHER ADVANCE IN THIS GAME OF LIFE AND WILL BE CELEBRATING ANOTHER YEAR OF BIRTH ON THE NINTH OF JANUARY. IT HAS BEEN A ROUGH YEAR, BUT IM STILL FUCKIN ALIVE AND THAT IS SOMETHING I AM THRILLED ABOUT IF YOU FACTOR IN ALL THE UPS AND DOWNS I HAD THIS YEAR. BUT ULTIMATELY IT WAS A GREAT LEARNING EXPERIENCE AND ALWAYS AN ADVENTURE... SO HAPPY NEW YEARS TO ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS AND I HOPE YOU BRING THE NEW YEAR IN WITH SOME STYLE AND FLAVOR, NOT WAKING UP RAPED CRYING IN A DARK ALLEY SOMEWHERE

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TIME TO TAKE 2011 BY THE HAIR AND FUCK IT LIKE THE SLIMY SWEATY STINKY FAT BITCH IT IS

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Haha.

One bosnian dude was selling codpieces last time i was up there.

50 bucks..seriouse bidness

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SWORD PULL A SPINAL TAP AND CHOKE ON YOUR OWN VOMIT

 

Gunna be eating calamari/prime rib/home made strawberry sorbet in a bit.

 

FUCKIN RIGHT

GUNNA TASTE GREAT

BETTER THAN YOU

 

And then peeing on buildings will ensue later on.

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had a fucking crazy nye, kept drinking the next day, still drunk.

 

life rules, fuck rich girls, stay scumbag for life

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i don't get hungover, it's my birthday, i'm still drinking leftover randome beer, i don't give a fuck either.

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