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Oh deer! It looks like 12 oz just got a bit more interesting. (weak stomachs beware)


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Re: Oh deer! It looks like my night just got a bit more interesting. (weak stomachs beware

 

woah woah woah

Hold the motherfuckin phone

You got a typewriter AND a 1930s depression wood stove?

You rent your cabin furnished from the unibomber?

 

 

 

Also now you ate this shit, did you consider perhaps the shit smelling leg was a wound infected with parisites while the deer was still alive? Undoubtibly the more experienced hunters pointed out the parasitic and infected leg wound, and said "fuck this we will just have to take the antlers on this one", knowing the parasites probably spread throughout the deers system while it was alive and infected the meat. Basically, watch that discovery channel show about parasites and wait for the little pin wrms to enter your field of vision.

 

Seriously, I would think living in the woods and being a serial killer and all you would know about parasites.

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Re: Oh deer! It looks like my night just got a bit more interesting. (weak stomachs beware

 

It is the rare gem of a thread like this one that keeps me coming back to Chan 0. Thank you for taking the effort to document your adventure KeepItRail. I for one do not think that you will get sick from eating this meat if you have any sense.

 

That cord lying on the floor directly in front of the door does look like a genuine hazard however.

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Re: Oh deer! It looks like my night just got a bit more interesting. (weak stomachs beware

 

He is going to piss out his ass for a couple of days...judging by his place there, that flood of ass piss will be done in the woods, next to the owl canvas and he will be wiping his ass with the skin of a baby.

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I think its pretty safe to assume he not only has a weird house of a thoujsand corpses nigga in the woods, but he also has a stash of emaciated half amputated meat slaves locked in his root cellar like that "the road" movie with vigo mortinsen

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Re: Oh deer! It looks like my night just got a bit more interesting. (weak stomachs beware

 

have fun br0

http://animal.discovery.com/tv/monsters-inside-me/

 

monsters_inside_me-show.jpg

 

 

see you on here soon! i can already hear it in my head...

 

"so i found this mangled deer carcas in the woods with a rotted shit smelling infected leg, and figured i could eat stew for a week, i mean, fire kills everything right? "

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