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WISCONSIN PEOPLE ARE RETARDED

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"He says his wife grabbed his genitals and bit off his tongue."

 

Better than the other way around...

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fucking wizards run milwaukee...

 

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swordfish doesnt go anywhere without his Madison Mallards hat & teach me how to bucky shirt..

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This shit happened to me once, sans handcuffs thank god. I had picked up a rack of Roxi 30s and was trying to unload them shits, so naturally I shot out texts to people in my phone. Well this chick hit me back and said she wanted some. It sounded like the "real" her AND she asked me to come to the same town the bitch I thought it was lived in. So I get down there and being the cautious motherfucker that I am, I park 2 blocks away and leave the shit in my trunk. I go near where she wanted to link up and don't see her. I call and at this point in time I realize something fishy is going on and I see a cop start patrolling so I was like FUCK THIS and biddounced. Then they start saying shit like "oh my god it was so funny watching you just walk around har har har!" And then they tried to say something about reporting me to the police if I hit them up again. I ended up getting a hold of the chick, who I know very well and WOULDN'T have fucked with me and she said she got a new number like 4 months prior. So I don't know how someone in the same exact area of town got the number, maybe the phone company is cheap like that and doesn't cycle them well but that could have ended very bad for me had I not been what people refer to as "paranoid" and what I refer to as "cautious."

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Updated: 12:09 pm CST December 14, 2010

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MADISON, Wis. -- An 18-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of stabbing two of his friends after apparently taking multiple hits of LSD on Monday night, according to Madison police.

 

The suspect, Phillip D. Greene, of Madison, and three friends apparently took hits of LSD while driving around and looking at Christmas lights. Greene took several hits of the hallucinogenic drug, according to police.

 

When the four people ended up at one of the homes in the 3100 block of Old Gate Road, Greene apparently began to act "crazy," police said. Greene allegedly went into the kitchen and began to pick up knives. Two of his friends intervened and there was a struggle, according to investigators.

 

Greene is accused of stabbing one of friends -- a 19-year-old Madison man -- in the back and stabbing another -- a 19-year-old Madison woman -- in the stomach. The victims were later taken to a hospital with non-life-threatening injuries, police said.

 

Authorities were called and a Dane County sheriff's deputy and Madison police sergeant responded and encountered Greene in the street. The suspect indicated that he wanted to be shot, officers said. Police said that they used a Taser on the suspect and took him into custody after a struggle.

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what really happened is the ten year old,who is a notorious drug dealer in the muskego area mistakenly left his phone on the kitchen table,the grandfather heard it ringing and decided to answer,realizing now that his grandson is a hash dealing felon and in all probability a homosexual he decides to arrest the young childs supplier thus destroying his grandchlds drug ring without having to send his son to jail which he fears will only further grow his homosexual tendencies...the has was originally in the tons but knowing that the cops were on his tail(most likely tipped off by the ten year old) he flushed or swallowed all the hash that he could...now he sits in a county jail tied to his cot to keep him from floating away and through the ceiling.

 

 

 

thats my theory anyways...

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