swordfish meatloaf Posted December 8, 2010 Author Share Posted December 8, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 i can just picture those pigs gathering around little dudes cell phone......the imagery's epic! "Yes we would" LOLOLOLOLZ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 ^haha no shit "And please send some fly bitches along with some crack-cocaine for myself and my homies" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted December 9, 2010 Author Share Posted December 9, 2010 okay continuing in retarded wisconsin crime reports.. these two surfaced in the last week as well: http://www.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/111516024.html Woman charged with biting off husband's tongue By The Associated Press Dec. 8, 2010 | A Sheboygan woman accused of biting off her husband's tongue has been charged with mayhem. Karen Lueders, 57, made an appearance in Sheboygan County Circuit Court Tuesday where she was ordered to have a mental health evaluation. A criminal complaint says Lueders was singing Christmas carols outside her house Monday night when police were called. It says she blew a party horn in an officer's ear and threw a coffee cup at police. The complaint says 79-year-old William Lueders was found inside the house, holding gauze to his mouth. The Sheboygan Press says Lueders told police in a written statement that his wife went into a "manic state" when he kissed her while she was in the bathroom. He says his wife grabbed his genitals and bit off his tongue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted December 9, 2010 Author Share Posted December 9, 2010 http://www.jsonline.com/news/crime/111569969.html Missing cigarettes cited in homicide Bail set at $150,000 for man accused of shooting his cousin By Jesse Garza of the Journal Sentinel Dec. 8, 2010 | A 70-year-old Milwaukee man shot his 50-year-old cousin seven times after he noticed several cigarettes missing from a pack he left in the kitchen of their north side home, according to a criminal complaint. Orteal Tyler was charged Wednesday with first-degree intentional homicide, use of a dangerous weapon, in the death of Mark Anthony Chambers, according to the complaint. Chambers was shot Sunday night in a home in the 2400 block of W. Hampton Ave. Tyler told police the missing cigarettes were the final straw in the friction between the two, which involved arguments over money and threats from the younger man, according to the complaint. After the two argued Sunday, Chambers laid down on a couch in the living room, and Tyler walked into the kitchen, where he noticed several cigarettes were missing from a pack he had left on a table. Believing Chambers took the cigarettes, Tyler grabbed a rifle that was near the refrigerator, walked into the living room and shot his cousin multiple times. Tyler was in custody Wednesday in the Milwaukee County Jail, according to the Jail web site. Online state court records show his bail was set at $150,000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Moogle People. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 so some 10 year old fucked up an amazing deal, 15 a g for some hash?!!!! fucking kids man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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publicenemyno.3 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 "It says she blew a party horn in an officer's ear and threw a coffee cup at police." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY MAYO Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 http://www.jsonline.com/news/crime/111569969.html Missing cigarettes cited in homicide Bail set at $150,000 for man accused of shooting his cousin By Jesse Garza of the Journal Sentinel Dec. 8, 2010 | A 70-year-old Milwaukee man shot his 50-year-old cousin seven times after he noticed several cigarettes missing from a pack he left in the kitchen of their north side home, according to a criminal complaint. Orteal Tyler was charged Wednesday with first-degree intentional homicide, use of a dangerous weapon, in the death of Mark Anthony Chambers, according to the complaint. Chambers was shot Sunday night in a home in the 2400 block of W. Hampton Ave. Tyler told police the missing cigarettes were the final straw in the friction between the two, which involved arguments over money and threats from the younger man, according to the complaint. After the two argued Sunday, Chambers laid down on a couch in the living room, and Tyler walked into the kitchen, where he noticed several cigarettes were missing from a pack he had left on a table. Believing Chambers took the cigarettes, Tyler grabbed a rifle that was near the refrigerator, walked into the living room and shot his cousin multiple times. Tyler was in custody Wednesday in the Milwaukee County Jail, according to the Jail web site. Online state court records show his bail was set at $150,000. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 "It says she blew a party horn in an officer's ear and threw a coffee cup at police." This shit is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Who smokes hash these days? turks LOOKIN LIKE A BOSTON TERRIER SHIT. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Lols...yea that lady biting the tounge almost beats my old roomate who tried to rob the bank with a piece of paper. I guess she's in for 20 years. In hindsight i shouldve mooched off her 5 years ago when she had 100k from a cycle accident and blew it all on heroin in 5 months.....all i asked for was a sweater and some prisma colors Kiel and manitawoc take the cake for idiotic people though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheep Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 "He says his wife grabbed his genitals and bit off his tongue." