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Word. I pretty much missed all of christmas because I got a fucking throat infection(n/h) and a fever that's running wild.

I havn't been able to eat anything other than fruit(which i guess is good) since christmas eve and for me the food is the best thing about christmas..

 

I been keepinng myself alive with double strength ibuprofen(the magic pill) and lots and lots of water.

Would love some other suggestions..

 

/pissedhemissedchristmasoner

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water, fresh ginger, fresh garlic, honey, lemon.

cut up the garlic and ginger. you'd wanna use about 4 to 5 cloves of garlic and one or two teaspoons of ginger. the garlic to purge your body and the ginger to ease your stomach.

boil into a tea, with a half of a lemon in it. add honey in the cup before you drink it.

 

if you like garlic you can just cut up cloves and eat them raw. insanely good for your body. might want a chaser to get em down though.

 

drink a few pots of that shit and you'll be way better. i had a cold and ate a bunch of cloves of garlic and was better in 2 days while my friends and roommates were sick for months.

 

if you can't do that just drink water all day long. literally. over hydrate your body and continue to flush it out. you'll prolly get a fever and feel like shit but if you keep drinking water it'll flush your system out. cranberry juice helps too.

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my nose is always the biggest pain in the fucking ass when i'm sick. fuck that shit.

nothing really ever works. but sleep(if you can), plenty of rest, and hot toddy's.'

 

 

 

and dudes face.............................Brutal.

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ive been sick as all fuck since last saturday. all i want to do is leave work, but i cant cause im on a six month restriction/write-up where i cant be late or sick one day, as punishment for being sick or late. what kinda fuckin sense that make?? how the fuck you going to punish somebody for poor health?? and of all places... I WORK IN FUCKING HEALTHCARE! i will also not be receiving a raise this year as a result of the above.

 

so just a heads up to all you midwestern folks... never visit/work for an AURORA health care facility ever. they will treat you like pissed on trash and youll paying the bills for the rest of your life. some dickriding executive just retired and was awarded an 8.2 million dollar package, all during a month where 175 full time, 10+ year employees were given the boot and all employee raises were cut to 2%. fuck this place.

 

vented....

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if you want to alternate the taste of drinking a ton of water get some lemon juice concentrate or squeeze some lemons into the water, shits delicious in small-medium amounts and adds extra vitamin c.

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I end up taking too much because it's sooooo fucking yummy.

 

because it's sooooo fucking yummy.[/size]

 

it's sooooo fucking yummy.[/size]

 

sooooo fucking yummy.[/size]

 

On a serious note, it DOES look pretty good.

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water, fresh ginger, fresh garlic, honey, lemon.

cut up the garlic and ginger. you'd wanna use about 4 to 5 cloves of garlic and one or two teaspoons of ginger. the garlic to purge your body and the ginger to ease your stomach.

boil into a tea, with a half of a lemon in it. add honey in the cup before you drink it.

 

if you like garlic you can just cut up cloves and eat them raw. insanely good for your body. might want a chaser to get em down though.

 

drink a few pots of that shit and you'll be way better. i had a cold and ate a bunch of cloves of garlic and was better in 2 days while my friends and roommates were sick for months.

 

if you can't do that just drink water all day long. literally. over hydrate your body and continue to flush it out. you'll prolly get a fever and feel like shit but if you keep drinking water it'll flush your system out. cranberry juice helps too.

 

 

garlic works but it makes you take burning shits

if its really good garlic its really hard to just eat raw. worse than the hottest hot sauce. but it works.

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