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at the BK in this pretty 'hood area

 

these young niglet teenagers wouldn't stop bothering me cuz they thought i was some guy from tv or some shit

 

like "nah c'mon dawg, you that one cat from mtv....or nah....that one band..."

 

"no son, i am just some guy eating a burger"

 

"yoooo it was that one show...i remember"

 

"FOOL I PROMISE IM JUST SOME RANDOM MOTHERFUCKER HAVING LUNCH"'

 

"aight dawg, chill...sorry"

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Old heads definitely aren't always innocent. I witnessed a 70 year old man get gripped up and escorted out of the poker room at the Taj the other day because he was raising hell with the table of players and talking all this nonsensical bullshit.

 

But if they are weak and senile, I wouldn't hit them even if they tried to hit me because shit like this happens and the motherfucker ends up having a heart attack or choking on some dentures then they aren't alive to corroborate the story and you end up sitting in the bing while someone else takes your job and fucks your girl.

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Why in every town does this woman work at a fast food joint? There is always one, short, fat, pissed off, white trash woman taking your order...neck fat spilling out over your sweat stained collar, breathing mad heavy because talking and tapping is so physically taxing, cutting me off mid order to scream at some kid covered in hot grease and raw meat just to tell him he's lazy and should just quit... utter scust.

 

Srsly, they all have one troll gatekeeper that keeps you from the tasties.

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We use to have the hook up at our local BK.

 

This cross eyed dude named wayne use to always give us thirty dollars worth of grease food. He could spit mad game at all the girls who would come in, and one time he told us about banging midgets and I about spit my drink all over the floor. He claimed he had been a coke dealer, and at one point was even trying to recruit my friends and I to push for him.

 

We respectfully declined.

 

But the guy had a banging girlfriend who was apprently rich, and she would pick him up from work, if you could call that what he was doing. All in all he was a cool ass guy, he use to try to skate with us in the parking lot and try to convince us the afghany woman at the shell next door was banging him.

 

Last I heard he was back in jail, hope dude makes it out one day back to his rich girlfriend and big nosed afghany whore.

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