Roke Reserve Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 1.have a more open mind 2.work out 3.eat less 4.dont walk away on so much shit 5.get a better job 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 better grades not get arrested date something learn to skateboard stop my slide to alcoholism 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Finish colllege Drink Less Fuck an older woman Skate more Paint More (not graffiti) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 I laughed a lot at "date something" 1. Continue with my daily workout 2. Not sit in the back of a cop car 3. Eat good, shit big 4. Learn something useful 5. Get my head out of my ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 New years resolutions are for faggots. "hey guys, i have a great idea! Lets all talk about things that we're going to pretend we'll do, but then we'll never actually do them!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 finish school stop drinking everyday clean my apt. get a decent job meet different, new people edit: yea your right, maybe ill meet new people...maybe, thats about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 New years resolutions are for faggots. "hey guys, i have a great idea! Lets all talk about things that we're going to pretend we'll do, but then we'll never actually do them!" Turn that frown upside down Mr Grumbly pants! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 1. get a word published in urban dictionary (submitted: nigga swig) 2. bang an asian, or thai chick 3. eat more fruits and vegetables 4. smoke better weed 5. make more money (the last 4 are the same every year) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 smoke better weed...........seriously like thats something you aspire to do? LOL you rule 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allah Snackbar Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 1. rape 2. spit 3. take pictures 4. ???? 5. profit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 I never done the whole... next year I'm gonna start makin some changes I will start on jan 1st. thing but I will say I may be able to contribute. I just so happen to be stepping into a classroom for the first time in 15 years on jan 3 and I have some ideas for when that happens... show up for class drink way less work out become a social cig smoker be a little more responsible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 clean my appt....LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 getting back to getting grades not get arrested stay dating something skateboard much more stop my slide to alcoholism few minor edits and it's my shit to the t! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 work out sleep more better grades date something lol get back on the skateboard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 pay off half my new car put some cash towards my mortgage work 300 hours of OT marry my old lady i dunno, 4 is good enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 new years resolutions are overrated. so is dignity. and pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 -Open a club called "La Playa." On da beech. Deres gon be dancin. -Get my paintings of Margaret Thatcher's urethra into the Tate -Win a spelling bee -Take my mother out to brunch -Fuck every girl on 12oz two times -Get published in Marvel Comics and GQ magazine -Stop using public bathrooms -instead of telling jokes, I'm just going to loudly narrarate things that happen around me and let whoever im hanging with think of something funny to say. -Adopt a child -Swim in the ocean -Always agree every time a girl offers to take a shit on my chest. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 WATCH OUT 50MILLZ HE'S BACK FOR MORE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 1. get a word published in urban dictionary (submitted: nigga swig) Im extremely disappointed you didnt submit "monkey sack" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSO Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 start drinking alcohol, and with a vengeance start eating more and gain lots of weight take up smoking non filters rack DUI"S get a job cleaning porta potties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 HAVE SEX WITH A QUADRIPLEGIC GIRL IN A BUS STATION BATHROOM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BELTOLEUM Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Focus more on school Get a job Get a gym membership + eat healthy Film something Occupy my time more/Actually do art Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaureguard Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 QUIT DOPE GET HOMEGIRL BACK IN THE HOUSE FUCK THE POLICE MORE SWITCH/NOLLIE TRICKS COME BACK OUT OF EARLY GRAFFITI RETIREMENT AND DROP OCCASIONAL KNOWLEDGE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 smoke way more drink the same amount do more art fuck more bitches cash money milllllionareeee status Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 just another day, gonna lose it anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLEN BENTON Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 1- exercise 2- attempt to eat better 3- ride more bmx/learn to throw the bars the non-goofy way 4- smoke blunt sized joints, and less blunts. 5- actually trim and maintain my plants when i'm supposed to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 delete threads that are before their time :haha: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 1. stop being a fuckin' drunkard... 2. drink everything slower... 3. try to get my knees back to working properly... 4. take on more work and stop being so fuckin' lazy aboot it... 5. save more money for more important shit than clothes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 you sound like a highschool ho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyWay Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 -Get my paintings of Margaret Thatcher's urethra into the Tate This is worth at least 5 in my book Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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