boxcarrapist Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Aillene & Shmeco Thomas Try To Steal $2,600 of Clothes in their body.:lol: :lol: :lol: Video In Link Ailene Brown and Shmeco Thomas of Oklahoma attempted to steal $2,600 dollars of clothing and shoes at T.J.Maxx...not by using the usual shoplifting techniques but by "actually concealing them in areas of their body where excess skin was," read: hiding them in their body fat, according to a police officer. Among the items the ladies were packing: four pairs of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves. One of the women was able to fit three boots under her breast -- what we want to know is were they ankle boots? Or over-the-knee? Either way, look out Ocean's Eleven, this was a pretty creative almost-heist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 It's even more wild when you consider how enormous the clothes they must have been that they were hiding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 SMASH BOBBIE MILLER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 man...the shit people do these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visual_ransom Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 00:31 "This is a strange one Bobby" HAHAHAHA. oh man. btw that is gross, i'd just let them get away with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 This reminds me of a story someone posted on here a while ago- wasn't it something like a fat dude got incarcerated with a handgun hidden under a roll of fat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Oh yeah, and that's one big tittie...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 This reminds me of a story someone posted on here a while ago- wasn't it something like a fat dude got incarcerated with a handgun hidden under a roll of fat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 sha meko thomas?...i mean really come on what fucking retard names a kid fuckin sha meko? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 smash both of them breezies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 I knew this would be a CALIg approved thread 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 nah dude...nah...even you need to have standards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 If you don't use your fat for stuff like this, you're doing it wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 dear lord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Fucking niggers love shoplifting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Shmeko? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 this is just fucking ridiculus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 those clothes must smell like ass cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 she hid three boots under one tit....im impressed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Dear America, Stop Eating Waffles!!! Signed Jebus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 One other thought, if you're that fucking fat it's not exactly subtle for shoplifting or other illegal activity, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 How does one come to realize they have the ability to hide shit in their fat? Do they hide food there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkeist Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Am i the only one that laughed at Shmecos mug shot expression? fuckin great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 smash both of them breezies. I almost negged you, but then I thought of all the ill shit I do. 'Nuff said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSO Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 all the shit they stole is back on the shelves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defer Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 this happened at my girls' store recently. fucking fat people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 I just bought some 80% off boots that smelled like general Tso's and hot sauce - win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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