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Hansel and Gretel

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Is about Nazis. Two poor German children are left abandoned by their parents(Germany being impoverished at the time) and although they brought with them some crumbs to mark their way, the crumbs are eaten at the birds. (What little economic strength Germany had was slowly eaten away by the reparations they had to pay due to the Treaty of Versailles) The children find a house made of candy(A large house/rich house,) with an elderly woman with a large nose inside. The woman simply asks Gretel to do work for her in exchange for room and board and unfortunately has little room for Hansel, and has to keep him in confined quarters. (The children resent her for this and plot her destruction) Hansel does not want the woman to know his true strength and knows she has poor eyesight, so when the woman goes to check on him he presents to her a bone.(This is symbolic of the ignorance of the Jewish people of what the Nazis were capable of or planning) Gretel precedes to trick the woman into moving where she wants the woman to and the pushes her into an oven. (the ghettos, the camps, the ovens) Then they loot the womans house and find her jewels and run home with them.

 

Yep.

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ring around the rosey...pockets full of posey..

 

ashes ashes....we all fall down.

 

My thought exactly.

Who knew that stories mean things?

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What do you call a Jewish womans boobs?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

JEWBS.

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No-one will take me to Shabit... Fark you Jews...

 

Ps first edition of their Kinder‐ und Hausmärchen (1812) - so NO

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I dunno about all that...it was written in the 1800s as far as I know. I'd buy into it moreso if it was written in the 1930s or something.

 

Interesting take on it though.

 

Edit: Brickos beat me to it...

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True, true. Now why didn't I think of that before?

Point well made.

 

google is your friend :D

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im dating a hella jewish girl that sometimes wigs out and speaks in yiddish

 

im gonna take em down from the inside

 

I need to infiltrate the Zionists through the vagina as well.

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