BullshitTantrum Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 water, fresh ginger, fresh garlic, honey, lemon. cut up the garlic and ginger. you'd wanna use about 4 to 5 cloves of garlic and one or two teaspoons of ginger. the garlic to purge your body and the ginger to ease your stomach. boil into a tea, with a half of a lemon in it. add honey in the cup before you drink it. if you like garlic you can just cut up cloves and eat them raw. insanely good for your body. might want a chaser to get em down though. drink a few pots of that shit and you'll be way better. i had a cold and ate a bunch of cloves of garlic and was better in 2 days while my friends and roommates were sick for months. if you can't do that just drink water all day long. literally. over hydrate your body and continue to flush it out. you'll prolly get a fever and feel like shit but if you keep drinking water it'll flush your system out. cranberry juice helps too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 You should try building up your immune system with KFC and Gatorade like I do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 my nose is always the biggest pain in the fucking ass when i'm sick. fuck that shit. nothing really ever works. but sleep(if you can), plenty of rest, and hot toddy's.' and dudes face.............................Brutal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 ive been sick as all fuck since last saturday. all i want to do is leave work, but i cant cause im on a six month restriction/write-up where i cant be late or sick one day, as punishment for being sick or late. what kinda fuckin sense that make?? how the fuck you going to punish somebody for poor health?? and of all places... I WORK IN FUCKING HEALTHCARE! i will also not be receiving a raise this year as a result of the above. so just a heads up to all you midwestern folks... never visit/work for an AURORA health care facility ever. they will treat you like pissed on trash and youll paying the bills for the rest of your life. some dickriding executive just retired and was awarded an 8.2 million dollar package, all during a month where 175 full time, 10+ year employees were given the boot and all employee raises were cut to 2%. fuck this place. vented.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 ..ps ive been taking vicodin and drinking plenty of gatorade, the slight highness and decrease in body pain makes a job this physical somewhat tolerable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 if you want to alternate the taste of drinking a ton of water get some lemon juice concentrate or squeeze some lemons into the water, shits delicious in small-medium amounts and adds extra vitamin c. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeSent Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 ive been sick for three fucking days.... Fuck BEING Sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted December 29, 2010 Author Share Posted December 29, 2010 Felling much better now, time to fire up that hookah I got for Festivus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suber Giraffe Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 sick from visiting someone in the hospital. feel like shit, lungs dieing, coughing til ima bout to puke, etc. Theraflu severe cough n cold is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lambmeet Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 I've been drinking a lot of this.. I end up taking too much because it's sooooo fucking yummy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 i got paid back for that..so sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 I end up taking too much because it's sooooo fucking yummy. because it's sooooo fucking yummy.[/size] it's sooooo fucking yummy.[/size] sooooo fucking yummy.[/size] On a serious note, it DOES look pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 water, fresh ginger, fresh garlic, honey, lemon. cut up the garlic and ginger. you'd wanna use about 4 to 5 cloves of garlic and one or two teaspoons of ginger. the garlic to purge your body and the ginger to ease your stomach. boil into a tea, with a half of a lemon in it. add honey in the cup before you drink it. if you like garlic you can just cut up cloves and eat them raw. insanely good for your body. might want a chaser to get em down though. drink a few pots of that shit and you'll be way better. i had a cold and ate a bunch of cloves of garlic and was better in 2 days while my friends and roommates were sick for months. if you can't do that just drink water all day long. literally. over hydrate your body and continue to flush it out. you'll prolly get a fever and feel like shit but if you keep drinking water it'll flush your system out. cranberry juice helps too. garlic works but it makes you take burning shits if its really good garlic its really hard to just eat raw. worse than the hottest hot sauce. but it works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 heat up some ginger ale and pour in some appletons. works wonders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 yeah seriously i got sick 2 days ago and im trying to do as much as i can to be cured before new years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewreynoldsx Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 maybe i'm a cyborg. i don't get sick. the one year i got the flu shot, i got the flu. tinfoiloner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterblunt Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 whiskey does wonders... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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