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 europeans im in the UK and I havent seen any Hash in about 5 years, I wouldnt even know where to get it, everyone just smokes bud, unless you are in holland and get all that real good hash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I used to live in Rome, hash was everywhere and weed was hard to get. Whenever I used to travel abroad in later years, I'd pick up a ton of hash in Holland at beginning of trip and blend it with tobacco. Walking around all day and smoking weed wears me out, where I found Hash (for me) kept the body loose and energetic. Everytime I got hash stateside, it has been garbage. Hashfanoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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swordfish meatloaf Posted December 11, 2010 Author Share Posted December 11, 2010 thinking this ones gonna go national. kept up with this at work all day: http://www.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/111660609.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 "He says his wife grabbed his genitals and bit off his tongue." Better than the other way around... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`Melinoe Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 She shoulda bit his dick off and superglued it to his lips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlenQ Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 fucking wizards run milwaukee... sidenote swordfish doesnt go anywhere without his Madison Mallards hat & teach me how to bucky shirt.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GucciCondom Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 This shit happened to me once, sans handcuffs thank god. I had picked up a rack of Roxi 30s and was trying to unload them shits, so naturally I shot out texts to people in my phone. Well this chick hit me back and said she wanted some. It sounded like the "real" her AND she asked me to come to the same town the bitch I thought it was lived in. So I get down there and being the cautious motherfucker that I am, I park 2 blocks away and leave the shit in my trunk. I go near where she wanted to link up and don't see her. I call and at this point in time I realize something fishy is going on and I see a cop start patrolling so I was like FUCK THIS and biddounced. Then they start saying shit like "oh my god it was so funny watching you just walk around har har har!" And then they tried to say something about reporting me to the police if I hit them up again. I ended up getting a hold of the chick, who I know very well and WOULDN'T have fucked with me and she said she got a new number like 4 months prior. So I don't know how someone in the same exact area of town got the number, maybe the phone company is cheap like that and doesn't cycle them well but that could have ended very bad for me had I not been what people refer to as "paranoid" and what I refer to as "cautious." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Solid story. When it comes to possible felonies, safe = smart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Updated: 12:09 pm CST December 14, 2010 Text Size AAA MADISON, Wis. -- An 18-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of stabbing two of his friends after apparently taking multiple hits of LSD on Monday night, according to Madison police. The suspect, Phillip D. Greene, of Madison, and three friends apparently took hits of LSD while driving around and looking at Christmas lights. Greene took several hits of the hallucinogenic drug, according to police. When the four people ended up at one of the homes in the 3100 block of Old Gate Road, Greene apparently began to act "crazy," police said. Greene allegedly went into the kitchen and began to pick up knives. Two of his friends intervened and there was a struggle, according to investigators. Greene is accused of stabbing one of friends -- a 19-year-old Madison man -- in the back and stabbing another -- a 19-year-old Madison woman -- in the stomach. The victims were later taken to a hospital with non-life-threatening injuries, police said. Authorities were called and a Dane County sheriff's deputy and Madison police sergeant responded and encountered Greene in the street. The suspect indicated that he wanted to be shot, officers said. Police said that they used a Taser on the suspect and took him into custody after a struggle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 what really happened is the ten year old,who is a notorious drug dealer in the muskego area mistakenly left his phone on the kitchen table,the grandfather heard it ringing and decided to answer,realizing now that his grandson is a hash dealing felon and in all probability a homosexual he decides to arrest the young childs supplier thus destroying his grandchlds drug ring without having to send his son to jail which he fears will only further grow his homosexual tendencies...the has was originally in the tons but knowing that the cops were on his tail(most likely tipped off by the ten year old) he flushed or swallowed all the hash that he could...now he sits in a county jail tied to his cot to keep him from floating away and through the ceiling. thats my theory anyways... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 $15 a G? That's not a bad deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FDR Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 midwest are a bunch of fucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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