mackfatsoe Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Who else gets heartburn? Do you take drugs for it, or just wait it out? I've had heartburn for like 4 days in a row...what the fuck? In the interest of full disclosure, yes I have been snorting drugs and drinking whiskey...I'm worried that what I think is heartburn is actually something wrong with my throat because of all the recent powpow? UGH every sip of whiskey unleashes this funky ass misery... -cus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 2, 2010 Author Share Posted December 2, 2010 best gif ever, stolen from somewheres Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 i got the ullllsah. pretty much constant heartburn. sometimes it's worse than other times. any acid reducer should work. fucka fancy prilosec. i use all different types. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 2, 2010 Author Share Posted December 2, 2010 it feels like hella pressure in your chest and then every once in a while it moves up the throat and fucking burns like you have a big ass burp but you don't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 i like mylanta, and pepcid...i have a fuckin stomach ulcer. its somewhat helpful. stop drinkin whiskey and switch to beer. thats what i had to do. i kno exactly what ur sayin...pepcid should clear that up in 30 min Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 2, 2010 Author Share Posted December 2, 2010 no fucking way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 i didn't get my shit from any drinkin. shit obviously don't help. but i got it mainly from being an idiot and popping entire bottles of asprin/tylenol in a weeks time. shdoooops. did that for years and one day my shit was black as death. BAM, fucking ulcer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 I rarely get heartburn, but when i do i just drink some milk and it's gone right away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 2, 2010 Author Share Posted December 2, 2010 no milk, what about cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 2, 2010 Author Share Posted December 2, 2010 new question: found a bottle of pepto in the fridge...its like half drunk and probably pretty old...does this shit go bad? No "throw away after..." warning on the label. so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 go to a corner store, they usually got the 75cent little packs of medicine. i dunno about the pepto, i dunno if it works but its prob fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antix818 Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Aloe juice cures all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 I have absolutely horrific acid reflux, to the point that before I got on meds I was thinking about suicide cause I couldn't even function haha. It's not helped by the fact that I drink everyday and eat pretty shitty, but even if I'm doing neither of the above it's still horrible. I take daily Prilosec/Prevacid, depending on what I grab, and it keeps it pretty much in check. If I miss a day or two though, it's hell on Earth. Also, no matter if I'm taking my meds or not, chocolate or orange juice will ALWAYS cause heartburn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 2, 2010 Author Share Posted December 2, 2010 dang doggy, you got it you got it bad chocolate huh? that's interesting there, could be that. girl just gave me a big ass box of expensive looking chocolate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 2, 2010 Author Share Posted December 2, 2010 grooove streeeeet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 MAYBE ITS A TUMAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 MY PAWTNA ON THE PEEILL MY OTHA PAWTNA DRUNK ROLL UP THAT LOUD IM TRYNA GET FUCKED UP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Suck it up princess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Like barbed wire dipped in lava trying to mountain climb up my throat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 i've had it for years. most of the time i just take a tums or drink a glass of milk. lately, it's been worse so i got the walgreen's brand prilosec knock-off. works ok. p.s. the bitches on america's next top model are goofy lookin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Oh and I must confess I don't have heartburn at all. Must SUCK FAGGOTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 2, 2010 Author Share Posted December 2, 2010 pepto helped a little, not completely though I gave up on the whiskey for now but yoooo anybody watch HOARDERS on a+e? shit is wild these people are fucking loony for real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pertplus1 Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 kill all hoarders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Best fuckin line of that show is "Well I never wuuz much of a house keepuur" LOL OH! For real Mary? Cuz I can see you got yogurt from circa '92 and a dead cat mummified in newspaper with a headline readin "JFK ASSASSINATED" I don't know where you'd get that impression of yourself. They are all for the most part disgusting fat white heifers. This has me thinkin you ever seen a family outing consisting of all morbidly obese white females, one is the mother and the other 3 whales are her daughters but they all look the same age? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Oh and I must confess I don't have heartburn at all. Must SUCK FAGGOTS Well quit sucking those faggots now or it might give you heartburn. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 2, 2010 Author Share Posted December 2, 2010 hahah I just watched the first episode, Jill the "food hoarder" was fucking super funny/really batshit crazy and depressing grandma had rotting produce fucking EVERYWHERE in her house, when dude was throwing away the rotting pumpkin she stopped him so she could save the seeds --"it was such an unusual pumpkin, I should save the seeds" ...wwwow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Well quit sucking those faggots now or it might give you heartburn. Motherfuck :lol: ya got me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Used to have a lot of heart burn before I even knew what it was. Its been a couple of years and it doesnt come around much, but when it comes to belching..if I hold one in it bubbles forth burning acid. So yeah Im forced to belch out loud nowadays. Weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 switch to crack and get some calcium in your gut brosef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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