BELTOLEUM Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 do we have "litreofcola"?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 you could say he got medium soda'ed ba-dum-tish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtue Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Wow, I've heard of people attacking others over some fucked up things before, but damn! Jabbin' an old man over his order at BK? Shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 lol dude punched his teeth down his throat this story is simple but delivers i bet dude wanted a fucking literacola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Or he was one of those faggots that thought it was hilarious to order a cheeseburger without cheese. Not a hamburger, but a cheeseburger without cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 i havn't been in a burger king since they discontinued the angry whopper, i had epic shits after i would eat that bad mutherfucker, but it was awesome. anywyas whats with all the beef at the burger joints? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 AT THA BURGER KING IN THA HOOD IN MY TOWN, SOMETHING GHETTO STAYS HAPPENING. LAST WEEK SOME WORKER WAS THROWIN A TANTRUM OVER SOME SHIT AND I THINK HE GOT FIRED. THIS STORY WAS FUNNY AS HELL THO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 if anyone remembers that shitty movie the tuxedo w. jackie chan & some bitch, the drivethru scene was filmed at an east end BK... my friends & i used to eat there everyday... i remember this old bitch that worked there too, like 80something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 HAHAHA! THAT REMINDS ME OF THIS LADY THATS BEEN WORKIN AT WHITE CASTLE IN DOWNTOWN BROOKLYN FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER, I'M TALKIN INFANCY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSO Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 who cares, if old dude was irate and swung first, oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Hungry Jacks Whopper with cheese value meal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Dude should have gotten out of the way... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 at the BK in this pretty 'hood area these young niglet teenagers wouldn't stop bothering me cuz they thought i was some guy from tv or some shit like "nah c'mon dawg, you that one cat from mtv....or nah....that one band..." "no son, i am just some guy eating a burger" "yoooo it was that one show...i remember" "FOOL I PROMISE IM JUST SOME RANDOM MOTHERFUCKER HAVING LUNCH"' "aight dawg, chill...sorry" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcay Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 I'd kill for a whopper right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 shoulda used fixodent.dumbass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeSent Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 "like they say at Bk" Have it your way! Slap (isnt that from like a fugees album skit or some shit) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Old heads definitely aren't always innocent. I witnessed a 70 year old man get gripped up and escorted out of the poker room at the Taj the other day because he was raising hell with the table of players and talking all this nonsensical bullshit. But if they are weak and senile, I wouldn't hit them even if they tried to hit me because shit like this happens and the motherfucker ends up having a heart attack or choking on some dentures then they aren't alive to corroborate the story and you end up sitting in the bing while someone else takes your job and fucks your girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Weak and senile is one thing. A lot of old people are full of piss and vinegar though, and know they're being assholes. That's the type I'm gonna be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 worked at the king in milwaukee for two full years, cant count on both hands how many times i wanted to lay a senior citizen down for good. although ive never flexed on a customer, several arguments were had and sandwiches were thrown. black metal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcay Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Give me that costume! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 this story is better brah http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/animals/dead-squirrel-tossed-drive-thru-window Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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troofandroomaz Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Why in every town does this woman work at a fast food joint? There is always one, short, fat, pissed off, white trash woman taking your order...neck fat spilling out over your sweat stained collar, breathing mad heavy because talking and tapping is so physically taxing, cutting me off mid order to scream at some kid covered in hot grease and raw meat just to tell him he's lazy and should just quit... utter scust. Srsly, they all have one troll gatekeeper that keeps you from the tasties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted December 15, 2010 Author Share Posted December 15, 2010 We use to have the hook up at our local BK. This cross eyed dude named wayne use to always give us thirty dollars worth of grease food. He could spit mad game at all the girls who would come in, and one time he told us about banging midgets and I about spit my drink all over the floor. He claimed he had been a coke dealer, and at one point was even trying to recruit my friends and I to push for him. We respectfully declined. But the guy had a banging girlfriend who was apprently rich, and she would pick him up from work, if you could call that what he was doing. All in all he was a cool ass guy, he use to try to skate with us in the parking lot and try to convince us the afghany woman at the shell next door was banging him. Last I heard he was back in jail, hope dude makes it out one day back to his rich girlfriend and big nosed afghany whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the dark horse Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 besides king diamond ..... this thread is fucking boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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