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Miley Cyrus Is Legal!


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http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/820696/Miley-Cyrus-turns-18

 

 

discuss what dirty things you'd do to her now.... that we couldn't do yesterday

 

 

1. I'd shove a promise ring up her snatch so good it'd act like an IUD (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intrauterine_device)

 

2. I'd grow a mullet and find out where to get original Quaaludes, then I'd capture and drug her at an awards show, drive off in a limo I stole, then I'd take her semi-conscious body to truck stops in the south, and charge $75 a head for japenese style bukaki gang rape.

 

3. Drop her off in front of the paparazzi while I'm getting road head and giving the double thumbs up

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