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Post 5 Of Your New Years Resolution For 2011

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better grades

not get arrested

date something

learn to skateboard

stop my slide to alcoholism

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I laughed a lot at "date something"

 

1. Continue with my daily workout

2. Not sit in the back of a cop car

3. Eat good, shit big

4. Learn something useful

5. Get my head out of my ass

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New years resolutions are for faggots.

 

"hey guys, i have a great idea! Lets all talk about things that we're going to pretend we'll do, but then we'll never actually do them!"

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New years resolutions are for faggots.

 

"hey guys, i have a great idea! Lets all talk about things that we're going to pretend we'll do, but then we'll never actually do them!"

 

Turn that frown upside down Mr Grumbly pants!

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1. get a word published in urban dictionary (submitted: nigga swig)

2. bang an asian, or thai chick

3. eat more fruits and vegetables

4. smoke better weed

5. make more money

 

 

 

(the last 4 are the same every year)

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I never done the whole... next year I'm gonna start makin some changes I will start on jan 1st. thing but I will say I may be able to contribute. I just so happen to be stepping into a classroom for the first time in 15 years on jan 3 and I have some ideas for when that happens...

 

show up for class

drink way less

work out

become a social cig smoker

be a little more responsible

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pay off half my new car

put some cash towards my mortgage

work 300 hours of OT

marry my old lady

i dunno, 4 is good enough

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-Open a club called "La Playa."

On da beech.

Deres gon be dancin.

 

-Get my paintings of Margaret Thatcher's urethra into the Tate

 

-Win a spelling bee

 

-Take my mother out to brunch

 

-Fuck every girl on 12oz two times

 

-Get published in Marvel Comics and GQ magazine

 

-Stop using public bathrooms

 

-instead of telling jokes, I'm just going to loudly narrarate things that happen around me and let whoever im hanging with think of something funny to say.

 

-Adopt a child

 

-Swim in the ocean

 

-Always agree every time a girl offers to take a shit on my chest.

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1. get a word published in urban dictionary (submitted: nigga swig)

Im extremely disappointed you didnt submit "monkey sack"

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start drinking alcohol, and with a vengeance

 

start eating more and gain lots of weight

 

take up smoking non filters

 

rack DUI"S

 

get a job cleaning porta potties

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QUIT DOPE

GET HOMEGIRL BACK IN THE HOUSE

FUCK THE POLICE

MORE SWITCH/NOLLIE TRICKS

COME BACK OUT OF EARLY GRAFFITI RETIREMENT AND DROP OCCASIONAL KNOWLEDGE

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