wiggerneck Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Im in a dif country right now and me and this chic just cam from this place that supposedly had 'great pizza" .. I ordered my pizza by the slice and started eatting it like normal. The dirty asshole who was waiting on us at the counter hands me a fork and knife. I look over and ol girl and other people are eating their pizza slice with a fork and knife. she says "some people think its rude to eat pizza by hand" ... i said, "look bitch, this is a third world country and niggas are sleep outside on the sidewalk and these people are worried about me eatting pizza in hand??" i also told her "im American and THIS is how WE get down!!!" After I proceeded to take a gynormous swig of beer and let out the loudest burp possible just to let these faggot knife and fork faggots know Im f'real with this shit. HERE IS ONE OF THE SLICES OF PIZZA I ATE.... P.S. TOTALLY COOL STORY BRAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! "5 cheese" it tasted better than it looked but still...the cheese was half ass melted.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 holy lord that looks disgusting go purge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 i have a headache. and that looks like quiche not pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggerneck Posted December 23, 2010 Author Share Posted December 23, 2010 ^^^^ i ate it and though it could be worse. I thought about KIR's thread and that rotten deer meat and then it didnt seem so bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Looks like deer meat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 You mean to tell me that you paid money for that shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juspix Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 i woulda pick that shit up, folded it in half and went to town hoping someone would say something so i can live up to the Ameicans are the shit sterotype!! America represent biches!! hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GZOO Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 I looked at that pizza, and now I'm starting to get chest pains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defer Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 that pizza looks like maggots on toast. this is pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Talk about cultural manners, did you know that in China it's rude to go around throwing your dick in people's mouths? Or at least that's what the officer who handcuffed me said. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 ^Not only that, but bitches pussy is blurry like scrambled digital cable That's shits weak like clock radio speakers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 That pizza looks unbelievably awful. With that said, despite having its foundation in Italian cuisine, pizza has been wholly bastardized by America. Which in turn means as an American, you can eat it however the fuck you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 let me tell you a story of my pizza... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Where are you right now? that looks like deer barf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 That's real Italian Pizza. Without a food artist's touch. You guys are so fuckin uncouth and one dimensional Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Brough, I totally watched this youtube video one time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggerneck Posted December 23, 2010 Author Share Posted December 23, 2010 Where are you right now? that looks like deer barf. right now im sitting here messin around on the interweb watching chic mop the floor.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 Sydney Pizza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 i nearly vomited onto my keyboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 Gross, looks like frozen deer sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 right now im sitting here messin around on the interweb watching chic mop the floor.. WE HAVE THE SAME PUTERS!!! NO WAY!!!! WE SHOULD DOUBLE TEAM YOUR MAID!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 That's real Italian Pizza. Without a food artist's touch. You guys are so fuckin uncouth and one dimensional I know, right? it's like these plebs haven't even eaten foie gras before. Peasants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggerneck Posted December 24, 2010 Author Share Posted December 24, 2010 this thread was suppose to be about knife and fork pizza eating faggots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 it's now about your pension for african pizza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 my bro told me in iraq showing your soles of your shoe is like giving the middle finger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 my bro told me in iraq showing your soles of your shoe is like giving the middle finger How the you supposed to do this then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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